Stupid Ideas

Stupid Ideas
>Batman gets abducted by aliens

Does Superman give him the probe?

That's one of the dumbest parts he almost acts like Aliens aren't real , even though hes on a first name bases with a bunch of them.

Storytime, now.

>Xmen as a horror movie

>Spider-Mqn's middle aged arch foe impregnates his dead gf and makes super-aging babies
>One calls himself Gray Goblin and paints the costume gray

>Spider-Man was picked by Spider Gods and is hunted by a vampire of "essences"

>Spider-Man makes a deal with Mephisto over his 90 year old Aunt's life, which he exchanges with his marriage for some reason

>Spider-Man meets his parents, but it turns out they're robots make by Harry who had no technological knowledge and couldnt even stabilize the Goblin formula when Hobgoblin did it

>Spider-Man mindswaps with Dr. Octopus and dies in his body

Was it set in the normal DCU? Wgy did GL let these gray bumbandits going all Weinstein on earthlings?

Should I story time this?

>Grant
>Breyfogle

Haven't read it but it's probably better than your favorite Bat comic.

Yes

>Spider-Man meets his parents, but it turns out they're robots make by Harry who had no technological knowledge and couldnt even stabilize the Goblin formula when Hobgoblin did it

They were created by Chameleon on Harry's request. Still, fuck Fingeroth.

>what if Spider-Man was a clone
>what if the ghost of Doc Ock took over Peter Parker
>what if Spider-Man sold his marriage to the devil to reset the marvel universe
>What if Spider-Man traveled to a different planet full of Furies

Yeah, it is Green Lantern's specific job to stop aliens coming to Earth and messing around with humans. If the Greys exist in the DCU then they should be at the top of his enemies list, the bulk of his Lantern duties would be stopping Grey abduction attempts like they were traffic stops.

OK here we go Enjoy all

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it was even more stupid when it happened to Superman

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>what if the ghost of Doc Ock took over Peter Parker
This was a great idea it just went in too long.

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I love the look on batmans face

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This is a good example of why you shouldn't reuse talent on the same characters and you should bring in new voices, even if said talent did great work on the character prior. Everyone runs out of ideas.

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>All versions from every iteration of Batman are simultaneously canon

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Wait, so Alfred doesn't believe in aliens even when Bruce literally name drops J'onn And Superman?

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Reminds me how there was a marvel comic with a teacher ridiculing the idea of aliens... despite New York alone having suffered MULTIPLE high-scale alien invasions, nevermind all the people with superpowers around.

So many comicbook writers are just hacks.

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...Bruce Lee?


I officially have no idea whats going on here.

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What the hell

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Just fucking call Superman or Martian Manhunter for fucks sake they’ll sort it out in like a minute.

Now now, he didn't say it was a bad comic, he said it was a stupid idea.

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Take it to Superman's fortress and have his Kryptonian tech look at it

fucks sake

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>Ancient civilizations with cities on the moon and mars.

Which you already know are real because you are friends with literally the last surviving member of said civilization. C'mon Bruce! You acknowledged this just a few pages back!

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But... this is the DC Earth, they KNOW that aliens exist.

For god's sake everyone loves Superman, the last son of Krypton.

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Yeah but he's an American, not an alien

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Aw, they added a classic UFO near the right.

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Those were fairly straightforward crossovers compared to this thing.

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But he's right... aliens DO exist? And some of them have invaded the Earth. But he's a paranoid schizophrenic who has to make up his own aliens.

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I hope you enjoyed it

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