Two Aussie Cunts play in a profesional golf tournament in NK posing as the Aus National Team
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Australia, yes!
Now THAT'S shitposting!
some one tip off best korea and get them to work in labor camps
it would only be funny if they played like absolute shits who had never played golf before
Holy shit, I bet if they were found out they wouldn't have made it home
absolute shitposting legends
They did, they came 2nd last.
>I hit 120 and my caddy told me I had bought great shame to my family
jej
>Norks put them in labor camps
>after a year they chuck them over the border into China because they can't handle the banter
Read the article you nigger
Make NK knew but played along so they could make their golf slaves look good
not reading the article
How do you even decide to do this
Like, what makes you wake up one morning and decide to join a NK golf tournament?
holy damn.
absolute madman
australia is definitely the best anglo country
Meaning they beat someone, holy fucking Legends.
>YOU CALL THAT WHIPPING CUNT!?
Australians are the most powerful shitposters in the world.
I love that there's a whole other layer to the joke. They played terribly, but managed to give a fuck you to at least one other team.
it was the twelve year old daughter of some diplomat....
Fuckin smoked 'em
That makes it even better
That makes it even better.
>North Korea's late leader Kim Jong-il opened Pyongyang golf complex in 1987. It is claimed he shot 11 hole-in-ones on his first attempt at the sport.
wew lad
That makes it even better
Fucked that cunt right up too
That makes it even better.
Honestly this would make a great comedy film. Two Aussie shitposters go to Korea, explore and meet new and interesting people, and then bring hell to a national golf championship where they manage to avoid last place by shitting on a child.
Literally the most Strayan thing of 2016
I see the Aussies are out and contributing to the 100m get
>very serious risk of spending the rest of your life in a n korean labor camp
>but the bantz bruce
jesus fucking christ australia
You call that a fore, cunt?
wotch this
Legends.
Genuinely laughed out loud.
Master class shit-posters. I wish we could compete.
>Australia makes film
>insulted NK fires missles at Darwin
>mfw nuclear war starts from Aus Shitposting
Ha.
I'm sure if they did well they would have been caught or detained.
>bbc.com
Legends.
Not sure if it's me or an Australian thing, but I'd do this without a second thought.
Kim can handle the Bantz
Oh please, no one will miss darwin.
Mother of god
KEK
>WRECKED CUNTS, STRAYA!
One of them shot a 120 and their caddy said they brought great shame on their famiry.
>"I hit 120 and my caddy told me I had bought great shame to my family," Mr Ruig said.
>caddy said I brought great shame to my family
LOL MAKE THIS SPECIAL SHIT INTO A MOVIE ALREADY
Saw this earlier today. Top lads.
Aussies still kings of bants.
FUCKING LYING CUNTS!
typical new zealand jealousy
Why Aussies such lying fucking wankers?
>Call you mate right before they stab you
>Call you cunt and offer you their sister to marry
>Call their country the lucky country when its nothing but fucking sand
>Tell you koalas are cute when they stink of piss and syphilis
>20 MILLION OF THE LYING CUNTS
That's insane
Wouldn't they be killed for lying if they were found out
They imprisoned some guy to a labor camp for taking down a banner
Except it was an amateur competition that accepted literally everyone who applied.
I don't get why people trust aussie shitposters who just want media attention.
The only thing wrong with the story is they didn't beat NZ in the final, cunt
I'll bet people worked them out pretty fucking quickly, but once they were there the staff probably had to play along to save face or they'd all be off to the gulag.
What happened to that guy that tried to steal a poster or some shit?
Is he in the camps? How do you think he's doing?
As long as they make North Korea look good I don't see the problem.
Godly shitposting.
>when shitposting becomes real life
Australians are truly our greatest ally.
This world would be a lot bleaker without straya
But they didn't
If they were pros who got stomped then yea. But this just makes NK look dumb letting amateurs in posing as pros.
Reminder that our King, Julian Assange, made you fat fucks stay up till 2 just so he can tell you to buy his book.
Shitposting IRL has become an avenue pursued by Australians since recently.
It was 5AM for me, and I even mad.
Seriously, I could see this being a blockbuster comedy film.
2 Aussie shitposters on holiday and decide it would be a laugh to infiltrate a NK golf tournament. They meet people, deal with the crazy officials, get up to shenannegans and avoid dead last by beating some kid.
10/10 movie, would watch
*wasn't even
I mean look good to North Korean citizens.
"North Korea beat Australia in golf" is all that they're gonna hear about and it looks good.
Also gotta add some hot Korean chick for some cheesy shitty comedy romance
Still there. Prob gets beat occasionally
Vote Trump in and you'll be the fucking kings. trump speaks like an aussie.
That's our boys.
If you don't mind I'm going to steal that idea thank you very much. Good luck suing me when I get filthy stinking rich in 5-10 years
>Oy! Ya call that a floggin', ya ladyboy cunt? Ya mum flogged me cock harder than that las' noit.
I doubt he gets beat, who has the time.
How much longer does he have left?
Also, what is hard labor?
Fucking Aussies, this goes beyond playing with fire but I can't quite think of a term.
wew
Amazing sick cunts
Fucking Australians
In the best possible way..
This is why the leafs will NEVER be good shitposters.
Australians have ASCENDED.