ITT: Silver Age Absurdity
ITT: Silver Age Absurdity
Post a real one first
This is fan art.
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isn't this bronze age?
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>tfw to intelligent for speedforce
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Sounds lewd.
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Why does he have that
>They actually put this in the Flash show
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>Literally blacked
Probably for when people are suspicious of him being Clark Kent.
Just means he adds in a quick dash into that machine to make himself look less rednecked as Superman.
>That's as many as five tens.
>And that's too many bees when you are tiny.
Getting stung fifty times wouldn't do you too many favors if you were big either.
That censors nothing
Did dc predict the "I am female (male)" meme?
The what?
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How would this even apply here? And it's "girl (male)" retard
amazing
He shot holes into him in the spaces covered by the letter, and cleaned up all the blood before taking the picture.
I would read this
That is the click baitiest thing I have ever seen.
Not gonna lie. That would have made me purchase the issue.
Neat.
>Dare you enter my magical realm?
Genius.
I have been meaning to read that stuff. Is their a list of everything they were in?
This doesn't seem absurd.
Iris doesn't look like a child. What am I missing?
Is that day still a thing? Honestly seems like a great idea.
>pre-90's, FOR SCIENCE!
>post-90's, I'm addicted to this shit
The last panel makes them look like a-holes.
It was just an all around weird issue. That was the story which introduced the Samuroid robot which was in last week's Flash episode.
To collect welfare.
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Is that Adam strange in the sky
I love the fact that this one is fake but its not even the most absurd one in this thread
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>I get the strangest feeling I'm being turned into a puppet
Let's just consider that for a second. Does the Flash get turned into a puppet so much that he actually knows what it feels like FROM EXPERIENCE?
I have so many questions.
It's not like comic book characters are strangers to being turned into metaphorical puppets.
Old-fashioned racism is what.
Superior symbiote right there.
Black Lois is ten times hotter than regular Lois, she should have stayed that way.
This entire book is hilarious
I miss the Silver Age.
KEK
I have a two folder worth of wacky shit compiled over the years that I don't even know how to begin to post them all
>inb4 Injustice
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Does this surpass his 40 cakes scheme(
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Lex always has the best plans
We need a poll to determine which is the best
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Didn't know Dodson was alive in the 1960's
Replace flashlight with dick and batteries with balls. NOTHING CHANGES
What kind of drugs was the writer using?
No it's a reference to a stupid movie of that time. I Am Curious (Yellow)
>It's a HAFNIM episode
they did
It was the old days, so the good kind
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He must be a Rick and Morty fan
>These are dead too
>Just like mom
Jimmy had a hard life
This is nothing compared to Sivana walking through the wall by uttering a mathematical formula.
Or for that matter, Lex's own escape plan in superman vs spiderman, where he had components for a sonic screaming machine and earplugs implanted on his arm under a tear-away false skin.
I really want to get my hands on this book because this book reads like a good acid trip
I got you senpai. We really should start that poll about the best plan ever
What is this book's obsession with cakes
Have you tried eBay
This will always be my second favorite entry in this book
Got jewed on it. Once bitten twice shy
Why is a man in a green suit so important?
...And is that a Hitler moustache?
>Triggerman
Sounds like a Tumblr super villain.
Are you really going to question Superman's decision making coppers
Doesn't that mean they also swapped dicks?
Well, at least it's not ALL cakes ALL THE TIME
Like Hal being borderline retarded and always getting hit with random shit
El Dragon is a twat
We need another character with the intelligence of Silver Age Hal Jordan. Not every character needs to be a genius. Some can be below average intelligence that just want to help.
Batman is just an asshole throughout it
He's the embodiment of the ol' "fearless fool" phrase
It's just an strange ratio of fearless and foll
>stolen by thieves
what?
You would be too if your brain is addled with mercury
I'll just add this.
Superman keeps some weird shit
>Injustice Truthers
>The Truth behind Superman's Regime
We were promised some great shit back in the old days
Isn't Hal still not the brightest tool in the shed