Riverdale thread?

Riverdale thread

poor archie

do you think cheryl has herpes?

S2 episode 1 goes on Netflix in 12 hours right?

Don't die, Best Dad. ;-;

No Fred no

Did she just say Snake Plisskan?

Ronnie already fattening up

veronica's mom reminds me a bit of tara tainton

>Jughead on a bike
That's almost cool, but still goofy

Veronica still gives me the vapors.

Veronica still kinda fat tho

>ronnie

>Dynasty
I don't think CW can pull this one off

it makes no sense
it looks like shit, and the brand only has recognition with a demo they aren't aiming for

Veronica has thicc thighs

ARCHIE ANDREWS IS THE BEST LIAR OF ALL TIME

Teenage angst y’all

Don't you fucking go into the light now Fred

Shower scene already?

aren't you not supposed to get a cast wet?

Go for it Veronica. Do it!

BRB, GRABBING MY LOTION

>remember the first time we had sex archie?
>sure, it was while my dad was dying of a gunshot

VERONICA IS A PERVERT

Still hate what they did to Kevin.

Big Red Cheryl here to work our dicks

CHERYL WHAT DID YOU DO

>first time
They fucked last season.

>is this the apocalypse?

This episode feels like it.

Sabrina showing up this season, or even in this episode since she could probably save Fred if she felt like it

Damn Archie you fucking twat

She set the house on fire

How bad was the sex?

yeah, but they were both outside of it fine
did her mom go back it? why?

good Veronica good, you realized your boyfriend was having a bitchfit and actually doesn't want you to leave and is acting super emotional right now

Archie stop being a dick towards the GOAT. Ugh.

Save some heirloom or some money?

she either pushed her in herself or that isn't really her mom and this is some kind of life insurance scam once her "mom" croaks

That was pretty fast for a line up

It's the Wayne Killer!

veronica's mom is hotter than veronica

Fucking kek

She has that MILFy vibe

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

eh

Did they recast the Pussycats?

New Reggie isn't as dickish as the old one

>TIME DIES

>date archie
>don't even speak to him about his dead dad
holy shit val

Some fucking dream you are having here Fred

Nope, same cuties from the last season.

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

Pops is the avatar of death!

Damn it really was a hit?

WHEN did Pops become an old black man???????

VERONICA IS SHORT AND FAT
HERMONIE IS A TALL FIT FOX

also Pop should be a poet

BURGER
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Oh Jug

BURGER TIME

Good, Jughead is reverting back to his old self.

HAMBOIGAHS

Last season.

FINALLY! A joke about eating! Jesus Christ, what an ordeal.

HAMBAAGAA

>Riots
Riverdale had riots? Over what, fucking syrup?

>pop's description

i know who shot archie's dad

Probably, that shit is evil.

Yeah, probably.

You joke but when people have been killed over syrup profits that is a legitimate possibility. Maybe syrup prices skyrocketed or the tree tapping festival got cancelled one year.

>family portrait
lel
>she hanged him
wow

C-Cheryl pls

Jughead and Pops, saving the day!

Why are the Pussycats still there? Doesn't anyone have a social life?

Holy shit Archie that's a pretty serious detail to omit from the cops

yes, very out of character for him to withhold information from the cops

Remember when Cheryl called Fred DILF-y?

I do

>Kiss of Death: Paid for by CoverGirl

why bagpipes

Cheryl’s lipstick holy shit

They are of Scottish descent

FRED IS BEST DAD

I hate how hermoine became evil almost as soon as fred stopped dicking her

Well he wasn't in jail or murdering people

I don't get it, I remember Veronica's mom being one of the less evil parents.

>GRUNDY
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

How is a baseball bat going to protect you from a bullet, Arch?

Hiram is obviously a bad influence

Greendale!?

GRUNDY IS A PERVERT

RIP to the /ss/ queen

This is Archie's Batman Begin moment

I think she was already leaning towards that and knew the dick was an obstacle so stopped it

Around hlafway through the season she started shifting. At first it was more of a "doing what has to be done" but now she is leaning towards being evil.

>knew the dick was an obstacle so stopped it
fred dropped her ass, not the other way around

This isn’t getting silly now. A masked killer and Grundy RIP.

>not even graduating yet and already has a nemesis

Alright, time to start betting pool lads
Who's the hood man?

Not to mention

>Greendale

Sabrina incoming

we already knew sabrina is coming because she got a pilot ordered

That's not soon enough!