X-Men Blue Storytime

This week's edition of the Mojo crossover. And the art is pretty enjoyable!

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I really didn't see this one coming

lol since when did Rachel ever call Scott dad?

that Rachel outfit looks very uncomfortable

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Jean looks good, but that Kurt though.

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We just need Ricochet Rita around now.

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I think this is the Jim Lee issues 1-3 Magneto.

I remember it happening during the Uncanny X-Men run right after M-Day, but nowhere else.

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Prestige?
Was she somebody's prestige project?

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True.

Blood storm is on the 2099 cover.

It's her first and classic outfit and she looks great in it, stop bullying ladies that can sport heels

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the only great costume of Rachel is shirt that exposes her abs + short skirt + face and back glowing phoenix tattoes

>The wheel of angsty mutant pain and suffering
>those arcs
Mojo you madman

the first panel makes me mad
the second panel makes me mad because it's a mistake. Jean was killed by Xorn, are they ignoring that? according to the retcon, she never died during the Dark Phoenix saga

Mojo likes to roleplay as a deranged santa.

Yup. Post sw Earth.

>shitting on Rightclops even in death
Fuck off

He should meet Cable, won't call him dad but it would be fun.

Jean Grey and her relationship to the Phoenix no longer make sense.

at least this wasnt written by Bunn

That retcon has been subtly rectonned out. Now, it was Jean that died on the moon.

Regarding the Xorn thing...well, explaining the "I was killed by Magneto under the influence of sentient bacteria" in one panel is a tough ask. It's easier to stick with the classics, especially with more Phoenix drama coming up.

Jean becomes Phoenix then dies. To come back now. I guess the Jean in the Xmen Jim Lee run and Morrison is a clone.

"I was killed by the brother of the Xorn you saw at New Tian in the Secret Empire comics, pretending to be Magneto, under the influence of a 3 billion years old sentient bacterial colony"

the only X-Men thing I find more confusing is the M twins, Monet, Penance, Marius, Emplate relationship thing

There's panels in mosaic and other books saying xorn is magneto.

xorn pretending to be magneto pretending to be xorn.

No actual magneto remembering he was xorn. Anyways marvel likes to trash on Morrison and Jms works.

how did they get away with this?
it's basically anti-marvel smear campaign: the comic

>15 year old teen Jean dressed as Goblin Queen

I like that. A shame they can't allow the underboob anymore.

What boob?

she isnt 16

there was an 8 months gap before secret wars, and another 8 months gap between death of X and IvX.
The O5 have been "with us" more than 2 years of Marvel time. And IIRC Jean was starting college when she was recruited for Extraordinary XMen.

the only not legal O5 may be Iceman

You consider this funny but this is pretty much exactly how Marvel handles story arcs too.

If she is in her 20s then there's absolutely no reason why she should look like a tiny teeny version of Adult Jean.

She looks like a 15 version of her.

The delicious small ones she has.

thats because artists for some reason decide to draw "teen YX" as a head shorter than "adult YX"

Quark

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thanks OP

Oh shit, link to part one?

Was the first issue (last Gold) even storytimed

>15
She's 18.

It's just a standard Mojo arc. Pretty much all Mojo arcs are exactly like this. They're basically an excuse for Marvel to poke fun at itself.

Well shit.

When has Mojo ever not been an excuse to make fun of Marvel editorial or the writer to be self-deprecating?

Here's part 1, last week's Gold.

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Damn this art is awful

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Reboot porn

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it does have that bad porn comic look, doesn't it

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I like it
it's Land without Land

Wait a minute who the fuck is this Bloodstorm and how did she get here?

Teen Storm from a vampire dimension. Goblin Queen brought her in last arc.

Why even use the character if Bunn kills it literally two issues later?????

Bunn you need to go back to writing school.

Why is Rachel being weird and creepy? Like stop. Stop it, get right with Jesus you team bicycle. Jesus, Rachel will Fuck anything and is thirsty for daddy.

Most women have daddy kink. Damaged women and feminists shout out daddy in bed.

Didn't PAD establish that Long shot is a rapist, back in X-Factor? Like he used his luck manipulation powers to charm Dazzler into fucking him.

Jerks? Marvel really enjoys shitting on their fanbase. Only 90s faggots whose only contact with the xmen is that old cartoon hate on cyclops.

Damn... she was already more interesting than 616 Storm.

I'll be honest, I haven't read his run. There's a lot of old x-men to get through.

SHHHHAKT through the heart
And Bunn's to blame!

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So this is the house of ideas?