I don't get it

I don't get it.

He realized the girl had a crush on him, but he was too oblivious to know at the time.

It's only 17 years later that he realizes this girl actually liked him and asked him out.

Most unrelatble Whomp there is. Women don't ask men out.

>cute girl publicly asks me to prom
>show up but didn't end up hanging out with her because I didn't know how to dance or even tried to
>she cucked me for another gril
I had ONE chance and I fucked it up big time. I hope any underage b&s reading this learns from my awful mistakes and strive to be a fucking man and not let chances slide.

Why would anyone underage be browsing this site? You're not supposed to be here if you're under 18.

You just want to hurt, don't you?

A gay girl tried to use you as a beard and you thought you had a shot? Wow.

...

Even seemingly demure asian women do that user. Girls get thirsty too.

Not enough to ask him out apparently.

>this is the """comedy""" that Sup Forums likes
Ok faggot , how much ronney pay to you?

Bisexuals exist.

>comedy

If you don't feel pain in your soul then this comic isn't for you.

She was beautiful.

>the only time someone attractive and likeable hit on me was in 7th grade
>she turned around and smiled very slyly
>she giggled as I waved back
>skipped down the hall the other way
>had to get back to the class I was failing anyway
>peak aspie anyway, wouldn't have known what to do if I ever talked to her
>tfw now on the rare occasion that I ever AM hit on, it's by some irredeemable slamface with issues
Just fucking kill me.

>get asked to prom by morbidly obese girl
>don't accept
>she tells all of her friends that I threatened her with a knife

*harpoon

Then you do not know pain.

I don't read this comic and only see it on Sup Forums. Is that expression in the last panel supposed to be read as restrained panic?

In the context of the webcomic, no. They fucked.

No. But that's the best part. Is it internal panic? External ennui? Restrained despair? It can be interpreted several different ways, but regardless of the punchline (negative emotion/expression), it's the setup (tranny reveals himself) that makes the whole bit funnier overall.

>be me
>had a gf in middle school, but we never once met outside of school and the most we ever did was hug
>ended shortly
>fast forward to high school
>get asked to prom by a gay guy
>can't blame him for thinking i'm gay, my parents do too
>he's a cool dude and i almost said yes until i realized he was serious as hell and had been building up the courage to ask
>said "no" very flatly because i didn't know how to let him down
>fast forward to college graduation
>literally zero updates in my love life

And yet I feel nothing. I'm still friends with the girl. She's gay now.

Not true, I've been courted on occasion. Granted most of them were knocked up by someone else at that point or didn't want to be the only single girl at the new year's eve party at the end of the night.

>be highschool me
>have not one but TWO girls showing interest in me
>do nothing about other than actively not giving a fuck about any of them
>ff years later
>wonder why I'm foreveralone
>cue in panels 5, 6 and 7
I'll have another chance at it eventually, right?
RIGHT?

Nah, not without major self-improvement. A teenager has lower standards than an adult for people to show interest in them.

>she cucked me
You cucked yourself.

I have had so little "love life" that I remember and fucking CHERISH every little compliment I ever got from a girl in school.

Two girls told me I had nice eyes. Seven girls liked my hair.

I'm 26 now, and the last compliment was 5 years ago. I don't go outside except for when the world forces me to. I have no desire to do anything other than be happy within myself.

>tfw alone but not sad
Its an abstract kind of feel

>Seed Catalog

I feel you, my dude. I've never had any kind of girlfriend in 24 years and I've never felt the desire for one. I just masturbate if I get horny and that's that. No relationships means no social stress. It feels fucking good and I will never understand why people are so desperate for sex that they will sacrifice their entire existence to force another human into their life.

People are turrible.

Because most people who want a relationship want it for more than just sex.

>the last compliment was 5 years ago.
>I don't go outside except for when the world forces me to

These are probably related.
It doesnt take much to have at least a basic human interaction and friendship. But there is a minimum bar. And you must put in at least a little effort.

This happened to me too. some girl was all over me, and I just didn't catch the message, years later I discovered she had a depression episode after that, and then she become lesbian.
I would be proud of this, if it was intended, and she wasn't a really good person, I feel like shit everyday this passes through my Head.

>major self-improvement
How do you go about it, though?
I don't drink or smoke, have hobbies, do sports (play sports? it's cycling so I don't think you can play it, whatever). Average looking, but I take care of myself.
I'm just not very good with other people. Don't have much experience, never been close with anyone really. Drove my acquaintances (not close enough to call them friends I believe) away.
Don't even know what to do now or how.
Or maybe I could neck myself. Seems like an option.
Cheers.

Well was having a good day till this. I was one dense motherfucker in highschool

>I will never understand why people are so desperate for sex that they will sacrifice their entire existence to force another human into their life.

A healthy relationship is symbiotic. it's not just about sex but about positively impacting another persons life. Someone to help you when you need help, and in exchange you help them. Your partner should be your best friend. Someone you want to go on adventures with all the time.
That's what relationships SHOULD be. In reality its usually just the person you knocked up, or someone you resent the least when you hit a point in your life where you were pressured into doing what is expected of you, and get married.

Unironically you could try going to your local church

>be in 9th grade
>I'm just a friendly kid
>girl in one of my classes takes it the wrong way and thinks I like her
>shes overweight ginger
>she asks me if I want to go to the school dance with her
>I don't want to go at all, nothing to d with her really
>tell her I appreciate the invite but I don't really want to go to a school dance, I've been to one and didn't like it
>oh come oooon
>no, thanks though, but I'm good
>cooome oooooonnnnn
>no really, I don't want to go
>its going to be fuuuunnnn coome oooooonnn
>know what, I'll think about it
>never said yes
>NEVER said I would go
>she took my I'll think about it as a yes absolutely
>went and bought 2 tickets, $70 a piece (fucking robbery)
>bought a new dress
>waited for me all night at the dance
>I obviously didn't show up
>no idea she had done all these things
>many years go by never thinking about that dance
>I'm hosting a party at my house
>it was a big event with friends bringing friends and many people I don't know there
>she happens to be a guest
>I'm talking to a nice girl in my kitchen
>fat ginger is still as fat ginger as ever
>grabs the girl I'm talking to and takes her out of the room for a minute
>girl stops talking to me at that point
>what the fuck?
>find out fat ginger told her not to get involved with me because I'm a really bad guy, and I lead people on and blew her off once after she spent a whole bunch of money for us to go out together
>nigga WHAT!?
>find out she has been talking shit about me for almost 15 fucking years
bitch, I'm a 30 year old man, I haven't' spoken to you in over a decade, and you've been talking shit about me all this time? you have that much of a grudge because you did something dumb when we were kids?
is that the most meaningful reaction you've had with a male in your entire life that you're still thinking about it?
and you do this as a guest in my home?

I lost my composure at that point. She was forcibly removed from the premises with a long string of curse words

Dodged a bullet there user

>hey there devoted mamachita! wanna see my "baby Jesus"?

talk to people online
have conversations.
twitter, facebook, chat
Make an effort to care about others and take interest in their life.
Once you've done that for a while. you should understand how to talk to people.

>don't feel pain in your soul
This shit is so mediocre
>dude feel bad for me cuz i like animu!!!11
and people laught at penny arcade
I bet you even donate to this faggot patreon

literally who the fuck talks like that?

I've had similar experiences however it's even worse when you fall in love with the girl you're dreaming about only to suddenly have the dream about her just using you for your money.

what ugly people tell themselves lmao

>talk to people online
But I do!
>twitter, facebook, chat
Oh, right.
Think I'll pass.

Now you mention it, fear of being used is a big concern for me as well.
Ah well.

The only thing I'll use you for user is love~

I wish, user.
I wish.

This. I never had crush on anyone and sometimes i feel like i missed something good but i dont really care.

I like living alone anyway so why would i chance that just because it is social unaccetable to live your live alone

I want to fucking die.

Some people don't understand what the word effort means.

>"Now, not all of this is my fault. Yes, I put that rock there for purposes that now escape me. Yes, I caused the steel beam to crash through our roof. Yes I accidentally destroyed the water lines causing a massive flood. Yes I started the fire in some vain hope of evaporating the water and cauterizing the pipes, but the elephant... Okay, that was me, too."

My girlfriend asked me out after we met at a party in college.

>>"Now, not all of this is my fault. Yes, I put that rock there for purposes that now escape me. Yes, I caused the steel beam to crash through our roof. Yes I accidentally destroyed the water lines causing a massive flood. Yes I started the fire in some vain hope of evaporating the water and cauterizing the pipes, but the elephant... Okay, that was me, too."

Fucking Ronnie, man.

Been there. A number of times.

God damn, what did she say after you told her to fuck off?

Am I the only one who preferred when the hidden text wasn't a full novels, but just a few words of wit?

i hope someone asks you out, user!

I'm fuckin ugly and I've still had girls come on to me.

They're also whores but they pretend not to be. I'd say it's even more difficult to find one at church because it's harder to tell their true intentions.

Funniest thing I ever read on here

>I lost my composure at that point. She was forcibly removed from the premises with a long string of curse words
Sounds like she got off light.

That feel when you randomly remember something from High School and think "What the fuck was wrong with me? Why did I pass on that opportunity?"

Ronnie has omega-level space manipulation

Don't feel shit user, you're not in control of her life, she is.

>chick "became" a lesbian because user ignored her

I think you're wrong

>being a magnet for the attentions of LGBT people

To quote Shakespeare "wit"

Women don't ask you out

No I had multiple occasions in middle and high school were girls asked me out, or their friends told me I should ask them out.
Never did either. ;_;

Fat chicks are some of the worst people on this earth, avoid them at all costs.

I feel bad for you son

Aw fuck... this thread ....
I've fucked up so many fucking times, you fuckers woudn't even fucking beleive it ... but i guess the worst time was :

>be around 16 or so
>have a classmate who looks just like pic related but with glasses
>she always tries to start conversations with me
>I am all like "wtf does this girl want"
>always sits next to me as close as she can
>I am like "there's so much space,why the hell does she sit here?!"
>Calls me always by cute nicknames instead of my name
>"Is she dumb?! Doesn't she remember my name?!"
>Tries to walk home with me, I get bored and make some bullshit excuse and go a different way
>Drops stuff on the floor on purpose all the time, gets down on all fours to pick it up, her butt towards me and moves it seductively
>she looks at me and says stuff like "see something interesting?"
>i am all like "is she dumb? why does she drop stuff constantly?!"
>get my pants all wet with coke on purpose, apologizes and tells me she is gonna clean it
>stars rubbing her hands all over my dick like crazy, she actually grabs it a couple of times, she is gigling all the time and saying weird sexy stuff
>I am like " this stupid clumsy bitch..."
>Go for a piss behind a wall once
>she shows up and catches me peeing
>I look at her and she looks at me, for some reason I don't stop peeing and dont hide my dick
>she stares at my dick
>doesn't take her eyes off my dick, she even kinda bites her lips a bit and has this naughty smile the whole time
>after that she wants to walk home with me
>again I make some excuse and leave to play games with a friend

Over 9000 hours in paint later I realize what is going on .....
How the fuck was I so fucking dumb, blind and irredeemably autistic ?!

Not even all the reaction faces in the world are enough to describe how I feel about this...

I'm 19, but I can already tell that I'll become a wizard. I just don't see the point in making the effort to get laid; too much work for very little reward. I'm pretty happy with my own company. The only person I can kind of call a friend is a girl I watch anime with on Fridays.

Tumblr calls that asexuality or something like that, use it to win any argument with a SJW by default.

Shakespeare said that through a character that was supposed to be a dumbass, though.

This goes beyond what's acceptable human behavior for both of you. You're either lying or you two were a match made in autism that never came to be.
Seriously, she grabbed your dick and you let it slide, being 16? Fuck off.

This. They're pure poison. inb4 the gross chubby chasers come out with the usual THEY KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING IN BED :D

I masturbate a couple of times a day and have paid for drawn porn; asexual I am not, that's for damn sure.

I think it refers to not being attracted to other people, but I might be wrong.

I've actually heard it backwards. Asexual people are not into sex but they can fall in love or something like that; I'm not an expert.
Anyway, he'd be wrong. I've liked girls before; just today I saw a short haired cutie that actually made me try to get a good look at face. I just don't feel like trying to seduce one and I'm content with my solitude.

Fuck I had that moment. I took a fucking bitch to prom who ditched me to hang out with her friends. Our class valedictorian I am 90% sure had a crush on me and I should have asked her out.

I don't blame you for not believing me ....
It's completely insane.
I seriously wish to understand what the fuck was wrong with me back then.

Well, your story gave me a bit of a boner, so it wasn't all pointless.

Teenagers are weird, we were all at some point.

Shit I have so many tales of my terrible social anxiety, lemme start with my earliest

>Early middle school
>Maybe 13 or 14
>parents are split and my mom lives in public housing, so I'm hanging around the community playground.
>Some new kid shows up
>Decent looking girl around my age, immediately start crushing
>She starts talking to me about how she's exploring the town, crack a few jokes about how she should watch out for meth heads around here.
>She invites me to ride around with her when she sees my bike, agree and we go around the 'hood and I'm telling her all about the other kids around these parts
>At some point I talk about my cats and she mentions she has ferrets and I autism out because I've wanted ferrets for years.
>She tells me to wait at the park for her and I do.
>HAlf an hour later she shows up with both her ferrets and she start laughing with how excited I am
>After half an hour of us playing with her ferrets she tells me her dad isn't home and it'll be fine if I come over
>freak out
>mind starts going crazy
>sphaghetti and say I have to ask my mom before I leave the projects
>Just disappear for a minute or two and come back and tell her I can't.
>She seems really disappointed and after another half hour leaves
>Never see her again

Damn, that's just harsh.

past life regrets
shoulda gone out with her

I really fucking hate how much I can relate to this.

user, this is the modern time of the internet. You can still find her back. you can still try to make things work...

>Having enough self-esteem to consider that they liked you as a possibility
>Not calling yourself an idiot for even humoring the idea
They were just being nice, they didn't mean anything by it, don't be weird. She was just walking in the same direction, not WITH you. She didn't give you her number because she likes you. That'd be stupid, she's just being polite.

dude, I've blown off a baker's dozen of women with my anxiety. I got another story that's even worse though. I'll just skip right to it instead of more young user spaghetti

>Sophmore year of college
>Taking a Business class on international trade, most of its boring logistics laws and what not
>Entire semester there's been a girl chatting with me, making sure she's close by, sharing notes and asking me for help and clarification.
>She bides up the nerve and asks for my number
>A few months of texting coming to the end of the semester
>Assigned a group project, groups of four but only 22 students, woman friend says she and me can work in a group of two and the whole class sort of giggles
>We meet up at the school library and are working through stuff, dividing the labor, after a couple hours she says she can't concentrate and invites me to her apartment.
>Nervous but also want to just finish this up so agree.
>She lives in a really nice flat, and her roommate moved in with a boyfriend but still pays her share of rent on the place.
>She puts on 'study' music which was some fuck my jazz. Pours out glasses of wine which, 'clears' her mind.
>I'm just getting more and more uncomfortable and trying to focus on my laptop.
>She starts talking about how she has problems with her bra and I look over

>She's stripped to nothing but her underwear, we lock eyes and she's nothing but smiles
>'user I can't work in clothing, I like to wear my panties when I do my work, can't you get this bra off for me?'
>Jsut for clarification, I'm not dating anyone at this point and it's not like she's a terrible person or she's revolting, she was your average petite brunette.
>Being me, I sort of stumble getting up, mumble some stupid shit about, 'sure,' or something agreeing to help.
>I'm fumbling the clasp and she lets out a soft moan, she's complimenting how hard and rough my hands are and I'm staring a hole in the back of her head.
>"Oh yeah, I.." and I start laughing. She turns around to look at my clammy sweaty face and asks me if I've ever taken a bra off before.
>"I left my phone in my car"
>I left her apartment, drove down a block or so and hid at a Dennys
>This was on a Friday, dodge her calls over the weekend and at class on Monday she gives me my laptop back,
>Her eyes are bright red
>We finish the project at the library
>After I send her my finished work she sends back the document with a note
>'What did I do wrong?'
>Never gave her an answer, never had another class with her

This is probably the one I feel the absolute worst about.

Try to an english before into b8

Good Lord.

Now that you bring this up ...
I found her a couple of years ago,
She had an account in a weird shitty website.
After I found her I coudn't decide whether to contact her or not...what to say and all that crap.
After a week I finally decide to contact her, but her profile was gone and the site was a fucking piece of shit and I could never find her again.

So...I fucked up completely on that one.

I think about her from time to time .... I wonder if she even remembers me.

NIGGA GET HELP

Just google her now NOW

(don't give her name to us, here on Sup Forums ,that's asking for trouble).

See where it lead you to.