It's November 8th, the votes are starting to come in

It's November 8th, the votes are starting to come in.

these are the results so far.

Ho do you react?

i say quit dreaming

>new york EVER going red

Things are beginning to look pessimistic for Jeb's chances.

>NY
>Red
Nice one leaf.

I wake up.

>New Jersey
>New York
At least make it plausible.

>mfw all of the other states are blue

if Clinton gets slammed with another scandal it could easily happen

This would mean the election was already over, so I'd go to bed and get REAL comfy.

What a beautiful dream. Not really worth making a thread about though.

Holy Aleppo, Leaf man!

FUCKING NYC AND WESTCHESTER

I run down two flights of stairs to get to my friends' apartment and laugh at them all night while drinking their beer.

i'd cum buckets

This. Where the FUCK is the Jeb! surge I was promised?

I go to bed happy.

Involuntary ejaculation your mom might or might not be in the spray

Trump does own most of NYC. He could shut the whole place down while the rest of the state votes for him.

>BLOWOUT SOON STALKER

with motherfucking glee as I fetch my pitchfork and torch

What time do they start counting?

Maybe we can come up with a new electoral system.

The 5 boroughs gets half of New York's electorates and that's it.

Los Angeles, Bay Area, and California split the electorates 3 ways.

early in the afternoon. You can pretty much watch the shit all day.

REEEEEEEE. How do we stop rich and powerful oligarchs like Donald Trump from destroying our democracy?

IT'S NOT OVER YET DRUMPFKINS HE HASN'T REACHED 270

Arent votes supposed to be coming in from the west

Just vote for him in the first place and then his dirty tricks won't matter ;^)

>these implacations

Rigged election via Russian hacking. It would quite literally be happening.

I'd cum so hard I'd re-enter the berenstein universe

What states results are released first in USA?

fuck trump

>Ho do you react?
probably with full-scale euphoria, almost entering another dimension of joy.

the east coast states in the 1st timezone.

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Is this how the results will come in? East coast to west?

>Alabama in ETZ

East coasts states ones such as pic related and Washington DC (not a state).

They would call it the moment he flipped New York

No

All I have to see is New Hampshire, North Carolina, Ohio, 1Maine and Florida red and I'd be setting off fireworks. If those are red it's President Trump

yup

yes

I would literally start masturbating on the spot. Even if my family was there

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Sup Forums would probably crash from the traffic but I would get erect after observing the liberal butthurt on Faceberg and twatter

As far as I'm aware, yeah. I remember California being last, but I might be wrong.

I agree with this. Any state that has a one or maybe two large cities should have split electorates. If we're not going to do popular vote then this is the fairest way to represent the desires of the voters.

Alaska and Hawaii would be last, but the election will be called long before their results are in

I don't know why people doubt New York THAT much.
Its a slim chance yeah.
But NYC, a liberal shithole, voted for old republican Rudy Guiliani and they loved him. And that same mayor has endorsed Trump.
Plus, New York has a Puerto Ricans, not Mexicans, so they probably hate mexicans too.
But then again KIKES KIKES KIKES.

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I may commit suicide because I don't think I will ever be able to feel the thrill and excitement I am feeling in that moment ever again

Thanks that was very helpful

Weatchesterfag here
Please nuke us

I tell you to wake the fuck up because you're dreaming and/or delusional.

If those were the results then trump would win by landslide margins.

Start celebrating with drinking and tell my wife I'm just drinking because I'm afraid.

Which married his daughter

Thanks, I hope that Trump starts off with a bang.
Fingers crossed that New Hampshire or if we're extremely lucky Pennsylvania or Maine or Virginia go red.

So if during the votes coming in we see New Hampshire go blue we might as well give up?

kek underrated

This is what we want to happen. One announcement of her being involved in child sex scandals and it's over.

Sadly yes.
Unless in a magical fluke Michigan or Minnesota flip red.

..brazillian education ...

Trump is currently +3 in virginia but the (((Chosen ones))) don't want us to know.

if your wife isnt voting for trump you are doing it wrong.

C U C K

I start masturbating as soon as I see New Hampshire and Florida are red.

>not drinking all the time

>not taking the black pill

>MA blue even in Sup Forums's wank fantasies
Fuck this goddamn state.

dinkins was a colossal fuckup which is how jewliani got elected

which way does the earth rotate?

no, NH is small and expected to go blue anyways

If Maine goes blue completely, and states like FL and NC go blue then Hillary will have rigged it

>tfw almost certainly no red CT
This state a shit, but I can't bring myself to leave. This is my home. I really hope Trump helps to fix shit here, mainly removing the ten hundred billions of Guatemalans that live here.

Refill my glass with booze - the early hours just got comfier that much quicker.

Cry tears of joy.

If all those votes are tallied fast enough, yes. Sometimes there are delays, other times they jump the gun and call shit (too) early.

As I mentioned in another thread, in 2000, they called Florida soon after the polls closed in the eastern timezone, but Florida extends into the central timezone; people still in line for voting were told Florida was already decided. And to top it all off, they called it for Gore; after the polls closed in central, they reversed and called it for Bush! Only when they realized it was too close did they call it a tossup.

>it's November 8.
>Hillary ends up winning.
>All of Sup Forums is laughing at Sup Forums.
>Literally every thread on every page is a laughing Hillary/footage of her being sworn in/ Trump's head in a noose.
>NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER TRUMPKINS.
>Sup Forums almost explodes from the shitstorm.

Jesus Christ, NO.

By giving even more disproportionate electoral power to rural areas? Lmaoooo maybe your party deserves to die if it can't win elections on fair ground

Witness me.

I don't see him winning New York or New Jersey. PA is a long shot, and I doubt he'll get all of Maine.

>5 minutes later
>recall announced
>FBI arrests clinton for voter fraud
>constitutional crisis
>Senate votes trump into office

FTFY

"Trumps going to win!"

sauce?

>FL + PA

Rejoice, for the God Emperor is anointed

Believe in the power of Trumpland.

Malloy is helping ct push red, due to his incompetence and failure as a governor

Also he has no shot at CT. New Hampshire is very possible, tho.

Don't forget PA

I believe it came from a breitbart article. So take a few grains of salt etc.

But keep your eyes on virginia. It may flip red to the devastation of clinton.

I don't think I could deal with trump loosing lads

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>Montana going blue
fucking ID laws letting welfare leech elk vote

Pretty much

>NH
>Red

I find a way to draw myself out of this alternate universe

You made me kek.

gg, you fucking kike :^)

>NY
>Red

I find a way to draw myself out of this alternate universe

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It could still be proportionate, just split between major cities and the rest of the state. People who live in farming states with one major city basically have no vote with tbe current system.

>new york red
>florida and ohio called that early

Importing millions of spics to vote for you isn't 'fair' either you dirty mongrel

NH is a state that has usually gone red in the past, you dumb kangaroo.