Why you lying Luke?

Why would he lie Sup Forums?

>written by Hudlin

Ah, that explains it...

[BLACKED]-cat.

Seems like an odd reason for sentiment, but like you said.
>Hudlin

>implying Luke taped that

Why user? In NuMarvel everyone is getting BLACKED

Because Felicia is thirsty only for Spider-Dick. And, no offense to Luke, but the only way a gal like Hardy would go for him is the BBC meme. But since she's tasted Spider-Dick, there's no reason for that. So, verdict's out, Luke's lying.

u know girls fuck more than one dude right

>Because Felicia is thirsty only for Spider-Dick.
And Daredevil dick.
And Wolverine dick.
And Luke Cage dick.

The vast majority of Luke Cage's conquest list was basically Bendis telling the readers that Luke banged all those girls. Hudlin only followed a trend.

Daredevil was only for Spider-Man to be jealous. And she never did bang Wolverine, they just had a mini.

And I'll never for a second believe Bendis' "Luke's Conquests". He's a damn Hoodrat. Ina world full of superheroes,even if he was a BBC, he wouldn't be anything special.

Luke Cage gets all the hoes, huh?

>Because Felicia is thirsty only for Spider-Dick
That Felicia is long gone user.

Jeez, what a bitch.

She fucked Puma.

Yeah, I agree he is lying. Niggas lie about that shit all the time. Only fetishists, dumb assess and creepy mother fuckers think it's true.

We need to start WHITING black women... we can do that right? Peter just go fuck Riri right in her pussy. Don't take this shit sitting down.

Teach this faggot to fuck your kitty cat waifu.

Makes sense. Felicia does look like the kind of girl that has her vagina so expanded only a goddamn horse would be able to please her.

She is a hoe, never trust a hoe.

Storm has famously been RICED and GONE NATIVE as well as getting BLEACHED

user, that shit happens more often than you think. Hell, go to porn sites and you will start seeing a rise on that type of porn. I don't know why you let creepy bastards define that shit.

White wimps are so fucking creepy.

>RICED and GONE NATIVE

Who and who? I can't remember a single native american involved with her? But again I don't give a damn about xmen.

FROSTED
CREAMED
...MILKED.

Ok, but did she bang the Juggernaut?

Forge

>NuMarvel
This story was written like 10 years ago

The writers fucked her character hard. The old Felicia was a nice back-up waifu for Pete. Now she's a thot who wants to kill him over a MISUNDERSTANDING. And Pete is a little bitch for putting up with her shit.

I miss fun Felicia

Your example just makes Peter looks like a genuine good person and his posture makes him look strong and determined. Maybe you need to give me the context, because I can actually see things getting better between them in the future.

>I can actually see things getting better between them in the future
Slott will fix that with Venom Inc

When people say they want "fun Felicia" back, then post a page of Kevin Smith self-inserting hard on a big-titted waifu, it just hammers home the point that you guys don't really care about having a dynamic, interesting love interest be well-written for the main character, you want someone your nerdy proxy in the Marvel universe can bone without attachment, and it's very telling.

I miss when Felicia was well-written, but aside from them aping the Valentine Catwoman arc, the Kingpin direction is the most interesting thing she's done in decades.

While we're talking shipping, how come a Kingpin Black Cat hasn't crossed Daredevil's path yet?

Never thought he'd be the kind to record himself, but okay.

Okay, here is the context:
>Remember Superior Spiderman? If not, it was that one arc where Doc Ock possessed Peter's body for a while and became a more competent, albeit less stable version of Spiderman.
>Anyway, in one of his patrolling nights, he came across Black Cat stealing some shit.
>She obviously expected him to go easy on her, and Otto promptly squares her in the face and leaves her webbed to the police, as he would do to any other criminal.
>This, coupled with the fact that she lost a tooth because of that punch, somehow triggered Osborn levels of Spider hatred inside of her, and she went from a good humored anti villain to a heartless kingpin who isn't above endangered the lives of her own partners or even civilians just to get to Spiderman.
>And then she got shot like 9 times by Diamondback in a Defenders story
The end.

>This, coupled with the fact that she lost a tooth because of that punch

>you guys don't really care about having a dynamic, interesting love interest be well-written for the main character, you want someone your nerdy proxy in the Marvel universe can bone without attachment

But that's basically what their relationship was before Superior, and I didn't like it.

Honestly, I doubt any Spidey BC relationship could work. But again, this is Marvel where relationships never work. Men are pathetic pussies that let everyone push them around, women are always huge cunts and nobody matters.

If Marvel was a character, he would be Rick Sanchez. No heroes at Marvel, just cunts, pricks and assholes.

lol that thot got slayed. she is beyond beside herself. lol

>But since she's tasted Spider-Dick
Is that a short list of things that never happened outside of fanfiction? Why, yes, yes it is.

She is a tease, she might legit have a crush on Spidey. But she never did it with Peter, he has always been loyal to MJ, at least until the divorce happened and then he started dating dumb blondes and midgets.

do either of you actually read comic books

Are you guys dicking around, or actually retarded? She's slept with him at least once, I remember reading it, though idk if it was post OMD.

That's my point. The other user said she 'tasted spider dick', meaning had sex with him, and I said it never happened.
My God this board has some low reading comprehension skills.

Oh no user, i'm afraid you will need to post it in order to prove it. Yes, posting it would be a good idea.

Post a page or I'm calling you a liar in front of you wife, your wifes kids and the guy that fucks her while you watch.

Fanfic doesn't count

Fuck off retard, I'm not posting shit. Why don't you actually pick up a fucking book instead of shitposting about something you know nothing about?

Well, they ARE reading comic books. Don't expect much of them.

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not to mention the other times they've been showed post sex, unless you think they just strip costumes and sleep in the same bed together sometimes

Oh, so you can't prove it? Such a shame.

>Honestly, I doubt any Spidey BC relationship could work.
Same desu. Even at her best, Felicia would have found some way to mess things up again. Probably by doing something terrible for Pete's sake. Still, I would have liked to see a matured Felicia in a relationship with Peter.

The ship is beyond sunk now though.

Shut the fuck up.

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>refuse to spoonfeed a babby
>'OMG IT DIDN'T HABBEN'

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The page right here:

Black Cat? More like Black Cougar

Kek. See around you?
That's how you prove things, my sweet little boy.

This is oddly arousing.....

It's called ryona.

...Do you have more panels like this?

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Not as good. I like watching Hardy get bullied.

Someone should post the Venom one then.