LOL EPIC XD

...

JUST

this meme makes me laugh. now we need a version of this with MJ giving him head and him coming all over her face. Cause there needs to be a porn version of every one of these

Kek

So is someone going to ask him?

Not a bad gag, will trigger many though.

All women are feminists except Amish.

I'm really enjoying this running gag. Weird that a t-shirt will be the lasting effect of Cain's run.

At this point, spiderman is just too big to fail.

how do you become an "ex billionaire".

did he trade it all to mephisto?

Is sad honestly

Yes, for that shirt.

Secret empire tie in and all.

>Marvel's most popular character barely selling 60K
>not failing

Based Peter supporting feminist.
/co-pol subchan blown the hell out

Look at everything else that’s not Star Wars, tie in, or a #1. They would kill to see 60k at this point.

In Peter's defense, that is their highest selling ongoing.

By the way, was Mockingbird Hydra agenda ever adressed in the comics after the secret empire event or we are just pretending it never happened?

Captain at least have the excuse of cosmic cube shennanigans, but what about her (and the punisher)?

You didn't read shit after that, right? Mockingbird wasn't Hydra, she was communicating with Maria Hill. The one that communicated with Hydra was Ant-Man because they got Cassie

She wasn't in contact with Hydra, she was in contact with Maria Hill. It was revealed in the issue after the one where it looked like she was the traitor.

I don't think Mockingbird being Hydra was ever mentioned. Ant-Man was outed as being the traitor.

Also Punisher felt mislead by Hydra Cap, this was addressed in Legacy.

How the FUCK would 6 ft plus broad shouldered, buff Peter Parker fit into a women's shirt? Forget all politics or characterization this shit doesn't make sense on a sinply spatial level.

Punisher was legit fooled into joining Hydra. He followed Steve because it was Steve asking him. He wasn’t mind controlled. Just a victim of Nick Spencer’s writing

>Spider-Man
>broad shouldered

So this... is the true... Marvel Legacy™

Woah.

Why is he wearing his gf shirt in the first place? Is my question.

I can see people calling Peter Cucker or Cuckter Parker already.

Well, it IS tight on him.

He's 5'10 and like 150 lbs

DUDE I lost my whole company because some office staff smashed their monitors LMAO!

>using the cuck word wrong again

the smell

but really, Peter is used to wearing smelly clothes cause he forgot to wash. He probably forgot to wash again so just threw whatever on

I'll be on point, next time.

Peter is 5"10, casual

>Spidermanlet

>How the FUCK would 6 ft plus broad shouldered, buff Peter Parker fit into a women's shirt?
MvCI is not representative of Spider-Man's usual interpretations.

he can fit that shirt

the issue wasnt as bad as I was expecting

>tfw no cute butch gf to share clothes with

>[TRIGGERED]

I saw someone describe the Spider-Man/Mockingbird relationship being similar to Black-Cat but more mature.

>more mature
They'd be wrong. Bobbi was an asshole to him the entire issue.

she was not

>puts labels on all her food
>cuts out the article in the paper and sticks it to the fridge with HA HA HA letters

Remember kids, getting raped means you're weak. A true hero fucks around on her husband and kills her lover.

Fuck that book, seriously.

>cute butch gf

It's not his shirt though.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MARVEL

And Mockingbird has her Super-Soldier serum.

i've completely ignored spider-man and most other characters for like the past 2 years. what happened? did peter fuck the midget and lose his money?

i'm so confused

More like Otto fucked the midget.

everytime you think they're about to realize how fucking dumb their writers are they just double down and defend, divert and distract.
when will papa disney get tired of slumping sales and when will marlel realize nobody likes a onesided narrative?

Peter lost his company because reasons. It really doesnt matter. And no, Peter didn’t fuck the midget. He’s dating a Mockingbird now, who is Hawkeye’s ex wife.

>i'm so confused
There was a recent Mockingbird mini that retcons an important story in her publication history. In the original story, Mockingbird was mind-controlled by a villain and had sex with him. In the recent mini, it was revealed that she dated him willingly, cheated on her husband, and then killed her lover just because.

Considering America is still ongoing and hads’t been cancelled due to its abysmal sales , not any time soon.

am I the only one who actually enjoyed the Mockingbird comic? Also it's always nice to see someone fucking Hawkeyes ex-wife

no one on Sup Forums read it besides TAMPONS

>am I the only one who actually enjoyed the Mockingbird comic?
Yeah.

yeah wtf don't they know that this is what Puny Parker is supposed to look like

Well at least she's a true feminist.

why is that? the writing was solid, and although it was goofy as fuck, I thought it was definitely enjoyable. Also good "plot"

Someone explain to me how Peter lost his money.
Last issue i read octo wanted to take it his company back so peter destroyed it (that was already really stupid). But as far as I know he didn't erase his money?

to save lives, he kept on using his company to do average company things, like supplying weaponry to help fight Osborn from taking over countries. Also he made his phone emit a screeching sound, and then they all broke

No, Sup Forums mostly enjoyed it when it came out except the third issue, which the SJW-haters never stopped REEing about.

Wait what?

How the FUCK did this get nominated for Best New Series over The Flintstones? The Eisners are an absolute JOKE

Peter is a cuck, though.

Girlfriend got knocked up by the bull and all.

Squirrel Girl won both Best Writing and Art IIRC. Awards are a meme.

How is you wearing your girlfriend's shirt anything like being cucked?

And then she died.

How is it not?

Can they at least try to have some semblance of credibility?

>the writing was solid
Nah.

Unstable molecules

they did see Squirrel Girl

member when spider-man was the absolute best?

y tho

So Bobbi cheated on Clint?!
I guess the whole "OMG she got raped!!" had to have been the reason for the change to she did it willingly.

Yeah, turns out Phantom Rider was telling the truth and she murdered him in a failed attempt to keep her marriage.

>Anything written by Dan Slott
>More Mature
user, please.

God!!

Feminism is so fucking horrible.
So the villain was the good guy the whole time...

Feminists are morons. She's a cheating slut and let a man die to cover it up.

That shit is giving me a nosebleed from the pressure of its stupidity. I just read an article where the author explains why she did it and claimed this whole thing was written from Clint's perspective and he made up that story to lie to himself.

She's so fucking...arrrrgh. Lol.
Wow.

That sounds like something Slott would say. I assume it wasn't him, but it still sounds like it.

I think you assuming it WASN'T him is giving him more credit than he is due.

Just saying what I heard is all.

It wasn't.

It still sell because apparently there's a lot of people who have a fail boner + a knack for depression.

But she's a cunt with him since the begining of the P.I. run. It's visible now because he's going full "boohoo, I'm a total loser" again.

I her defense, it's unbearable deal with depressive people.

This was a nice gesture she did to get Peter out of his funk and clear his head.

Everybody hates Peter.

>why is that? the writing was solid
The writing was terrible. Even ignoring the feminist issues, it tried to hard to be like Fraction's Hawkeye and just came off as cringy (especially the mer-corgis).

Spider-ManXMockingbird is the worst ship ever and I wish Slott would get cancer

It isn't that bad.

Wait, why would people hate Peter for hydra trying to take over his company?

After finding out Mockingbird lied about being raped that character needs to be killed off or skrull'd again.

What that idiot feminist did ruined her for me.

You can polish a turd all you want, it’s still a turd.

>Cheats on her husband with an insane guy
>Let people believe she was raped
>Let the guy dies to cover up her infidelity
>No comeuppance, ever

Is that her feminist agenda?

Because bad writing.

Parker Luck™

Gotta shift the blame to someone. Why not the ex-ceo himself? Most of the issue is the majority focusing on the negatives that took place.

Wait, Peter is fucking Bobbi now?

It certainly is apparently.
Not to mention she gets to be all up in these Spidey comics now so she gets more exposure after lying about being raped and basically killing a man to cover it up.

Feminism is cancer

Peter's only like 5'10, and at his heaviest he's usually put at like 175. He's lean muscle.

Wow she's a really pleasant person.