Guess Who’s Coming to My College

That right, you know her as the creator of the worst comic in Marvel’s history, Quirky Rican, and La Tinx, the one and only Gabby Rivera will be giving a speech at my univeristy! What should I do Sup Forumsmrades, do you have any questions you’d like me to ask her?

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Time to go Bruja hunting.

>America is Marvel's first Latinas lesbian superhero.
I sure hope someone got fired for THAT blunder

>America is Marvel’s first Latina lesbian superhero
>Latina
For FUCKS sake she’s not a Latina if she’s not of Latin descent. She was born in another fucking universe. And it’s arguable if she’s even a superhero, for that matter.

For what?

Is there another?

Or are you referring to America’s creation?

wew

America isn’t Latina. So really there still isn’t a first for Marvel.

Ask her to put a shoe on her head. Have someone record you too or it didn't happen

The worst comic in Marvel's history is U.S. War Machine 2.0 you hyperbolic fuck.

All questions that I'd like you to ask her would get you expelled. Stay safe brave memer.

I'll drive

Ask her about her own latin heritage, to explain some of the poor usage of spanish in the series, and perhaps why she writes herself into the book at every opportunity.

>as the creator of the worst comic in Marvel’s history, Quirky Rican

Well, she's not the CREATOR of America Chavez. Joe Casey was. She's the current writer.

Saying she's the creator of a version of America is like crediting Dan Slott with being the creator of Spider-Man.

>will be giving a speech at my univeristy!

You can't even spell university correctly. I guess Texas State has a low barrier for entry.

>What should I do Sup Forumsmrades?

Attempt to be an adult, because pandering to anonymous commenters on an image board is lame.

>do you have any questions you’d like me to ask her?

Ask her if she felt that the transition from prose to comics was difficult?

They put "Latina" instead of Latinx


That's just unforgivable ESPECIALLY since they did it several times already

>Well, she's not the CREATOR of America Chavez. Joe Casey was. She's the current writer.
Writers are still creators by definition. They create stories. That’s why creative teams are called “creative teams”. They create books.

Whether the book is shit or not is another matter. Gabby’s books are shit.

>Writers are still creators by definition. They create stories. That’s why creative teams are called “creative teams”. They create books.

>She's the current writer.

Saying she's the creator of a version of America is like crediting Dan Slott with being the creator of Spider-Man.

>Queer Latinx

You can start by asking her how to pronounce Latinx.

Ask her about not knowing what "The Room" is.

This.

>Saying she's the creator of a version of America
That’s not what OP said. Read again.

>creator of the worst comic in Marvel’s history
>comic

either call in a formal protest, alert your local riot organizers, call in a bomb threat or do the smart thing and not attend.

Motherfuckers drop shit like weeaboo and waifu on the daily and can't be bothered to phonetically sound something out.

La-TEEN-Ex.

Ask her if Marvel has set a cancellation treshold for her book and how far are sales from it.

>Texas State
Hey thats like 8 min from where I live. But I'm not fucking going

Ask her how she can betray ALL people of color by working for a racist white supremecist company whose boss is buddies with the evil Donald Trump?

Ask her how she can work in a company that in itself is staffed with inherently evil white men like Tom Brevoort, Axel Alonso, Dan Slott, and Brian Bendis in the power positions?

Ask her if she realizes that the evil white supremecist conspiracy is just USING her as a shield so that it can continue to wreak oppression and systemic mayhem to black bodies?

How good is your Spanish, OP?

Writer's don't have access to that -- you know what? You've fucking triggered me with how little you know about how the comics industry works.

Yeah but you're wrong. It's La-TEENKS.

See, fucker?

Is this what passes for trolling these days?

Sad.

>"So, I don't have a question, I just want to say that I think your America will be up there with Mark Millar's Trouble, Bill Jemas' Marville, and Chuck Austen’s X-Men run as one of the most talked about Marvel comics of the 21st Century. It's a shame that more people haven't been exposed to this book. I've discussed it with a book club I participate in, and they've really enjoyed it. So I just wanted to say thanks for a really entertaining book."
And that is what you say, OP. Record it.

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THIIIIS

>this stupid idiot pulls and extra ee out from his ass

Probably better than Gabby's.

Except that I'm not.

White Tiger is better

I'm not going to record myself, I don't feel comfortable. I don't know if they'll let me use my camera. If not, I'll take notes and give a feed back when it happens, I'm still figuring things out.

This is a good one.

Also, ask her if she's ever visited Mexico.

>you are an extremely ugly shrew
Literally what Bruja means.

Record the sound at least you fucking nigger.

Tell her in proper spanish to fuck off and eat shit and stop using google translate and study real spanish.

Yeah, well, I sounded it out. La-TEENKS. You're welcome. La-TEEN-ex would be spelled Latinex.

Sorry, I'm just a professional grammarian -- what do I know?

>I'm not going to record myself, I don't feel comfortable. I don't know if they'll let me use my camera. If not, I'll take notes and give a feed back when it happens, I'm still figuring things out.

"I'm a pussy and I'm already backing off this shit so I can completely fabricate what happens because if I stand up and ask a question literally gallons of spaghetti will come flying out of my pockets.

This except don’t insult her. Ask her a legitimate question in Spanish and then watch her sweat while she struggles to follow what you’re saying.

>justuce speaker

On this note if I remember correctly she "couldn't learn" proper Spanish because somehow the mean kids of California bullied her family for it.

OP should ask her what's her excuse for not learning proper Spanish now. If you want to ask her in Spanish I can write the question for you.

Or a lesbian, since they only have one sex in her dimension.

This one is gold. It uses 2 of the most famous shitty Marvel comics and a relatively obscure (and quite awful) run of a major title as the one book she's probably heard of. Not sure about the book club part. OP, please use this.

Yes.

mentioning marville might be to obvious but once again bitch didnt knew about the room

Also, it'll fly over the head of all the people attending. Bonus points if it's meet with some sort of cheering.

>queer LatinX
>Marvel's first Latina lesbian superhero

there really isn't shit else to this writer or character apparently

There's zero chance she knows about Marville.

>if I remember correctly she "couldn't learn" proper Spanish because somehow the mean kids of California bullied her family for it.
According to Gabby, her mom intentionally avoided teaching Spanish to her, in order to avoid Gabby growing up with a Latin accent. She didn’t want Gabby to be persecuted for reasons.

Please ask the question in complete Spanish

Some words for comparison:

>Kleenex
>Minx

These will help you figure out how to and how not to pronounce Latinx.

well she's taking it back white boy! Every negative stereotype ever applied to women as group is both completely unfounded violence against women and also extremely empowering and actually good!

this is the only reasonable response

And what reason does Gabby provide for not learning Spanish as an adult?

>Brown
Mis weas.

Doesnt the assistant editor do the letter column?

>Latinx
so a white person make up this word rigth

>Sup Forums is too pussy to attempt an assassination

Enjoy another year of Marvel faggotry then lol

Well that just sounds like a lie to hide from criticism

Meh.

Ultimately Rivera is harmless, the Chris-chan of Marvel if you will, just someone so incompetent and cringy you can't help but laught at.
If someone is gonna snap and be the absolute madman we need it should be against someone like Bendis, Slott or Quesada.

Do this one. Couch your trolling in a message she would accept, like leftist doublethink. That's why the effusive 'praise' of the letter worked so well.

I know Sup Forums will probably fuck this up and give more ammo for Marvel, but I can't help but hope Gabby looses her shit causing a scene

Probably the same reason why most people don't bother to learn a second language in adulthood, it's pretty hard to learn a language after childhood, much less becoming fluent in it.

Just... whatever you ask her, OP... be sure to wear your cringe protection gear. Suit up for this one. It's going to be cringe-pocalypse.

Nobody said this fucking slut was the creator of this garbage ass character you fucking dweeb. learn to read if you're going to criticize other peoples' writing.

a person who can't read and REEs about what they've misread is reasonable? Fuck off ya fat dyke.

Which is a bullshit reason, but okay.

lateenks?

>most people don't bother to learn a second language in adulthood
>it's pretty hard to learn a language after childhood, much less becoming fluent in it.

Factually untrue for millions, possibly billions, of people.

Time to leave your circle of putzes, putzo, and learn to speak to literally millions of more people with a single new language.

Bingo.

ask her if she would still be a lesbian if she was pretty
the answer is no of course, almost all lesbians are hideous

porn lesbians are best lesbians.

Neurological changes make it more difficult to learn new languages as you age. Language acquisition peaks at a very young age and slowly declines. You can still learn a new language, you just won't be as good speaking it unless you put in a tremendous amount of effort.

Oh man I have a good one. This will really get her goat, you guys. You could go about your day like normal! She would be so mad you aren't paying attention to her she'd probably write a whole tumblrina blogspot feelsbarf cringey whinefest about how no one came to her talk. Ha! That will show her for writing a bad comic book. Hey, while you're actively avoiding her stupid aura you'll have extra time to jerk off to new and exciting porn of cartoons someone links on your anonymous imageboard.

Refer to her with the nickname "gorda"

Yes, yes, very good. OP should do this, record and post results.

Gordis.

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>Ask her how she can betray ALL people of color by working for a racist white supremecist company whose boss is buddies with the evil Donald Trump?
Unironically this op, ask this.

Tell her you're C.O. get her autograph.

Kinda bummed out that they stopped with the letter submissions, was hoping my joke would make it in. Oh well, lightning in a bottle

>dr latinx, I'm c.o.

Triggered.

Ask her about how she got into writing about America, politely and in SPANISH.

Of course. I wouldn't be surprised if somebody from marvel made this thread to bait some idiots into turning this into a shitshow.

>being told I'm triggered by someone posting a jigga gif

What fucking timeline is this?

It's the word "latin" and then the letter "x". latin-x. Like Malcolm X.

>it's pretty hard to learn a language after childhood, much less becoming fluent in it
lol no its not

You pronounce latino as latin-o?

It's harder but not impossible, my aunt learned chinese in her 50's so Gabby really has no excuse.

Ask her if she looks up to great writers like Brian Bendis, Nick Spencer, Dan Slott, or even Joe Quesada for inspiration for writing some stories.

The X in Malcolm X signifies that his origin is unknown. That's the point of X.

Are you saying LatinX signifies gender unknown? That seems a little insensitive to the people you're referring to, who presumably know themselves.

I'm learning right now, out of spite. Gotta say, it's a bitch and a half.

>Gabby Riviera thread
>Some random user is suddenly defending her and the term latinx
What on earth is going on in this thread?