Risk thread

Risk thread
put your
>name
>starting location
>color
rules:
>dont talk shit
>dont go afk
>no rerolls
>OP is in charge

Also, remember, no niggers allowed in my mum's arsehole.

Alexander the Great
Macedon
Blue

You can't use these colours you stupid fucking prick. Lick my cock.

fuck you faggot

just stop

Fuck you bitch, I'm proud to be gay, choke on my dick.

adding tripcode

meant for you

New Israel
Iceland
Red

Greater Israel
Palestine ;^)
Navy blue

Kangz
Liberia
whatever color you want

Kingdom of Finland
Finland
Any color

>Germany
>North-east Germany
>grey

The game begins...

spread into africa

askjafjalla
russia
edgy red

Expand into Israel

spill south into greece

Fill Finland spills Karelia (the russian region east of me)

Fill northeast Germany

you can roll this turn

thanks

fill the north-eastern part of the map

OP can you explain what bonus macedon is a part of? is is part of the serbian bonus?

New Israeli Army invades Faroe islands.
If possible also invade Scotland, idk how rules work

Islamic state of Iraq and Syria
Syria
Yellow

Nice dubs

it has a +1 bonus

Norway
any color
Midnight Sun

you can roll this turn

Fill Norway

Fill Syria.

Nap? You can have Sweden and denmark

MUPDATE 2

Can I join?
If so, The Northmen, Scotland, whatever colour.

Fill Germany

Fill Karelia, spills Estonia and Latvia

Crush all scottish resistances

I will burn their churches just like Henry V and put beautiful synogauges in their place

...

fill greece spill macedon, then bulgaria

Ok
Fill last bits of Norway, go to Sweden

Into africa

Can anybody explain me how that rule works on this map?
>picrelated
>The second to last number divided by two makes how many tiles gained per expansion. 0=10 Odds are rounded.

Fill Israel, expand to Jordan

you live like a bitch, you die like a bitch

continue expanding north-eastwards. up into the corner. any possible spills go south

you can roll this turn

thanks, rolling to fight of the Icelandickheads

Guys, need help here

take your post for instance
01 at end
so thats 10/2=5
so 51 tiles


if last two are 91
its 9/2=4.5=rounded to 5
still 51 tiles

Fill Iraq, spill Lebanon and Kuwait.

Can I join?

> Kingdom of Italy
> Central Italy
> Green

And if last two are 70 I'll get
7/2=3.5=4
40+10=50?

added, you can roll this turn

no 70 would just be 40
think of it like this
second to last/2 then *10 and add on the last digit

*10 rounded up, that is

Thanks bro

Neat. I fill up central Italy, spills go to northern Italy.

MUPDATE 3
F for northmen, started in wrong place

sorry missed roll, will be included next turn

F?
I'll happily start somewhere else

Take the last tile in Karelia, spills lithuania,kaliningrad and poland

fill macedon, spill serbia

Fill Germany

You forgot my lay roll. Anyways, I will take land in central Italy with my turn.

Fill last bits of Sweden, fill Denmark, go to Germany if possible

Fill Israel spill Jordan

ok, where?

fill Mali

Fill Lebanon, Spill attack Israel retake rightful Palestinian clay.
Allahu akbar

Oh, you noticed. Thanks man.

Southern India looks good

Full invasion of ireland.
If anything remaining, keep marching down Britain

lime, streetshitters, south india

FUGGEN TERROBIST

Does anyone remember last nights game of Medival Europe risk?

nope

take the remaining parts of russia. contiue expanding south afterwards

Yep I was norgorod
Is France or Spain open op?

Spain
Orange
Spanish Empire

Can I join?
If so, Orange, castille.

You've made a powerful enemy

Can I take Spain? Fill north

Hey, if you help me take care of the Norwegians I'll let you have Sweden and Norway, and make you my Greatest Ally

No American infidels to save you now

I was Denmark, who won? the byzantines? us? the muslims?

Spain is taken, friend

finnish empire, wanna ally?
:^)

I was Sweden. We ended up winning. It was only about a turn after you left when they capitulated. Good job lads, that was a pretty good time.

Okay

If didn't get Spain can I take Ukraine?
Spill into Belarus

Im sorry your story ends so soon, Scotland.
Look at the bright side. Althoigh your women have all been abducted to Kibbutzim for use as breeding stock, your castrated men will be allowed to live out their lives herding sheep for the war effort.

Kek you didn't win everyone got bored and Byzantine empire with all his allies had by far the most land

Pali

we're full sorry

Sorry kraut, you killed over 6 gorillian of my people and im just not sure i can trust you

MUPDATE 4
beef edition

Why can't I take Ukraine or Belarus, addss balance to the game in the east. Plus I claimed Spain first desu

We were still kicking ass at the end. You had the most land but you were losing it fast. You had lost Iberia, and if he hadn't given up the Anatolia campaign would have crushed Byzantium.

You were negotiating peace long before people started leaving.

Fill the southern coast of Africa