What's living in Latveria like?

Do they have their own customs? Do they have Socialism or Communism? A more state-regulated Capitalism? Do they have courts, or does everything go through Doom? Is there a Death Penalty? Do they have a national religion? Which countries are their mortal enemies (all Balkans hate each other, but some more than others)? Are the schools good?

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>Do they have their own customs
Yes, most likely a mixture of Slavic and Bavarian
>Socialism or communism
Socialist Dictatorship with a planned economy
>Courts
Yes
>is there a death penalty
Yes, but only for crimes against doom
>national religion
Citizens are free to worship whatever God they please so long as their loyalty to Doom comes first
>Which countries are their mortal enemies
Yes, all
>Are the schools good?
They were till some black girl flew in and wrecked things.

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Sauces?

Friendly reminder that Doom doesn't rape her, he literally takes her on a hunting trip while he rambles like an autist

I always wanted to read that story, but I never found out the issue. Which one is it?

I expected something like that. "Mein Gott, I have to pretend interest in the Lord Doom's stories all night or get thrown in the dungeon!"

Sort of, he kind of puts the moves on her but honestly in my mind he's just eagerly and autistically about to tell her some inane factoid about wolves or hunting dogs

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I wonder how often Doom has to put up with this kind of shit. He probably as the vengeful orphans of a hundred murdered families after him any given day

Thanks user.

Eh,dunno. I prefer my Doom not killing unless absolutely vital.

>AND YOU, GRETCHEN! DO *YOU* KNOW...

Wolves are the largest members of the dog family?

The Grey Wolf is known as the Timber Wolf in North America and the White Wolf in the Arctic, or more generally as the Common Wolf?

Wolves are legendary because of their spine-tingling howl, which they use to communicate?

There are many subspecies of wolf including the Arctic wolf, all of which use a variety of howls to communicate to one another?

>Truly, Gretchen was saved from a fate worse than death

> leader of your country bursts through the wall to take your daughter hunting and tell her dog trivia

Is doom... Sane?

You get free wifi

>Is doom... Sane?
We're talking about the guy who'd rather fuck up his face than take criticism. The guy who fucked up his face even more because of a tiny scar. The guy who goes from goofy, to gentleman, to scary, to raving lunatic in seconds.

Doom is NOT sane. Most definitely not. He's not autistic or a psychopath. He's just way too much of a petty, greedy fuck that never emotionally grew up.

>Are the schools good?
Yes because RIRI GAVE THEM SKOOLS

>Doom gives free wifi for all of his people
>His castle is the place of the country with eletricity

Riri should've taken over Wakanda

Now THAT would've been a turn up for the books

>Eh,dunno. I prefer my Doom not killing unless absolutely vital.
You don't know jack shit about Dr Doom. He isn't like Stark who actually is the type to not kill unless absolutely vital.

Look at Ultimate DOOM (Alpha DOOM)'s Latveria

When Doom returned to Latveria, it went from being a Third World nation to the ninth-richest country in the world in just 6 months.

Why do you always have to be such cunts? Is it to mask your ignorance? user, Doom has so many character shifts that it's completely valid to choose whichever you like. He's skinned his first love alive, but he's also taken Kristoff, a random kid whose mother died,under his wing. In Millar's F4 he was straight-up Stalin, and in Byrne's F4 he's a legitimately kind ruler. In Waid's F4 he was shown to have torture chambers, when nothing of the short was eversuggested. He's schooled Dracula for racism and then called Africans mentally handicapped compared to the white man. Doom's full of contradictions. only newfags don't recognize this and pretend he's consistent.

To be honest, I liked Ultimate Doom's Latveria much more. Compared to that, 616 Doom's Latveria is a shithole. Plus, 1610 Doom was an actual European instead of a gyppo, so there's that too.

Latveria has a real problem, being one of telling but not showing. Throughout the history of the FF we've been told so many things about Latveria but we've never actually seen any of them.
Before Bendis completely screwed the pooch, I thought it might be nice to have a standalone story, maybe a six-parter, that tells the life of Joe Public throughout the course of Doom's rule.
What were the conditions before his rise to power? Were the people glad for his arrival or resentful? How do Doom's Doombots operate - are they like a secret police that have human shape or are they a visible presence to remind them of his watchful gaze? What's the country's health service like? What's their primary export? Do the people work for the greater good of the community or instead to enjoy the fruits of their labor that Doom has afforded them? What happens in the event of natural disaster?
So many questions, so much potential for storytelling. It really is a waste to just let it all rot away and go
>hurr durr dey got no schoolz n sheeeeeit

What's wrong with things being clean and orderly?

>only newfags don't recognize this and pretend he's consistent.
You don't have to swing one way or another. A person can be shades of grey or a bad guy can have some good moments.

Doom will always be a bad guy but that doesn't mean he won't save the world when he can but if he can't you can bet your bottom dollar he will leave everyone to die if it means to save his own skin.

>They were till some black girl flew in and wrecked things.
I remember this

yeah cause it happened like 3 months ago

Execute this child's mother for sedition

Give the child to a state-run orphanage, we value children in Latveria

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>south africa is turned over to the black majority and it is admitted into the UN
>objectively correct thing

We were so innocent then...

Hang on a second, doesn't that directly contradict Doom's immigration policy though?
It's been a little while so I might not be remembering it exactly but if memory serves, Doom permits immigration into Latveria but on the sole condition that whosoever comes must remain for life and pledge lifelong loyalty to Doom

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Doom changes his mind on things when Doom pleases.

it's fanart

>Doom got a new writer who decided to rewrite history
Ftfy