Would you a vampire milf?

Would you a vampire milf?

You BAT I would!

Tbh I wouldn't even mind being turned into a vampire, as is the fate of almost anyone in fiction who fucks a vampire. I already sleep half the day away and stay awake into the small hours of the morning, and immortality is pretty sweet. It's just the blood sucking part that makes it difficult. Guess I'll just have to hope I get turned into the sort of vampire that can make do with animal blood.

>Guess I'll just have to hope I get turned into the sort of vampire that can make do with animal blood.

Shut up, Edward.

Is that even a fucking question?

Yes. It's a "question" about "fucking" a vampire milf.

only if she could stay on model
OH SNAP

>her husband has significantly more porn

Could you imagine having a girlfriend that couldn't stay on model?

Fine then, fuck. I'll just eat death row inmates.

I would serve a vampire milf for all eternity.

>I would service a vampire milf for all eternity.
FTFY.

I don't really care about the vampire part but the Brown dark haired milf is what interest me

Mommy

I know. Its hilarious.

>Edward
>This fucker hasn't read Interview With the Vampire

How does a vampire give birth?
Wouldn't being undead and unable to change stop things like a womb from working?

Since it's not a matter if she's going to turn me into a vampire, what I want to know is what powers I get from being a vampire.
I have ambitions to fulfill, you know.

Unrelentingly.

>2 days of the week her legs are 3 times thicker
>another 2 days she's twice my size
>another 2 days her breasts are either larger or smaller
>Last day is some mix of all of them
Sounds perfect desu

Fuck now I want an off model girlfriend

Actually no, OP
I wouldn't

That surprise you huh?

I'd fuck that drawing for sure.

Nope, but I would a werewolf dilf.

I love fear boners.

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