South park ships: the good, the bad, and the Heidi

south park ships: the good, the bad, and the Heidi

friendships are also welcome

I'm gonna support this thread because creek one is cancer as always

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Why is flustered Cartman best Cartman?

How could people forget such gem of a ship?

>people had to create a second sp shipping thread because that one creek shipper is autistic
goddamn it, why can't we just have one like before

All Craig ships that are not Creek are just going to become even more niche from now on.

we

you faggots already have a thread, stop raiding our board with this trash

that's what we told that autist too buddy

>yfw this perfection will never get a chance to be canon

how is kenny so perfect and what are the best kenny ships?

Token x Clyde is better desu.

I remember liking it but I don’t remember why. When was the last time they interacted? Any ep recs?

Token is painfully underrated

This desu.

Also let’s ignore the other thread. We’ll get banned or moved to /trash/ if this continues.

I'm not sure myself. They get shipped for being the leaders of their groups, I guess.

Kenman is pretty dope. But stenny is is also nice

I love how similar they look without their hats. I remember a fic in which they swapped places but I don’t think it ever got finished. I’d love to see something like that again.

Fuh fuh fuh friend

I’m big on Creek, but I love the idea of Twenny and Kenny cucking Craig. Just Craig getting cucked in general. I’ve been here too long.

Yeah, two raven boys are so cute, everyone loves the black/blonde dynamic though

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yess yes mhm very nice, personally my favorites are keneric and bunny, but anything that involves my boy kenny is absolutely toptier

Thank you. I’m glad you get it.

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Mods should ban this shitty thread already
You fuckers are raiding us at this point

Does Scott Malkinson have his own partner? I've been playing Fractured But Whole, and he's just adorable.

Haha, this fandom is worse than rick and morty.

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I feel like kenny would be the kind and gentle innocent pervert when it comes to relationships (and lady magnet too once he gets older), I don't know how I feel about him acting all smug like this, he's too well-meaning imo.

How? We don't sell our cars for McNugget sauce.

Just ignore them dude, it's bait

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I love that Craig is canon yellow-eyed

He’s green eyed in the yaoi attack.

Nah, it looks yellow to me. While Tweek is green-blue

Big Gay Al x Mr.Slave

so, does any of you guys have cool fanart of her?

It's a weird ship, because mr slave likes to be dominated and get whipped, but big gay al is such a sweet guy?

Cool how?

But Mr.Slave is also a pretty sensible and kind guy, i imagine Al provides what he needs in the bedroom.

exactly like that, well drawn and not tumblr-y, thanks friendo, it's so rare to find

Not sure what's considered tumblr-y and what's not. Some of the pixiv artists post on tumblr too

She's such a cool tech-savvy girl though. I wish she stayed as Kyle's girlfriend or something

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Where are all these triggered tumblrcunts coming from?

just ignore them anonkun

HETEROFAGS FUCK OFF!

What's that user? You need your cream?
Anyway, in all seriousness, this show has some damn fine waifus and traps as well. Who's your favorite girl?

Why do I get the feeling it's somebody from that creek thread

Because it's probably a troll trying to piss all of us off?

best slut is always liane

kyle is a violent boy

It’s false flagging you dumb fuck.

Ah, yes he is. This Kyle is my favorite. I love how he knocked out Zuckerberg in the last episode.

I was just trying to shit on some creeksters jesus calm down

downloading those UPlay artifacts make you so OP after level 2, everyone is so weak now.

Jesus christ you fuckers are such cancer
Pls all neck yourselves
Keep you disgusting pedo threads on Sup Forums or at least in one thread

actually, best girl goes to princess kinny

I wasn't keeping up with south park since 2010 or even earlier. Was there really episode about craig and tweek?

2 episodes actually, and yes they're a gay couple now.

GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK ,

TO DIE (TO DIE)

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Man really gotta check it out. They look cute

>the origin episode is kenny dies
>Cartman cries in the hospital corridor
>he's clinging to the wall, his knees are shaking
>Kyle returns and sees the scene
>"Cartman?"
>Cartman evidently tries to compose himself
>"Oh, Kyle. Hey, what's.. going down, jew-boy?"
>even though Cartman tries to even out his voice, he still sniffs
>"Cartman, were you... crying?"
>Kyle didn't expect for Cartman to be so emotional about Kenny's condition
>yet Eric seems to deny it
>"No! No, I mean, I-I got something in my eyes. It's, the uh, the air in here is just- uh."
>he turns away and covers his face with his hands
>"Oh man."
>Kyle never thought that.. Cartman is capable of such emotions
>"Hey Cartman."
>hesitantly Eric turns around to face Kyle
>"I care a lot about him, too."
>Cartman breaks down, rubbing his eyes, trying to wipe the tears to no avail
>Kyle goes towards him on impulse
>just as he reaches his hands out, Cartman almost falls into his arms
>he grabs a fistful of Kyle's jacket and wails softly
>hearing that, and seeing that, and feeling such strangely feeble Cartman in his arms somehow breaks Kyle's heart
>he feels his own tears spilling down his cheeks
>then, something strange happens
>Kyle feels Cartman's lips planted above his own
>they're shut tightly, but Eric is still pressing them against Kyle
>in the mere seconds that it lasts, Kyle finds himself pressing back
>then their mouths are separated, as if nothing happened
>Kyle sucks in a breathy wail, not yet entirely comprehending what just happened
>"I'm gonna find a cure, Kyle."
>Cartman snuggles his cheek against Kyle's cheek
>"I swear to god I'm gonna find a cure!"
>the only thing Kyle understands, is that it feels nice
>Kyle's face is getting increasingly warmer, and he mindlessly pats Cartman’s back
>"Sure you will, Cartman, sure you will."

Are we allowed to have game spoilers now? I'll err on the safe side
It's very sweet how Kyle protects his mom. He cares a lot about family to the point where later on he was trying to console Mutant Kyle 2 that they would get help

you tumblrinas don't need two threads, holy shit. also this shit belongs on Sup Forums

Goth kids better show up next episode

>that strip club minigame
N-nice

I highly appreciate all the gothfags in the last thread.

I wish I didn't get spoiled so much for the game. Even the trailers and gameplay i watched beforehand was too much

Seriously fuck you. You honestly expect me to wait an extra 5-6 days? Fucking amazon.

Maybe you such cancel and get it instantly on steam. Depends on if you want a physical copy or not

Honestly annoy's me how digital download is becoming the norm to the quicker access and physical copies get the shaft especially with bullshit like this.

Royal mail are useless cunts. Hasn't been an update since the 16th.

why the fuck would anyone prefer a physical copy? you're just using up space

I dunno. I forget how borderline retarded consoles are in that you need to download from the disc anyway.

I guess I'm too old despite being 21. Fucking new age shit.

I have a shit internet connection where I live so I prefer installing form the disc.

idk some people prefer physical copies for the nostalgia. i do digital because i don't have enough room to keep discs and shit but i get why people buy them.

Because he is a blank canvas to project whatever the hell you want on him. If you are into that you would love Twilight: Kenny is the reverse Bella.

Youre the reason we have this problem in the first place you fucking retard

>the Heidi
Yes please.

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Truth.

Scared Michael

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>tfw refreshing leddit waiting for the crack instead of studying

Goth never fades, it merely festers out of sight.

Bebe and New Kid.

As if Clyde needed more excuses to cry

I should have some goth doodles done a little later like I promised last night. You're good eggs.

I enjoyed putting new kid's ass in Scott's face more
This raisin's uniform is killing me

Craig still has Marjorine.

Does anyone have the full shipping chart from the previous threads? I'm finally not phoneposting and I'd like to fill it out

I've just started writing Creek fanfics, god how degenerate of me.

How do I ignore the degeneracy?

'member when Cartman cared? I 'member

You don't.

These threads made me look up my old FF.net account where I wrote nothing but angsty keneric. God damn, I was an edgy kid.