Well howdy everyone! It's me, your old pal Butters™! Boy oh boy, I really wish I could say I'm excited for the all-new episode of South Park that airs tonight at 10/9c (hey, that's three hours from the time of this post, neato!), I mean, of course I am! Who wouldn't want a new episode after last week? But what I'm even **more** excited for is South Park: The Fractured But Whole releasing next Tuesday! I hear it has BOTH Denuvo and UPlay support! And if you pre-order right now, you get South Park: The Stick of Truth for free*! Boy, if that doesn't tell you how nice the fellers at Ubisoft are, I don't know what to say!
>Franchise Prequel - Mark Zuckerberg helps the boys stop the spread of fake news.
I hear this is going to be a prequel tie-in to the new game! Wow, how smart and cool is that? No wonder they delayed it for months on end, it all makes sense now! Ubisoft, you've done it again!
Tyler Campbell
I want more Creek.
Nathaniel Turner
think you started this thread early enough?
Brandon Davis
Best time of the week is when Butters drops by.
Sebastian Morales
Does OP know he's an ad?
Matthew Stewart
Here's hoping Super Craig and Wonder Tweek show up this episode.
John Carter
>randy nowhere to be seen
good
William Reyes
Don't you usually do this an hour from now? I'm more and more certain you're employed by SP studios or something
Jackson Smith
The Coon is such a cool and handsome character, I hope he beats the shit out of that faggot Professor Chaos for spreading goddamn LIES
Dylan Bailey
I dunno. The coon looks fatter and fatter with each appearance. His coon nose looks awfully Jewish too.
Isaac Evans
Hey, Butters: If you ever see Professor Chaos, tell him I'm a big fan of all his work.
Austin Turner
The Coon needs a cute sidekick that he can barely stand to be around for more than five minutes at a time anymore.
Levi Lopez
I think OP is parodying RLM's Star Wars satire.
Lucas Rogers
Meh, watching hockey and then I'll catch up on South Park.
Side note; anyone else irritated that Matt and Trey now do these multiple episode arcs each season for the past few years when each season is only ten episodes in length?
Carson Jackson
>not a randy episode >but a butters episode
Thank fuck I dropped this show. The trump butthurt is still showing through
Easton Cooper
>butters episode We actually haven't had those in a long while.
Dylan Murphy
What's wrong with butters episodes?
Jason Morris
>Why don't people like the worst character?
Elijah Rodriguez
But I DON'T like Wendy.
Grayson Robinson
no thanks. get back to me when your masters drop the politics (both sides)
Jeremiah Diaz
>worst character factually incorrect
Brayden Campbell
This episode doesn't seem to have politics in it.
Henry Hall
South park has been political for ages.
Remember the 2000 election with the recounts?
Adam Miller
>Doesn't like a good ol butter episode
Jordan King
>Wanting another Randy episode over a superior kids centric episode Kill yourself
Julian Gonzalez
These levels of shit taste shouldn't even be possible!
Christopher Sullivan
Douche and Turd? That was 04 acksually.
Jose Brown
I do sort of miss the longer seasons, although multi part episodes are still fine. Why did they steadily do less episodes per season anyway?
Dominic Sullivan
Journalists have spoiled the game entirely by now, we'd know.
Thomas Robinson
Was it? The one where the kindergarten kept doing recounts and the "absent kids count!" thing?
Jordan Thompson
Do people really hate all Randy episodes, or are there just too many of them now?
Angel Miller
I wouldn't mind a delayed season start. Have the season begin in December so we can have a Christmas or holiday special again.
Isaiah Miller
Yeah, I know. I'm crossing my fingers for a nice fat DLC expansion down the line with some Eric/Heidi action. My hopes aren't high.
Matthew Bennett
Oh, yeah. You're right. That episode is Trapper Keeper.
Hunter Harris
I'm honestly surprised I remembered it because of how shot to piss my memory can be.
Juan Anderson
I never got the hate for randy episodes myself.
Easton Phillips
Randy is a good character, he's just extremely overused. They should let the other ones have the spotlight as well.
Nathaniel Carter
Ah,I agree then.
Aiden Cruz
Switched from U-Verse to Spectrum and lost Comedy Central, stream?
Dylan White
>I hear it has BOTH Denuvo and UPlay support! Yaaaay! I feel like this is a bad thing. Sup Forums, is this a bad thing?
Asher White
Randy had a gorrilion episodes every fucking season. Sick of him and overdone white guilt garbage.
Mason Cook
Same.
I can agree with that, though.
Levi Russell
UPlay is a trainwreck alone.
Christian Bailey
It can be. I guess.
Jaxson Carter
I like South Park
Jackson Young
>people hate Butters now
Shame on you
Eli Allen
Aww man. Get the FUCK outta here fag! Unless you're a gay shipper in which case WELCOME! wanna exchange tumblrs?!
Eli Garcia
I don't care that much for the newer seasons but the older ones are comfy as fuck.
Kevin Stewart
Imagine being this fucking stupid you lack reading comprehension
Hunter Nelson
it's a terribile thing, but I don't know if it's true and I'm too lazy to check
Landon Nguyen
underrated post
Colton Brooks
If they're part of this episode it'll be about them fighting and breaking up careful what you wish for
William Wilson
>Spectrum is about to drop 23 viacom channels please call this number and tell them you want to keep these channels!
THA FUG IS THIS BULLSHIT?! I haven't turned on my tv in a few weeks what the hell is happening?!
Jack Barnes
but muh politics
Jeremiah Peterson
Is it worth preordering? What does towelie actually do?
Alexander Perez
Television is dying.
Ayden Ross
It's Towelie so about what you'd expect. Get high and spout random shit instead of giving game tips like he's supposed to. If he does provide game tips they'll probably be completely wrong.
Jordan Wilson
>tfw cable company still has monopoly on internet and it's overpriced as shit
Gabriel Fisher
yeah the fuck, may as well cancel Spectrum
Asher Kelly
So I've seen clips of the gang having a fit about their movies and them breaking up. I guess this episode is about all of them together playing before they break up? I hope so. Then Facebook will increase tensions among the group?
Aiden Ross
Fuck off. Everything about your post seemed like you was mad at it not being Randy episode. Don't blame others for being such a retard that you fail to provide your intention.
Connor Bell
You faggots really need to leave this site. Fucks sake, the state of this board must be absolutely abysmal if we've got goddamn shippers roaming South Park threads, of all things.
Nicholas Walker
Denuvo is bad because it messes with the hard drive to prevent piracy but doesn't work and people pirate it anyways UPlay is just the Bad Denny's version of Steam
Alexander Mitchell
It's sad that some people can't see and appreciate the pure love between two boys.
Ryder Butler
they've been around since forever, just contained on /y/ for the past decade
Cooper Moore
I'm not shipping anyone. AWESOME-O was just a great Butters episode, you fucking crybaby.
Chase Kelly
>it's a Fractured But Whole episode fuck yes.
Easton Wilson
>spectrum is about to drop this channel >spectrum is about to drop this channel >spectrum is about to drop this channel Im going to have to deal with this fucking spam for the entire episode, arnt i?
Nathan Morgan
No need to get offended you giant ass pussy
Isaac Sanders
top kek, my man
Joseph Martin
It always bothers me how Matt does his Kyle voice at the end when he says "Hey! Robots don't fart."
John Perry
>Spectrum is about to drop this channel and others, call this number and--- and nothing eat shit quit popping up god damn it stop jesus fucking christ go away god damn it QUIT
Ethan Turner
>drops ur channel next week spams gone at least
Henry Morris
Hurry up CC. Gonna fucking fall asleep before this comes on.
Cameron Moore
The shippers are fine, easy to ignore, a little annoying when one of them has an autistic fucking break down over tweek or something, but at least tolerable. I'd take them over the mentally retarded trump debates that crop up every wednesday.
Isaac Walker
motherfuckers cut my channel off early, they're coming for you too
Jonathan Watson
Meanwhile the best episode of South Park is on right now.
Carter Peterson
Let the TV die a loathsome death. It's no longer needed in this internet age.
Thomas Clark
I'd say sure if the internet age worked and was as reliable as my TV. When I do find a stream it doesn't work. Even bretty is fucking me in the ass
Ryder Turner
oh shit what a classic. >Hey there shitty shitty fag fag shitty shitty fag fag how do ya do?
Every episode in Season 5 is absolute gold
Aaron Green
>The Succubus I fucking love this episode
Nicholas Baker
>>Hey there shitty shitty fag fag shitty shitty fag fag how do ya do? but that was obnoxious
Daniel Ross
fuck off you donkey raping shit eater
Tyler Wood
Stream?
Joshua Gray
>"lol u mad" Just erased yourself from the Earth, child.
Carter Mitchell
>That's why we have the little stapler
Nolan Evans
Post screen bro I wanna see what you're dealing with
Asher Walker
I miss chef
Xavier Young
>CC just cut out wow what the fuck
Anthony Nelson
Do you think Mr. Garrison might be gay?
Camden Ross
>Chef's parents Actually the best characters
Hunter Wright
Someone who isn't me is gonna have to take you up on that offer. I haven't had a phone that could take pictures in weeks and my webcam has an output that you can't make out. It's just an annoying ad-like thing. It was just a bottom banner thing but now it's a full screen box. It's changing every time I fucking refresh my box to get it to realize I've seen the ad already.
Bentley Gomez
print screen
Kevin Long
they're my favorite, they should return sometime or just come back in spirit with two other old people characters.
Actually I believe a "chef's mom" type will be in the new video game. They released game footage of you doing a quest with Kanye West and his mother has the same exact voice as Chef's mom
Isaac Phillips
It's... on my TV.
Blake Mitchell
If you can get it to stay a bottom banner maybe you can play in the tvs menu picture options to zoom or something
Levi Price
How long until the ep airs?
Michael Rodriguez
[strike]I don't know, help.[/strike]
Nathan Parker
...
Jason Watson
if those niggas drop my nickelodeon im gonna fucking piss my pants