Hi im here for the interview

>Hi im here for the interview

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please take a seat. any seat

ok

thank god you dont have any tattoos or piercings

I just hired a total stoner with full on dreadlocks, stony boy accent who just had a kid last month to go out and spray for bugs at minimum wage. He hasn't failed me yet. I'll give this guy a chance.

So, what band is better. Testament, or Sepultura? Answer wisely.

You don't look like you do gay porn. .Well, take your clothes, get on the couch and I'll call in the Bull.

Sepultura. Every metalfag knows this

Sepultura

when do you want to start?

>ModernNordic.jpg

Metal heads might look quite autistic, and some of them are. But many are nontheless actually good people and very smart.

Here's your mop, here's your broom
Clean up isle 7 and bag or get out of my room

>Good morning sir. I'm here for the interview, sir.

The autism doctor is on the other door

why are all metalheads leftist?

>sir

I WORK FOR A LIVING

We don't hire niggers.

give your number w-w-we will call you back

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Say no more, you're in.

Unless he's interviewing for my new metal band, into the trash he goes.

They're both shit.
I vote for thr band "Or"

Pantera days are Fridays.

Styxhexenhammer666?

>white
>no tattoos
>no piercings
>clean-shaven

Not so bad tbqh senpai.

>sir twice in as many sentences
Too kiss-ass; rejected.

Celtic Frost. Awesome, what do you think of the cold lake album?

You're hired

>Celtic Frost shirt

Take a seat, sir.

Might as well call me massa talking like that.

far right metalhead reporting in

been doing Nothing But Black Metal November, catching up on a lot of black metal I've missed.

I'm beginning to understand why people love Immortal. I think I see why Mgla - Exercises in Futility got memed.

Not true, every metalhead friend I have are nationalists and perfectly express the issues of Europe, now the other millanial people I know are pro-refugees and as liberal as it gets.

Still medal is degenerate if you actually show off so I equally hate both groups.

Here you go. Return it by 12:00pm Saturday or there's a $1 fee

You're hired!

Here's a toilet scrubber, everyone welcome our new hygiene engineer.

Metal heads are actually pretty good employees and decent people.

Drink too much but they're alright

>no tats
>no piercings
You're hired, but on your first day of work, tie your hair back and put on a suit.

>We don't hire niggers.
DAS RACIST MAN IMA GET MY NIGGA OBAMA ON YO ASS

What is the job?

Fuck off and come back with a suit.

>Hygiene engineer
kek

Do you have any experience with church burnings?

Mfw most metalheads I know irl are leftist degenerates :

hired. Know how the broom works?

Please implement FizzBuzz

Many fell for the edgy Anarchy meme.

You're hired.

Here people would literally start yelling RARE in the office.

But anyway, we have your contact info, we'll be in touch, "sir".

What a truly disgusting, pathetic individual

Get out
Your resume.

I'm giving giving 3 job interviews tomorrow. What questions can I ask that will accurately determine if the position candidate is red-pilled enough. I can't ask about political affiliation, sexuality, or religion directly.

Only Morbid Visions-era Sepultura.

This.

Metalheads are usually conservative or degenerate anarchist faggots. Also doesn't help that Metalsucks and Metalinjection spew leftist garbage.

tipping

It's all about those first two Goatmoon albums and Satanic Warmaster's first album Blood and Honor or some shit, Finnish metal is based, especially those bands' live shows.

Hello, please fill out this paperwork and we will be ready in a few moments.
Sorry, our position was filled yesterday. This is not about race sir. I tried to contact you yesterday but the number was disconnected.
Ok, lets get you in the system here. Sorry for the delay, another person showed up for the interview for the same position 30 minutes late.

>Thrash metal
>good

pick 1

He has a tattoo on the top of his left arm.

Testament. But I preffer Exodus.

Just one question user. Who is the greatest metal band ever and why is it Iron Maiden?

black metal is alright, but i got a bit bored of it after a while

good to hear

>Still medal is degenerate if you actually show off so I equally hate both groups.

what did you mean by this

metalhead here. don't look like homo in op tho. i can't stand people that dress up like it's fucking halloween every day. op pic, "country" guy, "biker"... look at me faggots. i just wear jeans and tshirts. sweatshirt with hood. workboots cuz not buying a pair of shoes to just not work in. i won't wear a logo unless it was a free shirt of i'm getting paid. 100% NOT leftist. i hate that everything that shit is about.

they aren't, and actually I've discovered a bunch of people who are in the closet about their more right wing believes.
We will rise again

Are you on a last.fm group? Link me, or tell me your top 3 albums from the last year

I've never really met a Leftist Metalhead.

well im glad to hear that, been mostly the opposite for me

What industry or position?

Hired.

check this shit out for yer nbbmn. you can DL it free. dude's got a bunch of albums on there, mostly pick your price. this one's good
badnoiserecords.bandcamp.com/album/d-d

This.

Most metal heads are elitist, race realist snobs

>The job is hired muscle to break up liberal rallies
YOU'RE HIRED!

well my faith in metalheads got restored

>elitist
>race realist
dude, that's literally >pick one

who the fuck do you think are the "elites"?

Which can be hidden
With a t-shirt

>how have you solved situations where there were personal disagreements between project members?

focusing on feelings means leftist
lisp means queer

Thank you for your interest kind sir. We regret to inform you that while you may be qualified for the position, we're not hiring cis white males at this time.

We're currently seeking females and minority males to fit the roles of tasks, even they're in no shape or form qualified to perform them.

Sincerely,
Every tech/development company in America

Fuck off, I don't hire yes men that do nothing but sniff assholes all day
Next!

Is it the interview for position of my bf? If so, you're hired

You misunderstand his usage of "elitist": he means there's a lot of bickering about taste in Metal, believe it or not.

I don't use last.fm

I don't tend to keep up with new music so much as pick out a number of artists and explore their discography. Recent bands for me have been Death, Horrendous, early Fates Warning, Cryptopsy

Recommendations this year, in spite of being memes, would be Abbath, Vektor - Terminal Redux

Inquisition - Bloodshed across the Empyrean Altar beyond the Celestial Zenith good but not top of the year

Take this guitar, play seek and destroy.
>starts shredding
Bad ass.
You just got promoted to VP

Yes, I seem to have misplaced your resume. Do you have a copy on hand?

oh, that sense. got it, yeah id ont give a shit about Sup Forumstant types. volbeat, children of bodom, mastodon, nightwish, billy talent, thats my jam.

>a lot of bickering about taste in Metal
understatement. ever go in /metel/ general? it's mostly just a bunch of fags yelling to each other "_______ sucks"

v1.realmofmetal.org

Consider a train barreling down a group of people tied to the tracks, but you can pull a lever that will divert the track only the other track has a single man tied to it
How do you proceed?
Their answer will determine how redpilled they are, if they say anything that doesn't follow along the lines of I wouldn't touch it don't hire them

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Here's a multitester. Go over to the table and test those components over there and tell me what you find out.

You would not believe how many people with electrical-related degrees can't check a fucking fuse.

Metalheads are usually pretty good guys.

Probably gonna dox myself because it's pretty specific but I think it's all relevant.

The position is for a software developer that will program printers to print invoices for a shipping company.

>Norway
There's no way.... I believe that.

>You would not believe how many people with electrical-related degrees can't check a fucking fuse.
Please don't tell me
Some things are better left unknown

I used to be a regular in the Yahoo! Chat Metal room for years, so I know a thing or two about elitism.

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>australia
>being relevant
pick 1

Far-right metal head reporting. This is now a metal thread.

Give me your favorite albums

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Kek

Sepultura. Now..

Rush or Pink Floyd?