Finally got around to watching Spiderman Homecoming

Really...?

There's a "Fuck Marry Kill" scene with 15 year old girls about the Avengers?

Wow, give me a fucking break...

Yeah, it's utter garbage. Literally the only saving grace in the movie is Keatons performance, everything else is complete trash

we get it, you're ugly

get some self esteem

sounds like you're mad the movie wasn't for your generation

>call the protagonist Spider-MAN and not Spider-boy
>make him a little boy who pleases old men for gadgets.
Took me right out of the action, because that was bothering me the whole time.

This guy is right. Disney Channel movies are for kids, and kid's movies don't have to be good.

Yeah I agree it wasn't graphic enough about what the teenage girls wanted Thor to do to them to be realistic.

but no, really:

Get fucked by Thor
Marry Hulk
Kill Capt

Shit dialogue
Shit humor
Shit casting
Shit script
Shit story
Shit characterization
Shit main characters
Shit support characters
Shit action
Shit drama
Shit adaption
Decent villain

Mousefags will defend anything though, because they have shit taste and are literally drones who killed comics

I really can't wait for the "geek chiq" trend to be over so all you normies go back to liking vampires or wizards or whatever gay shit you 20 year old blue haired girls were previously into

It is your opinion dude.

It's objective fact and you can't argue against any of it because it's true.

You sound like a baby, dude.

That was one of the few good parts of the movie though.

Wasn't one of them a guy or two?

>want to do fuck mary kill scene
>don't even have the balls to call it fuck, say f mary kill instead
Is this a thing? Do american teens/kids say "F" instead of fuck?

Marry Songbird
Fuck Jessica Jones
Kill Scarlet Witch

Yeah, no pubescent teenagers are playing fuck marry kill about major celebrities. How do they expect us to believe this shit?

you seriously doubt the evangelism in America? it's horrifying here man

Homecoming fucking sucks. This loser got his ass violated by an old man. How the fuck is he going to be any use fighting Thanos? Why is Tony hanging around with some stupid kid? There's too many plot holes and honestly the movie is fucking boring because there's no stakes and nothing fucking happens.

No, most start swearing in middle school. Honestly, the inclusion of the scene wouldn't have bothered me since pretty much everyone's played it at least once. But if they're going to have teenagers, don't stifle their dialogue.

Fuck Chris Pratt
Marry Chris Evans
Kill Chris Hemsworth

N.B.D.

That's a good way to put the scene.
It's a not cringy version of the bullshit sony wanted to do.

>literally how do you do fellow kids tier
how embarrassing!

but it was a cringe version of the bullshit Sony wanted to do because this was still a Sony movie. If it wasn't for Tony and the MCU everyone would be calling this movie out for the piece of shit it is.

Yeah Is very overrated, is not really a "bad" movie actually but I enjoyed even wonder woman more.

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was the only superhero movie this year that was not massively overrated.

>objective fact
k

>using rotten tomatoes

Drone
Bet you drink Starbucks and listen to Nicki Minaj too, you fucking normie piece of shit, fuck off back to the shopping mall this is not for you

>Bet you drink Starbucks and listen to Nicki Minaj
What stereotype is that?

>Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was the only superhero movie this year that was not massively overrated.
Thats because everyone forgot about it as soon as they left the movie theater.

There's a lot of missteps with SM:H, but what's really glaring is that the film is missing a great action scene. I mean really, Spider-Man 2 still has the best fight scene to date, and they can't even do a skyscraper battle with Vulture.

Pop culture, obvi. Like, ugh, could you not sound so old?

It makes it even worse when you remember that PG-13 movies are allowed to say fuck, but they can only do it once.

Clearly its not for you...
nice bait though till you got all tantrumy.

I work in a school. Its realistic. Usually rappers though.

15 years girls are having more sex now that you'll ever get you permavirgin

BAKA is right. This movie was a waste of potential.

They kill the first shocker and replace him with black guy.
Flash is now an Indian shit.
Peter wants to be coal burner.
"Instant kill", why would stark build that.

Only good parts was Micheal Keaton.

Im this guyThey have a lot of sex by the 8th or 9th grade

Disney won't allow that.

"Instant kill", why would stark build that?

He says that he build everything in the suit, even cyber waifu for peter.

>he thinks normies still go to the mall.