PENGUIN GETS CUCKED, FIGHTS TO RECLAIM HIS WIFE

Holy shit, this is brutal lads. You have to watch this

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Penguin commits suicide

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It's illegal for humans to do the same

You can walk into wilderness and kill yourself by starvation

>women
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His wife took a redpill.

Black penguins
>Larger dicks
>Fun to be around
>Interesting conversation anytime you want
>Nicely dressed and groomed
>Crack jokes all the time
>Will take you places
>Broad social spectrum
>Know interesting people you will be introduced to
>Behave like real men
>Smile on their faces most of the time
>Can dance and cook
>Chills in the school

White penguins
>Tiny dicks
>Socially awkward
>Quiet
>Inhibited socially
>Boring
>Prefer to stay home
>Hate to dance
>Sad faces
>Angsty
>Creepy
>Often have either anger or anxiety issues
>Shoots up the school

>You can walk into wilderness and kill yourself by starvation

really makes you think

What a slut.

This is why I dont believe in god.

Penguin
>FUCK THIS GAY EARTH!

It is not illegal everywhere.
In Brazil it is only Illegal to help it or instigate it.
Self harm can't be a crime, unless it violates other's rights (example, to collect insurance)

That was pretty fucking hardcore.

What a whore.

Penguin shouldve cut his losses and killed the woman.

THE SLUT!!!

REEEEEEEEE

I love Herzog's voice.

If I could have a text to speech program that only used his voice, I would totally use it on every device imaginable.

>After losing the husband became a regular at /r9k/

Damn. Even penguin females are fucking sluts.

You people live in a Libertarian Utopia?

Fucking penguin thot genocide now

Swedes could learn a lot from penguins.

I didn't enjoy that

From the wiki:

>Shortly after the camera stopped rolling, the director approached the homewrecker penguin with a pellet gun and blasted it away. "I know I'm not supposed to interfere with the nature of these animals, but at the same time, we, as humans, are nature, so it was justified".

If he was alpha he would have killed her afterwards too.

>that pic

now that is how to troll.

That penguin is clearly not Canadian

Are females of any species redeemable at all?

>Not a leaf
Surprising

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What did she see Sup Forums?

REEEEEEEE

they're only good for fucking and sometimes not even that

They are both the same breed you retard

DAMN ICEBERGALISTS

what a fucking whore

You've heard it, but newfags must listen to the way of the jungle

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god I love people.

sauce?

can you really blame here
she left her inferior partner with a pathetic 3 centimeter penguin dick for her new lover with a whopping 4 centimeter penguin dick

kek'd - well done.

Husband's fault, hes a weak beta who got cucked and lost

I hate women now.

NO TIME FOR LOSERS

Actually it's the females that don't believe in god that makes you not believe in god

>The match ends in a stalemate and they call the female penguin to decide who won—and of course, she picks the homewrecker. But the husband isn’t going down that easy and picks another fight. If the penguins gouging each other’s eyes wasn’t sickening enough, the female is called to choose again and again she goes with the homewrecker.

But you're stronger than women user- and mercy is for the weak. Have Mercy on the woman.

Animals dont think with feelings dumbass and neither do women when it comes to a life partner. Sure, he picked a fight, but he got his ass kicked. She made the right choice

MAKE ANTARCTICA GREAT AGAIN.

WE'LL BUILD A WALL TO STOP THESE SHITFEATHERS FROM TAKING OUR WOMEN.

the last time he cries out is heart breaking, this is the saddest nature shit I've ever seen

;_;7 God bless that little dude.

>she has no time for losers

Somebody buy that penguin a gun

such an american thing to do to attach a husband/wife narrative to it.

top kek I would kill both the wife and the cucker.

I would also shame the cucked one.,

Not at all.

Thoughtcrime (hate speech crimes) is a thing around here.

(96148985 paid for by the National Geographic Channel.)

There's nothing wrong with being cucked

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Yes there is.
If the cucker belongs to the same race you should kill him.

This is great.

"You've got mail."

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This.

You forgot [Bestiality]

Should've gauged out the females eyeballs instead.

"Don't fuck with birds" is my motto.
I remember chasing a Turkey at the Philadelphia Zoo and running like the wind when it flew at me, ready to attack.

Penguins mate for life generally. They're good at surviving.

It's Sup Forums the penguin.

>canada

no surprise there

What game is this?

FUCKING
BIGOT

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BIGOT

jesus dude, you don't have to feed the stereotype every time

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>hue hue

go climb a tree monkey