Why do I want to fuck the progressive box?

Why do I want to fuck the progressive box?

He's /ourguy/. That's why.

you forgot what people look like

because box is another word for pussy

i hate that smug cunt. what an awful mascot

anime facial expressions
no genitalia so it isn't technically gay

GO PAPERLESS DON'T STRESS GRRL

Who doesn't want to fuck Parnell's voice?

Just remember that its Jerry Smith.

He makes me precipitate

You have good taste. That box is smug, 2D, and with a beautiful voice just like my animu

A challenger appears!

UH UH HAPPY BIRFDAY

Mr. Peadaddy is his best role.

You want to establish dominance over him

I want to either light him on fire or toss him in a shredder. Smug cunt.

Fun fact the guy who voices the Progressive box is the voice of the Narrator from WordGirl .

Because against doctors orders you stopped taking your meds and seeing your psychiatrist.

I TURNED MYSELF INTO AUTO INSURANCE, BETH!!! I'M AUTO INSURANCE JERRY!!!!!

I think it's because of his arms. They remind me of flippers. And I had a similar case where I was infatuated with the penguins from the Penguins of Madagascar show on Nick..

Yes. I think I do. I didn't know what this feeling was until you put it to words. Thanks

>Cyril Figgus, but a cardboard box

You're sick, OP. Very sick. Find a doctor and get some anti-psychotics prescribed.

idk i'd let this guy fuck me

Sure, go ahead.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA?
Mine is being creative.

also jerry

holy shit Jerry would totally say something retarded like that

becasue the box is a black chad