>Canada's military is investigating a mysterious "pinging" that is emanating from the sea floor in the Arctic.
>The sound, which has also been described as a "hum" or a "beep", has apparently spooked the local wildlife in the Fury and Hecla Strait.
>Paul Quassa, a member of the legislative assembly, said the noise was "emanating from the sea floor".
>"That's one of the major hunting areas in the summer and winter ... And this time around, this summer, there were hardly any. And this became a suspicious thing."
>The military said it was investigating what was causing the sound.
>Department of National Defence internal correspondence suggested submarines were not considered a likely source of the noise but had not the been ruled out, the broadcaster said.
Secret underwater jew base where faggots post slide threads that belong on \x\
James Cook
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Connor Collins
It's the kikes
Nolan Johnson
This is a current event.
Dylan Robinson
>current event >current
you think you funny m8?
Alexander Gutierrez
How are they going to investigate??
A water proof camera duct taped to a hockey stick?? >Just need to develop these photos at the mall eh?? We will find out what this is all a-boot eh?? >GO canada eh!
Jonathan Young
Cthulhu rises!
Ethan Torres
How does it move so fast?
Isaac Sullivan
probably two dead chugs with some trash bags full of empty beer cans tied to them.
Oliver Parker
They found Red October.
Henry Baker
Kek
Wyatt Ortiz
>yfw the leaf military wakes up cthulu
Adrian Nguyen
We just have to wait 1 hour to get them developed eh?
Grayson Clark
wtf is that looks like some alien from half life
Brody Flores
m8...
William Gomez
H-he's fast!
Hunter Wilson
IT'S THE BLOOP!!!!!!!!
Grayson Phillips
The ultimate shitpost on the world Jesus fucking christ, you know Weedman would protect it and fight alongside it because we can't kill it or it wins. Post yfw this forces The God Emperor to reveal his true form and Trump goes full golden armor on the beeping source's ass.
Carter Stewart
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Dylan Hernandez
i think he's pretty funny
Brandon Bailey
Man alive, who the fuck is controlling the camera? How hard is it to focus on a stationary object?
Caleb Gutierrez
It's a jellyfish. They float around with the ocean current, it's not stationary.
The camera is likely controlled remotely from the oil rig this was filmed at
Nicholas Gonzalez
>stationary. >implying it's not a VERYfast squid moving at incredible hihg speed
Evan Brooks
The camera's remote control must have some bit of latency.
Jason Clark
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Ryan Garcia
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Chase Wood
>Canada's military
Adam Cooper
>Explanations?
Russian hackers.
Asher Cox
>Explanations?
He comes.
Brayden Barnes
Lately Sup Forums has been more paranormal than /x/ could ever dream.
Fuckers can't even summon a succubus. We're summoning the Egyptian elder god of chaos in order to fight a spiritual war against pedo-satanists and their evil god, moloch.
Adam Miller
it's a remote underwater camera, i doubt it has the most articulate pivoting system
they don't expect to see much unless a screw busts loose or some goofy looking squid floats by
Hudson Nguyen
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Luke Martinez
>Explanations?
Dildos.
Jonathan White
Man, if I were a literal semen demon, I wouldn't fuck those autists on /x/.
Josiah Hernandez
Does anyone know of any camera live streams in that area? Would like to watch for potential ayys.
Blake Jones
Sage
Asher Edwards
Do not be of concern. Our pod is no threat to the pod of man. We want the same free market capitalism you want. I am not of the pod that made these noise, but the video shows one of my bretheren.
Have caution because those from Sol's 6th appendage will try to hurt those of us who believe in freedom. They follow the ways of the communist and cannot be made peace.
Carter King
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Isaiah Long
source?
Connor Ward
Just jews spirit cooking a baby seal… nothing out of the ordinary
Austin White
Again I will say that it is a Russian submarine, but then, AGAIN, didn't find anything...
James Johnson
Story behind this?
Eli Reed
Canada is ready to make the final shitpost to end all the shitposts.
Ethan Carter
>Cthulu gets awoken >Left flips shit if we try and attack it >"It never did anything wrong guiz, we just woke it up from itz slep"
Juan Carter
>Canadian military goes on megaphone and calls Cthulu a hoser >He stares them down and inflitcts them with a suicidal madness so sincere it exposes just how yellow-bellied they are
Oliver Martinez
/x/ is fucking awful. The magic of Sup Forums has much more heart and soul, and no self important wankers popping up every five minutes waffling about how great and learned they are while saying absolutely nothing of value. The people who go there to learn how to summon demons and improve their lives would do better to come here and join the fight.
Brody Lee
Methane thawing and bubbling up
Dylan Hughes
This is the only correct answer
Hunter Thompson
Russian/Chinese subs
David Russell
i'm sure it's not a russian strike force
Tyler Gray
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Jack Hughes
Well that's no where near rlyeh so it ain't cthulu
Carter Wood
I wonder if that squid gives good hugs
Andrew Turner
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Henry Barnes
Lol if Cthulu is actually a leaf I will not take him seriously at all. Even if he's in the process of eating me I will call him a fucking leaf and I know it will make him mad.
Dominic Ortiz
H-HE'S FAST
Alexander Bell
>muh clathrate gun >muh global warming gon end da world
Kayden Brown
>get them developed at the mall Lost
Maybe the Sea Nazis are returning?
William Cooper
Come touch the noodley appendage of god
Henry Evans
one ping Vashili, one ping only pleash
Luis Phillips
pshh nothin personel human
Connor Morris
KEK HAS AWOKEN
Adam Taylor
requesting r32
Xavier Wilson
>WOW, I'M BEING MIND-FUCKED BY A FUCKING LEAFRGIhfdghiozfsngoib
Aaron Wilson
>what is hentai.
Jack Gomez
Never said it was a bad thing m80
Ethan Flores
>luckily their incompetence and lack of equipment will keep the casualties low
Lincoln Ross
MASAKA
Jonathan Watson
CATEGORY 5 KAIJU COMING THROUGH THE BREACH !
Jacob Collins
Related
Colton Lewis
>Thoughts
Canada has a military? Why?
Jeremiah Howard
Not all of Canada is french you know lad.
Aiden Lewis
>coming from a brit Remind me who won the 100 years war
Christian Turner
But longbows are OP in Age of Empires 2!
Asher Cruz
Forbidden Technique, m8.
Charles Foster
/thread
Christian Watson
Its a devastator from Triax and the new german republic and the post apocalyptic future. It was sent here by the germans to end trudeau before he opens the rifts with his faggotry
Mason Howard
Methane emanating from the permafrost that is now heating up. It's an extinction level event and there's now nothing we can do about it.
Nicholas Perez
Foundation officer pls go
Gavin Allen
you move like they do
Liam Green
You are a fucking cuckold and a faggot.
Michael Lewis
Nice Rifts reference, breh.
Jack Garcia
It's a submarine.
>pinging ZEVS
Jaxson Johnson
Damn Russian subs scaring the fauna! Maybe if they drop some gay sailor signs into the sea, they will go away.
Grayson Gutierrez
Way out of line leaf.
Joseph King
Nobody would./x/'s front page is always a mess.Everyone is a schitzo who is gangstalked,haunted,cursed and visited by aliens and time travelers at the same time.The amount of bullshit that goes on that board is too much even by internet standards
Jeremiah Diaz
This shit has happened before, anyone remember weird or what? Literally they were getting these sounds from the ocean and nobody but some random guy figured it out, was a bunch of frogs mating.
holy shit
maybe it's k-kek?
Hudson Richardson
You are why we have a bad reputation, fucking leaf
Robert Taylor
Ask Admiral Byrd what it is... Maybe Operation Highjump has something to do with it. Maybe the Germans are coming home to clean house and they just went loud after decades of silent running?
Logan Scott
It's a sea shepcuck device. SEA SHEEPTARDS trying to warn the precious whales from evil human innuit hunters.
