Why aren't you wearing a suit right now?

Why aren't you wearing a suit right now?

But I am.

Cat hair on the sofa.

Because I can't afford one.

Because I don't have a job that calls for one and I'm not an autist.

Bc I'm in my jimjams

Vacation

Cause i'm not a faggot fairy

work in factory

Stop appropriating white culture.

I'm a hikki and haven't worn clothes besides a dressing gown in 2 weeks.

Cuz im naked

Garbage slide thread with stupid question #997402336

sage

Just took mine off. Been traveling since 330am Pacific time.

>hikki
>2 weeks

So sad that we as a nation have neets so far, far behind the levels of discipline true Hikkomoris can achieve

I took my suit jacket off earlier but I'm still wearing a shirt and tie.

Does that count?

just got done scheduling a conference with the boss of a major corporation in china while having a chat with the prime minister of turkey. ordered a pizza and on the way I bought 500 shares of Disney, they are making some real good movies lately. After I eat I'll probably head down to the bar, get some coke and check up on the property value of my urban housing units. I think I deserve a break every once in a while, don't you think?

Because as the infamous hacker Anonymous I am obliged to wear a black turtleneck, fingerless gloves, and a ski-mask while using the computer.

because they're not as comfortable as sweatpants and a hoodie...

Why the fuck would I wear a suit in the house? it will get ruined you savage

im not gonna wear uncomfortable ass overpriced clothes whose basic design has not changed in 150 years plus a collar and a fucking neck noose while im at home on my computer

Because i'm laying in my bed hitting the bong.

Because I'm not a white-collar worker or an /r/atheism browser.

I'm in bed about to go to sleep. Fuckin hell laddo give me a break!

Coz I'm takin' a shit at home

Because its 1am and I'm in my room shitposting on Sup Forums.

Tomorrow I'll be dressing more casually as its a Friday, too.

Though I'm attending an event at the House of Lords (Peers Dining Room) on the 10th, after sitting an exam for the ISTQB Advanced TA qualification. I'll be in my suit for that.

>suit
>uncomfortable

Buy one that fits lad.

Jahans? Is that you?

Because I'm naked and drunk

I plan on ordering a made-to-measure suit sometime soon, but I'm unsure of which site to use.

Otherwise, I already have blazers and trousers, just not made for me.

(You)

It doesn't match my turban or my wife's turban. Fuck off.
>I don't want any white people in my country

Because I'm sitting at my computer desk at 8 pm. It's comfy time, not fashionable time.

I'm not autistic. Suits are being phased out.

When the boomers finally die they'll be as quaint and stupid to people as the fedora