Rules of /RWBYg/
>1. Love RWBY, Hate RWBY, just don't try to tell us it's good.
>2. Read the pastebin: pastebin.com
>3. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion
>4. Don't believe their lies
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RWBY Volume 5 Episode 1 link:
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So by the by how do you think this volume will fuck up?
JAUNE FUCKING RUBY.
>4. Don't believe their lies
Never.
Incest ships are the best ships.
You know, except for that one incest ship we don't talk about.
As much as I like it, its never happening
Every thread
>JAUNE FUCKING RUBY.
What did you say about my daughter ?!
They'll probably fuck up somewhere with the White Fang/Blakes whole plot
I want screencaps of that homey rube in PJ's
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Shes not even your kid Tai. And why do you care, your already a shit dad
JAUNE FUCKING YANG.
>Jaune could easily be written to be able to fight Cinder
And Cinder not instantly incinerating him is OOC for her. She would have done the same to Pyrrha and Ozpin but they were actually good warriors.
>Experience. Talent. Skills.
Jaune has none of the above.
RWBY inter-team ships are the best ships the show has to offer. Pollination, White Rose, Bumblebee, Bees' Schnees, Ladybug, Freezerburn, Enabler. They're all top tier.
Thats never happening no matter how hot it is
>Shes not even your kid Tai
This joke has gone too far. Stop posting, Qrow.
He said that JAUNE ARC is going to FUCK your LITTLE GIRL.
He's going to CUM INSIDE OF HER and turn her into a SINGLE TEENAGE MOTHER.
And she's going to start calling him Daddy now.
You've been demoted to Taiyang.
JAUNE FUCKING JAUNE
>MurderOfBirds
YWN get to smile back at her
>le Ruby is Qrow's daughter meme
I mean, I could see it happen. I'd hate it, and it would be cliche as fuck, but I could see it happening.
If dubs my little monkey boy gets to use his gunchucks again.
I wonder who's behind this post
>Jaune has none of the above.
For your own sake reread the post.
I don't know what that means.
Considering this is M&K it will happen
Write a compelling and reasonable way of justifying Taiyang agreeing to this and still having a good relationship with Qrow.
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD, user. SPOILER YOUR NUDES.
Not enough lesbianism.
I mean from whats implied he doesn’t have a good relationship with Qrow. When he came in Rubes room Tai looked ready to strangle a guy
>still having a good relationship with Qrow.
But Tai hates Qrow.
>Being this autistically mad that Jaune is going to be as strong as everyone else and fight Cinder.
Like Jesus Christ this autistic obsession you have that CINDER WOULD IMMIEDITLY INCINERATE Jaune.
Sure she could try. And it might just turn out that his aura doesn't let him burn.
But no keep getting mad.
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT REUNION DONT FUCK IT UP RT
it's not important and they'll fuck it up
It isnt. They barely had a real friendship in the first place
If Dubs, May Zedong gets promoted to main character and beats one of Salem's evil council
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Murder of Birds makes RWBY reaction videos. He has a reputation here for being a huge RT fanboy/dick sucker. I don’t watch his content so I don’t know how true that is, but around here he's basically just a term for an RT sycophant.
Some people here use it at the drop of a hat though. It seems that anyone who vaguely praises RWBY or disagrees with a criticism of it can be Murder of Birds.
>Implying the choir boy wouldn't practice safe sex until they were of age, and even then, prefer to wait until they were married and felt ready to have kids before going at it like fucking rabbits
That, and Jaune is basically a less sad, dorkier Taiyang. I can't imagine him hating the kid. If anything, he'd see him as a surrogate son, if nothing else.
This is exactly why no one likes Jaunefags. You jump through these hoops in an attempt to put Jaune on the same level as everyone else. He's never gonna be on Cinder's level. He's never going to be on par with anything other than low level grimm.
Nonono, they do, but RT never showed it and went "yeah, it's been like one year of Beacon, they're all good friends now"
I wonder if they could've cut out the Pyrrha and Jaune development to make the 4 main cast's friendship looks believable
We’re not in /trash/ any more. May’s magic won’t work here.
what if ruby sent you an image of a woman's bottom and told you out was someone she knows and if you guessed who she would have sex with you
delete the message
It would have still been shit. All it would have been for would to fuel the yuri fags
>You jump through these hoops in an attempt to put Jaune on the same level as everyone else. He's never gonna be on Cinder's level. He's never going to be on par with anything other than low level grimm.
>Jump through hoops.
>That a guy in an anime series would make ridiculous leaps in power level.
No mate you're just autistic.
But continue with your sperging. It's funny.
Boy oh boy. I sure hope Raven doesn't put a collar around Yang's neck and walk her naked young body around in front of the entire bandit tribe on a leash.
It sure would suck if she wore a gigantic strap-on and fucked her silly and humilated her in front of a bunch of judgemental strangers who sneered at her weakness, the only thing keeping her safe from their leering eyes being the very woman putting her through this ordeal in the first place.
It would he absolutely awful if Raven then kept Yang as her designated pussy muncher, keeping her failure daughter's head buried between Raven's thighs whenever she isn't busy doing other things.
It would be so, so sad if by the time Ruby founs her, Yang was a mind broken fuck puppet who could no longer fathom a life not spent on her knees, serving her Mistress Mommy, the sweet and soury flavor of the whole she came from never truly fading from her mouth.
Sure would be awful if all that happened.
...But what if it did?
>When Jaune hits Cinder into the sky like it's Godhand.
Blake go kill yourself. Please, literally everyone would be better off
Go to bed, Blake. No one likes your shitty fanfic smut.
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Does rwby meme magic only work in /trash/? How about this: if dubs, Neptune dies.
its pretty true
~Dragon kick your ass into Milky Way~
I feel you Emerald. I too, often think about Merc's butt
Not enough. He still let Ruby follow him.
I like weiss
>It seems that anyone who vaguely praises RWBY or disagrees with a criticism of it can be Murder of Birds.
Well you're right about that.
>When Jaune comes back down, he hits the ground with a superhero landing
>The fight is over by then
>"Someone help me up please, I've lost all feeling in my legs."
>That one RWBY R34 of Ruby and Yang having sweaty incest and the last panel is Blake looking at what she drew and looking disgusted
>It seems that anyone who vaguely praises RWBY or disagrees with a criticism of it can be Murder of Birds.
We've all praised RWBY on some level. MurderOfBirds is reserved for RT dick riders who get mad at people who complain about RWBY.
>Not the spanking.
what if she sent you a message an hour later and said it was Nora's and she wasn't going to fuck you now
what if like two minutes later she said "okay it was mine"
and then right after that she said
"please fuck me"
What if Yang shoved her penis down Raven's throat ?
Weiss likes you. Don't tell her that I told you though.
gibe
Can I just say that the volume 5 intro is the fucking best? Because im going to say it now. the volume 5 intro is the fucking best.
>The story is still going to be pretty shit but at least the intro is good
She's niess
Delete delete delete
Ask for pictures of Nora's butt instead
Text her that Jaunes lonely and single, try him.
Maybe hell be impressed with her worthless ass
Leave el Neopolitano Helado, la Esmeralda Oscura, el Mercurio Pierna Metalica, la Cinder Crispeante and la Reina Salem to me.
>Cinder then Lands on top of Him knocking the both of them out.
>Mercury and Emerald look at each other. "You wanna help her up?"
>"Nah, this is fucking hilarious, lets see how this plays out."
>They set up lawn chairs waiting for one of them to wake up.
Blake didn't look disgusted.
She had a nose bleed.
That's anime for "This makes me horny"
Blake, stop projecting.
haha oops ;)
I know he got invited into Monty’s room, which was a bit odd and probably a sign that he cares too much. Has he done anything else weird?
Ideally, yes.
its better if she's disgusted.
Now that you mention it, Kali sexually dominating Blake for a few weeks to train and make sure she's skilled enough to properly make her some grandchildren sounds pretty hot.
RT doesn't have to answer to anyone what if they suddenly turned one of their shows into hardcore pornography for one scene
Well that's just not true. I've already gotten dubs once or twice with may posting since we've been back on Sup Forums. My power is real; if I didn't get dubs her it's because my digits are being saved for a later, more important date
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But that's not what it is at all.
wtf are these monkeys doing?
BUT WHAT'S RUBE SUPER SAIYAN LEVEL 20?!
What if when you didn't respond she said "sorry haha yang stole my phone that was all her lol"
Wait for her to send a picture with ketchup dripping down her face and holding a bandage to her head with only the word "help"
It's funny and disgusting at the same time how these spics sucks Toriyama and Toei's dicks.
Admit it, you've made a shitty OC haven't you /rwby/?
Joking aside it would also be cool if Yang actually loses a fight against Raven but ultimately manages to dismantle her plans with the help of her friends learning that she doesn't need to surpass her mother's strength to find her own worth. Specially after seeing how much Raven had to sacrifice to get where she is only to lose everything anyways.
No, actually! I’ve never done that. I get my kicks by latching on to minor characters instead.
why do Spics love DBZ so much?
How dare you!
I've made SEVERAL shitty OCs
Jaune is going to fuck the shit out of Ruby.
Will he be doing something impressive like in his first fight with torchwick or just twirling his stick around like in ep3 of v4
I'm making one right now.
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Seems its one of those anime shows that they were able to watch on TV when most were kids. They also love Card Captors, Knight of the Zodiac and Sailor Moon.
oh look jaunefags are shitting up yet another thread, what a shock