Oh that Frank

Oh that Frank.

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But Death of the Endless is perfect as she is.

Delirium is still the cutest though.

Frank's wife is really starting to make a lot of sense.

>Mary Jane will never be coked out on wheatcakes with a nice chubby belly
Truly this is the Bad End timeline.

So Death of the Endless is still going through puberty?

Uh, Death is a formless entity; being a weird goth chick is just her preferred shape. If she wanted giant tits... couldn't she give herself giant tits?

>"please take them away from me"
>that face
It feels like she is asking for help

Cho has drawn her stacked before though

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Neil Gayman btfo! Based Cho!

>That gut about to bust her jeans

When? Death is normally fairly average in build. In fact, I think that's kind of the point; she wants to appear as unremarkable so the dead are not intimidated by her.

She is. Feeders are horrible.

I can fap to this MJ.

Golly.

Cho-tards flailing to stay relevant

Remember when Lady Death wasn't a tremendous whore?

No user, she was always a tremendous whore. The first place I remember seeing her was in an Evil Ernie comic and she was a tremendous whore in that too.

Well, she started out as a Christian peasant girl, so I suppose she wasn't a tremendous whore then.

>Sandman
>relevant in 2017
This isn't the 90s buddy. Cho is more popular right now.

What is up with wheatcakes?

Purgatori was a tremendous whore, Lady Death was just a confident woman

Is it one stuffing fetishist following Cho around to cons and commissioning these or what

But TV and pornographies and whatnot taught me that Christian girls are all secret sluts.

>Christian peasant girl
>Not a tremendous whore

Why must you turn this board into a house of LIES?!

Didn't Cho draw a busty Death Of The Endless once?

'Anthropomorphic personification' to be specific. But yeh, she can totally change her look, though it's implied it's based on how other cultures seem the endless eg Manhunter and Dream.

I always assumed the forms we see are literally that, the form that The Endless would appear to US in.

> thicc olive
don't do this to me

I remember Pulido's solicits for artists for LD and EE in the back pages of comic books and no, she was always depicted as a stripper with 80s hair

I admit, I laughed a little at that.

There's another one I can't find where he drew her bottomless but I've only seen a photograph of it where he covered the pussy shot with a post-it

I miss Chaos comics sometimes. Now there's nothing stopping a comic maker from putting in a bunch of gore. Back then it was a big deal to see that much blood in a comic.

At the beginning Death was basically Siouxsie, then the artists started to draw her younger and younger, now she looks like a teenager, but I remember a cover in which she looked quite as a child, like 11 or 12.

I got you

>Even now, no canon Lady Death nudity.

That's pretty amazing.

hey did someone save user wheat cake epic? i was going to but i'm a moron

where can i find the unstickied version.
better yet, who's the artist.

The artist is Cho, but the uncensored version was presumably some private commission.

Purgy fighting to show that she has the better tits and ass?

Frank Cho is the hero we need but not the hero we deserve

So is there a Sup Forums approved list of artists who excel at drawing woman of high caliber? I'm asking for a friend

Pretty funny. That said,

>Death of the Endless moping about something

No sir, I don't care for it.

So you’re saying Cho is a pedo like Byrne?

this

tits are nice but it's not really the character speaking, it's cho

This one?

>Jen Walters is still moping about because her Hulk PTSD
>Hears a knock on the window
>Waiting is a nice warm styrofoam box
>"Cheer up, y.f.n.s-m."
>She opens up to find a large stack of wheatcakes and walks off panel
>Zoom in on Pete, leering from another window.
>One day later
>Jen is struggling to get into her jeans, her blouse doesn't quite fit right
>This triggers a Hulk out, cue a proportional to Jen's weight gain thiccer Grey She-Hulk rampaging through her apartment in her panties
>Cut to a very pleased Spider-man seemingly never have moved from that window

>Next Issue:Peter Volunteers for the X-men Pancake Breakfast
>Issue After that: Peter Volunteers for the Defenders Pancake Dinner
>Issue After Next: Peter founds the Avengers Pancake Brunch
>Women eat free
>Iron Heart Confronts him on this "why would women eat free?"
>Peter: So more guys will show up to meet women
>Iron Heart: It's a Brunch, not a Keggar
>Pete: "It still could be, Tony" Pete Winks
>Iron Heart: I'm Riri
>Pete: Don't be so hard on yourself, I think you're a pretty smart guy

>Final Issue: Thanos shows up to do what he usually does
>Pete finagles a Cosmic Cube, he uses it to conjure a 5 dimension Wheatcake
>Thanos: You PEST, I cannot be placated by your mediocre flat cakes. For my hunger doesn't roar from the pit of my stomach, but the pit of my SOUL. And it can only be sated by the vision of your corpses lining the Horizon
>Pete: But this isn't for you
>Just then the Abstract Death materializes in the physical realm, summoned by Pete's wheatcakes
>She takes a bite, almost immediately her body starts to fill out.
>Thanos is enraptured by his Mistress' new figure, he falls to his knees, with an elated look on his face he enters a catatonic state. The Infinity Gauntlet drops from his hand, the menace that is Thanos is dealt with once and for all.
>Pete grabs the gauntlet and puts it on his hand, he grabs a spatula
>Pete:Who wants seconds?

>Personification of abstract though wished for bigger mammalia
But, why?

yea mand thanks

>calling pancakes "wheatcakes"
What the fuck is this the soviet union?

marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Glossary:Wheatcakes

>Iron Heart: I'm Riri
>Pete: Don't be so hard on yourself, I think you're a pretty smart guy

This is the 2nd time I've read this and it's still funny. Good work, user.

I don't get this
Is it a pronunciation thing?

Try actually reading comic books, faggot.

Oh thank god. I thought I was the only one who didn't got that one

I also don't read Bendis because fuck Bendis. And fuck Slott.

>google riri

What the fuck does Rihanna have to do with Spider-man? Or Iron Man?
Am I retarded?

>that thicc MJ about to burst out of her jeans

gosh

its a slang user

I assumed Riri was pronounced Ree-Ree but I've never heard it out loud. I guess it could be pronounced Righ-Righ.
But the joke is it sounded like she was saying Rere which is an old way of calling something retarded.
I don't think it was super prevalent either so I can see a lot of people not knowing about it but it just seemed like an obvious leap.

No user, you cant be, she doesnt exist

I remember when I could get a good fap from western comic art and didn't have to depend entirely on Japanese artists and artists who emulate them.

Good times.

>Can't even have a Cho thread without riri faggot showing up to cry about her.

holy shit dude...

who's crying about Riri?

Usually it should work like that, but back in ancient Greece, Death showed Orpheus her 90's apartment. She only turned it into a somber dungeon because he was too confused by it.

>when the Cho covers are the only good thing coming from current Marvel

what's it like, being willfully ignorant for the sake of your agenda and/or company wars

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I am mad

mad that "people" like you ignore good comics because of the label on the front

That's not a Marvel comic, it's a MAX comic.

I want these two to fuck each other

>ONE good book coming out
>Marvel is perfect again

you're reading things I ain't writing, get your eyes checked

DONT FUCKING RUIN DEATH, YOU CHINK PIECE OF SHIT.

> be Cho
> actively get into useless arguments to stay relevant
> reuse the same joke for years
He's not even a bad artist, but come on.

uh, no?

When has he actively gotten into useless arguments?

I think he means when he BTFO'd some Marvel hack in Twitter.

You madman. Now I want pancakes.

/ourguy/

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>that transparent bikini

You take you're heretical fucking "Wheatcakes" and fuck yourself with them, this is a "Pancake" country.

>you're

>You taste like Norman Osborn"
gross

>Implying you're not a sentient pancake trying to be different by calling yourself a "Wheatcake"

Tell that to Snyder, buddy.

Fuck I could go for a wheatcake now.

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I self identify as a griddlecake, actually. Please respect my pronouns.

Hypothetically.

What do we have to do in order for Frank Cho to write and draw The Amazing Spider-Man and save Marvel Comics?

fire Slott and get Kurt Busiek to write Spider-man

where is the joke

Death wishes she had big ol' titties, Lady Death reassures her that she will

MJ has gotten chunky off of Spider-man's wheatcakes, so she's trying to pawn them off on Olive Oyl so Olive can put some meat on her bones

nothing in that is funny

She's eternally the 90's teen goth chick. She loves the time period.

just because you don't laugh at it doesn't mean it's not a joke

>Family Photo

A MASSIVE campaign on Twitter, Reddit, Facebook, all the social media. Hashtag it! I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN!!! ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN SLOTT!!

Not wanting to see Death as it really is? You niggas are cowards. You lot don't have the balls to look behind the wings of seraphim either.

They should appear in a form I am comfortable with.