If you a lone human ended up in Zootopia how would you fare?

If you a lone human ended up in Zootopia how would you fare?

Humans outside of maybe endurance dont really seem to have any advantages over anthropomorphic animals in Zootopia,

most of em have opposable digits, sentience, sapience, all the advantages humans have in real life over most animals.

How would they view a human, assuming lets say there are anthro primates in the world already just not humans.

Become NEET and hang out with every animal

Fortunately I have read The Naked Ape by Desmond Morris

I'd just hang out with the primates

Sex.

They probably would see humans as weird apes or something.

Zootopia has no primates

Pretend im an ayy lmao and that we built their civilization long ago

Human vs Furries. The humans will wage war and take over their land.

What do you mean how would I fare? Why would they be attacking me?

They want to eat your organs.

I never watched the movie

Good. Everybody should forget about it.

>become porn star
>humans have a massive advantage over almost all animals in sexual endurance

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There aren't any. Keep an eye on the crowd scenes, not the first monkey or ape. They wanted to totally avoid even the possibility of humans.

>Humans outside of maybe endurance
That's enough.

In that case, they would probably view humans as just another species. With so many species already there, I doubt another one would stand out unless it does something to stand out.

I assume that "Skinnies" exist in the reality that Zootopia is set in. Basically, they identify as humans and make OCs of themselves that depict them as human beings, basically like our furries.

I assume that the internet would explode when Zootopians spot me wandering the streets, especially Skinaffinity and whatever their Twitter is. Maybe I'll be the star guest of a SkinCon, maybe the animals would want to have a date or sex with me, who knows.

Or, if the government spots me first, I'd get thrown into a secret laboratory and they'd experiment on me or some shit, idk.

>Become inhabitant in ZOO
>spend all days shitposting on Zchan

you mean furchan

Came to post this

humans have pretty good dexterity and fairly good eyesight, couple that with their endurance and you've got a nice scout
so, I guess I'd enter whatever passes for the military? or whatever other job benefits from traveling for a long while through land lacking in infrastructure

great eye vision, the best hands, big in size, big... you know what...

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animals will discover a new fetish for humans

Delet it!

then fucking kill yourself and stop shitting up the board with your furry nonsense

How would a human react to nighthowler?

It would be extremely painful

aliens that live on mars

Just wait for Zootopia 2: Trouble in the Big Apple

The youtuber?