Good news Sup Forums I brought gazpacho for everyone. Now none of you have to eat meat anymore!

Good news Sup Forums I brought gazpacho for everyone. Now none of you have to eat meat anymore!

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>Not french onion
>Not even broccoli cheddar

gazpacho soup, no thanks
gazpacho salsa, maybe with some nice crusty bread to dip into it, absolutely

How come writers never have kids actually act their age?

>Broccoli Cheddar

My main man.

kids acted like kids on tv in my day
at least the cool ones

Cool, but it's gone all cold.
Warm it up for me, please.

>Rugrats
>all takes place in one location with no imagination scenes and the babies just play baby games and shit their pants

Fun

Alright Sup Forums name one good Lisa Simpson episode.

The vegetarian episode has good jokes and ends with Lisa admitting fault

Moaning Lisa.

Sounds like the name of a porno.

Whatever you say, Arnold

>not tomato basil

Summer of 4 Ft. 2

Oh, oh, Sneed!
I think I feed.
I know I seed.
I've got the crops
That drive the city slickers wild
I've got the gucci loafers, that really move 'em.
I send chills
Up and down the comfy simpsonsposters spines
I'm just a sexy sneed
Sexy sneed!
I'm not your chucklehead
Chucklehead!
I'm just a sexy sneed
Sexy sneed!
I'm not your chucklehead.
Chucklehead!
I make 'em mad
I make 'em seethe
Their bantz get weak
Whenever I pull up in my fancy german car
They see me walk
They hear me talk
I make 'em feel,
Like they're on page 9
I'm just a sexy sneed
Sexy sneed
I'm not your chucklehead
Chucklehead!
I'm just a sexy sneed
Sexy sneed
I'm not your chucklehead
Chucklehead!

Eat your heart out jannies
Hands off the gummy bears

FUCK OFF

What do mean for every one? I thought this was a simple party.

That season 2 episode with the substitute teacher was pretty good. Had some heavy feels.

You'll take this burger when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Knowing Lisa, that gazpacho was probably terrible.

Lisa's Substitute

The one in OP. It was a good moral lesson for Lisa and showed she’s not even the most extreme vegan. She learned tolerance and acceptance. But that was swiftly forgotten after that episode.

>>No dad, we were both wrong
Yeeeeeaaaah, no.

Lisa's Substitute
The one about her saxamophone

Round Springfield

Far better than the Lisa the Buddhist one, holy fuck was that a bad episode.

>Every Christian is a sell out; none of them have actual faith not even the pastor
>Try and give audience sympathy by having Lisa say she still believes in God; 5 minutes later she chooses Buddhism specifically because it has no gods
>despite Christian faith having written anti materialism rhetoric in the Bible Lisa has to find faith in Buddhism

Made me hate Buddhist as pretentious douches. KotH did a far better episode when Bobby became Buddhist.

Thanks to Lisa, this pig died for nothing. It could've fed many hungry people; instead it ended up rotting in the air.

IT'S STILL GOOD. IT'S STILL GOOD.

Think it ever landed?

That's not even Sneed. Sneed's the old man who's in the store

Technically its not flying.

I don't really get the logic that correlates loving animals with throwing a dead pig into a polluted river

veganfag here. Thanks you preachy little brat.

This scene made me laugh so hard as a kid. Please someone make a gif of it.

The one where she and Homer get put into a sense deprivation tank and she hallucinates about how awfully she treats him. It's all of three episodes I've seen of the Simpsons and it's a good one.

That was a great episode, I really liked the dynamic her and Homer had and her realization that he does care about her, albeit in his own way.

Go be a hippy somewhere else

>i'm going to pretend i don't understand what he meant and punish him for trying to start a conversation

Lisa the Simpson

Kids actually being kids isn't as funny

>Lisa is destined for greatness because of her genetics
>Meanwhile Bart is doomed to a life of failure
I hated that ending

That's when the writers forgot that bart is supposed to be a failure because he doesn't want to try and has a ton of hidden depths if he actually put effort into something.

>hot soup as a substitute for cold soup

You fucked up

>cold soup as a substitute for meat

I wonder how many people who decide to be Buddhist know that Buddhism has a hell where souls of the dead are tortured.

If wasn't for that ending, it would have be a great episode.

Also Lisa the Iconoclast, because its a great episode about the bond between Lisa and Homer.

>gazpacho

Can actually be amazing to do well, but it's hard to do well at home since it has to be frozen (not just cold). There used to be a restaurant near us that made it amazing and I would choose that over barbecue every time. Not even a vegetarian or anything.

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It's falling with style

>cheese in soup
Is this something white people actually do? I'm a filthy gook, so I really have no idea.

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YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH SALAD

YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH SALAD

>cold soup
Bite my ads you europoor fuck

Nah nigga you have broccoli covered in melted cheese like cheesy fries.

Mfw when I'm allergic to beef, chicken and pork.

Italians, actually. It spread out from there.

The one where Bleeding Gums Murphy died, it was great in laughs, emotional value, and the ending is great

>gazpacho

good with a side of roast lamb

>it only took him building a giant statue of her for lisa to allow him to live as a human being
>marge and homer were okay with this

Lisa’s rival. Shows that she isn’t all that impressive

Because children are the fucking worst.

well yer still good for fish, shell'd, and invertebrates. Bugs can be damn tasty if you do em right

>Marge blubbers and pleads with the judge to release Bart from the restraining order, instead of Lisa who actually ordered for one.

Writers have to self insert their views some how.
Also if you want a show with kids acting their age might I recommend Camp Camp.

Lisa on Ice.

I don't personally like it, but it's certainly a thing here

So become a gook then?

I'd recommend South Park and

Do people hate the Malibu Stacey one where Lisa makes her own doll? I like that one.

It depends. Buddhism has a lot of interpretations.

Cucumber Soup is also good, fag.

Why? The tripe Lisa had her doll say were nearly 3rd wave feminist tier.

>If I get married I'm keeping my maiden name

I would love for an episode where Bart is great at something academically, while Lisa spends the whole episode failing at it and ultimately has to turn to Bart for help

>If I get married I'm keeping my maiden name
what's wrong with that?

Lisa also started eating bugs, until she realized she was cheating vegetarianism.

Don't we tend to get a number of episodes where a character is better than Lisa at something and she goes crazy with jealousy?

It's typical destructive radical feminism of empowering women through man-hate and total war against patriarchal institutions.

>a person keeping their name is man-hate

>ignoring why you get married so you can have a pretty party

I respect my husband so little that I won't take his last name like the rest of society

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Fuck me

They have none of their own.

lol fag

Definitely the one where they go to the beach house for the summer. I'm not a huge fan of Lisa when she's being an insufferable know-it-all. The earlier seasons knew how to strike that challenging balance between her being smart, and her also being a child who occasionally actually behaved like one.

Season 7 is starting to get close to "Lisa is annoying" territory, I sort of see Summer of 4'2" as a last hurrah for her as a balanced character. It's nice to see her finally make friends who genuinely appreciate her for who she is, wits and all, and the ending where they all signed her yearbook was very sweet.

It also gave us that great bit with the cool kids decorating the family car with seashells in Lisa's honor. Specifically, it gave us Homer's horrified reaction.
>SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP

I respect my wife so little that she must be forced to take my last name.

This. Have kids or hang out at the park for awhile. 10% of the time thier little brain figure somthing whachy and funny out, but 90% of the time they play simple games. Want to watch 5 episodes 30 min long of 5 eight year olds doing average simple shit?

Hmm let's see one is the societal norm and all participants are respected, the other requires a beta husband to degrade himself to society in exchange for his wife's ego.

Yeah sounds exactly the same...

Nataly is both metaphysical and metaphorical. Someone who lives their life consumed by envy and greed is said to already be living in the hungry ghost realm

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>Nataly
*Naraku. Holy shit, fuck off autocorrect

Separate Vocations is close to that. It's one of my favorites because I like seeing Bart being successful.

This whole episode was golden, especially the Troy McClure segment.
>Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow had the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about.

>only babies act like kids
WEW

>Ask this scientician!
>Uh

>BOBBY: I can pick anything I see on this rug?
>HEAD MONK: Yes.
>BOBBY: I pick Connie, right there, in the mirror.
>MONK # 1: But that was Sanglug's mirror.
>HEAD MONK: I know, but he didn't pick it.
>MONK # 1: But he used it.
>HEAD MONK: Tough call. But it's mine, and I made it.

Man, what a great episode that was.

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But how many white people who call themselves Buddhists have even heard of Naraku, or Pretas?