If you found her dangling from a thread in you room what would you do?
Let's assume you can talk with her. Since its shown she can understand human language and writing.
If you found her dangling from a thread in you room what would you do?
Let's assume you can talk with her. Since its shown she can understand human language and writing.
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I would bug her
Shove up my ass so she has it warm and cozy
Well I'd obviously talk.
But I squished a spider the other day that was crawling over my leg in the dark as I was playing Transistor.
Hotglue her.
So, who gets to go first?
If she looked like that, nothing. If she looked like that nightmare fuel from the live action movie, I'd empty and entire can of raid in her face.
I almost slipped when a spider dangled in front of me in the shower. Im squishing for sure.
CARLOS!
I prefer her three daughters from the sequel.
how big is her? it's a very important question...
I would walk her on top of a rag or a piece of paper, then let her out through the door to prevent my cat from trying to kill her.
I'd leave her alone, allowing her to live in the comfort of my home on the grounds that she remove other pests.
Make the same deal with her that I make with any daddy long legs that climbs to the corner of my room, "eat the bugs, don't make more of yourself in here and we're good"
Only one of them didn't feel like following the second rule. It became an example to the others
I'd fuck her.
>having a dick that tiny
I'm sorry, user
Fatten her up.
I'd invite her to play this game with me.
I'd agree to let her live so long as she stays hidden while I'm awake.
This.
Probably tell her and help her move to a different spot in my house, give her free reign.
Bitch don't be in my room. Don't know how I feel about a spider watching me fap or sleep or strip.
Also give her a heads up not to crawl on me. I'm live and let live with bugs/arachnids but if they breach my airspace they're hunted down with extreme prejudice.
too small.
Assuming that this is a world that doesn’t care about the political, social and religious ramifications of sentient non-human life discovered on our own planet in the humble spider:
Probably just set aside a cozy corner with a cricket now and then? I already have a pet tarantula sooo...
>Bitch don't be in my room. Don't know how I feel about a spider watching me fap or sleep or strip.
there's a spider in my bathroom I've had around for a while now and I've taken to putting other bugs in her web or trapping them in there so she can catch them
she was just dining on a little black beetle I left for her last time I visited
I pretend we're dating and tell her about my day while she eats
I have bathed in front of her, act shy about it, and sometimes get hard under her gaze
just sometimes
This. I've got a spider that I let hang in the top corner of my bathroom. She(?) takes care of the occasional mosquito or moth. I guess it would be cool if she could talk, too.
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considering Charlotte's size and how to her being in the corner of your room woulbe kinda far away from wherever you are, wouldn't she have to raise her voice just to be heard?
and here I though you couldn't get more pathetic than the /fit/ nofap vegan crowd.
Thanks user, I hope you live a happy and fulfilling life with your spider tulpa projection.
Tell her that I can't get flies and other insects, but suggest different food that I have that she would like.
We would probably talk after that.
I'd let her know that there is plenty of room for her. But that she should stay in the highest of places because I have blowing fans, a cooling unit, and occasionally my cat comes in for visits.
I would show her anything she'd like to know or see on my PC.
...however, to avoid being rude, I'd have no way to pleasure myself in private anymore unless she were to leave. So.... quite the conundrum.
My bathroom is small, but it would still be a challenge to hear. The big factor would be whether she speaks like a human would, or produced vibration externally the way some insects do (which I imagine would sound rather alien, even if it could manage to mimic human speech). The latter would easily carry.
ask if she gives a shit if a being she isn't even of the same phylum pleasures themselves.
I mean... she Does eat flies, so her opinion on seeing carnal needs of a human such as myself probably comes off as mundane, now that I think about it.
I think I need a spider, there are five dumpsters outside my window so as soon as I try to get some air I get literally 50 fucking insects in here.
Is that a bad idea? Will it birth a bunch of disgusting spider-babies?
My relative says wolf spiders and mosquito hawks are good to have. They're harmless, but devour other bugs.
My sources could be wrong though. Best to study up yourself, bro.
Look spider, here is how it works. My house has an infestation of Asian Lady Beetles. They come in every fall. You kill those fuckers, I don't smash you with a tissue. Its fairly easy, they're dumb as shit, but they stink if I try to kill them and I can't crush them or they stain the walls with their blood and nasty orange spot. I'm already not getting the security deposit back because of the cunts. The spiders in the back hall seem to like them. Those bastards do work on those dumb beetles and they're big as FUCK. So I can only imagine they taste amazing to you spiders or they're like an entire day's meal that just willingly flutters into it's death. Whatever the case is.
Thats the deal spider. You eat the beetles, you can live here. Just throwing it out there. Last spider bro I had in here averaged 15 kills a day. I was legit bummed when he died. Took the day off of work. Got high and jacked off in his honor. Do him proud.
Just tell her to not touch or bite me or get into my pantry. As long as im not being eaten by bugs and bugs are eating me I couldn't give a shit about what a spider does. Also make sure she tells the rest of her kind the same warnings.
Id also probably as if she has a pusspuss
If by mosquito hawk he meant cranefly, they don't actually eat mosquitoes. They are harmless, though.
Wolf spiders...well, they mostly want to be left alone, When they're in my garage and I walk by, they usually dash for the nearest hiding place. They don't make good house guests though, since they do get into strange places and if cornered by an unexpected toe or hand, can give a painful nip. Not lethal, but I hear it hurts about like a wasp sting.
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What if he used a shrink ray to give her the D?
I mean, if talking spiders exist in this scenario...
Kill it. Everyone hates spiders.
>t. flyposter
I usually let them outside.
Bitch I fucking told you if you showed your face, I'd fucking kill you.
This big enough for you?
Seen it.
I'd fuck her
Noice.
I'd prolly go on and on about how I hate bed bugs.
and scabies
prolly ask her what her standards are for beauty
see if she could make me a pair of underwear out of her webbing.
I hope you and your spiderfu are really happy, user
do you remember her, Sup Forums?
I dont have all of these saved, I have like 4 of them.
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I would go to squash her with a rolled up magazine only to stop when she talks. I'll talk to her and realize I cant fucking kill something that I just spoke to, so I'd come away from the encounter mostly with the feeling of pic related
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better that you not break my heart
this man....is a fucking ungreateful monster.
I'd make a deal with her: she kills all the roaches in this fucked up apartment I moved into and I'll stop spraying chems all over.
What about this? See this before?
lol.nope its ridiculous
Eh, could be worse.
Dammit, I don't either and thought this was my chance.
FATTER!
Friendly bathroom ceiling, spider spider.
NO
STOP
The first two lines were ok, but oh boy was it a straight fall after that.
Yeah, this. As long as she killed all the other bugs that tried to get in my room she could stay as long as she wanted. I try not to squish spiders that aren't directly encroaching on my space.
hahaha
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YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Does Spider have Pusspuss?
with a more reasonable size it would be great
awww... I want more stuff like this
>turns into a human female
dropped
we want more real spider waifus!
What a beautiful tale...
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Giv spider gf
what a fuck
pepe just wants gf
no bully! no bully pls
I don't want to fuck spiders but I've had an autistic obsession with bugs since I was a child. I'd totally let spiders live in my room with me. I'd have to make sure they stay far enough away from each other, maybe even let a culture of flies breed in my room so that they could have a constant supply of food. I just don't know what species to keep. Orb weavers webs would be too large, and jumping spiders, while adorable, are hunters who would roam around. There would be too much risk of me stepping on one by accident. What would be the best spiders to keep?
no I meant the other dude.
tarantula
I don't want Charlotte fatter.
I'd tell her that snakes are better venomous animals
Why would you do this?
why did you do that you fakin faggot?
now make it a webm with a soundtrack
youtube.com
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so does anyone else agree with me the guy in this is a dick?
just like in general?
Maybe years of this place has just made my heart cold but what started out as a cute comic about a spider, the ending of her becoming human and shit is just plain dumb.
Jerk off to her voice
Brilliant. Enjoy your spider gf, user.
ask unanswered questions about the insect, spider and animal world and pay attention to her philosophy because I'm not an autistic perv.
also ask her to sing me to sleep
I laugh about you, but I feel good for you too.
This is why we'll love aliens but never fuck them.
Fucking lady bugs, go die in someone elses light fixture.
I'm gonna be honest here.
I'd probably kill her before having a chance to find out she can communicate.
This, they eat roaches
>tfw grown man with advance arachnophobia that borderlines irrationality and I jump at the close shot images of spiders.
>tfw favorite super hero is spiderman.
My life is suffering.
Underrated
Man, phobias suck ass. They're sometimes treated like a joke, but they really can seriously fuck up your life.