Morning Sup Forums, what's for breakfast?

Morning Sup Forums, what's for breakfast?

what isn't for breakfast?

Enlightenment

Impregnation

I was actually at a business thing at the casino this morning. They had made to order omelets for the meeting.

Melon Bread!

Is that a Cuphead reference?

GASP IT MIGHT BE

I thought it was an Undertale Reference

Same thing I eat every morning. Tobacco, spiked coffee, and dread.

well first it's like noon, but I guess it still counts as breakfast.

steak, eggs, morphine, bacon, coffee. maybe some toast if I have the appetite.

I wish I had time to smoke my pipe after breakfast. Just ordered a new one from Mr. Brog.

oh hey Maggles
by gar it's been a while. you are the best character

Unsweetened latte, a cigarette, and Xanax

MUH DICK! BOOM!

>Xanax

literally why. smoke a blunt you depressed piece a shit

BIG REVEAL MORTY

IM DICKLE DIIIIIIIIIICK

>10:40 breakfast thread
That's brunch you stupid whore

Do any of you faggots even know how to cook?

this must have blowen away gamers minds when it first came out. It looks 3d

I can make a breakfast burrito that will blow yer panties off.

It was released on Genesis meaning no one played it because it had no games worth buying the console for.

I'm a mexican so you better have skill if you want to blow these boxers off (panties are for pussies)

son if not for the heavily politicized nature of food I would hang out in /ck/ all day erry day. i fantasize about having a youtube cooking show where i show off all my lazy-but-effective meals

I'm not and I always fresh make my freedom wraps.

i saw 'freedom wasps' and I was like wow that is a mexican as fuck thing to eat

Follow your dreams, daddy.

>American wraps
That only means the ingredients are higher quality than whatever I can cook here bought from the store. I'm in serious disadvantage

Have mods just decided to leave these threads up now?

I don't hate Mexico, I just want it to suck less.

Me too, my friend, me too.

don't tempt fate, m8. just post cute Dipper
I can understand that, amigo. we'll work together to make it a better place. Because as much as we love our america, we know it can't continue to be staggeringly better than other places or that... just means everyone needs to come here, and we don't want that. Plus I have so many pals and webcomic artists i love down there, and i'm tired of worrying about them all the time.

Highly depends in the region of Mexico you live in to be worried or not. The more south they are, the more alarming it becomes.

>Tfw can actually cook

The U.S. of A. can only do so much. We can make better trade deals and crack down on border crime but it's meaningless if Mexico's government continues to be corrupt.

indeed. that's why last time i checked (and it's been a while) bush was working with the prezzydent of mexico to do just that
as i understand it the government itself isnt that bad, they use their army to fight the police, who are the real corrupt ones. unfortunately the police are better-armed

It's actually a chaos, the government is corrupt, half the police is corrupt and the masses are manipulated by mass media. It's kinda hard to try to beat a whole culture like this.

No matter how bad it gets we're not coming down there, could you imagine the international outcry?
People are still bitching about the last time we sorted shit out.

We have to solve this conflict ourselves, but thanks for your concern, I think we'll be able to manage it one or two generations more in the future

Fuck international outcry though. if your neighbor's house is on fire, you don't just stay on your side of the property line and keep your house wet
we're just waiting to see if it burns down or if it's growing and getting closer.

Also look at how much of a chad Pancho was, parking his fat ass right in the big chair. I love it. The Zapatistas wanted it destroyed IIRC

good luck to you, you need it.

Cooking is for idiots, Maggie, the breakfast pizza it's on its way already

breakfast pizza is pretty damn good if you go with the biscuit crust paradigm

so let's talk about Maggie and Dipper and why they are the best Sup Forums OCs ever

Breakfast was 7 hours ago for me.

I wonder how often Maggie harrasses Breakfast Princess

yes I do in fact

Wagecuck slave and living alone for the past 4 years does not allow me to not know how to cook. It's either learning how to cook satisfying and long lasting meals from cheap essential ingredients or I can't function right.

Stuff.

living alone fucking sucked, nobody to eat my food, cooking being most efficient when done in large batches but not having any spare time for cooking..
not that moving in with my mom is much better, damn thing eats like a bird and has a new temporary food intolerance every week

/cock/