Dumbing of age. Doa

Tonight's strip.

The 'Joyce gets Blacked' Saga continues to sputter on.

This ship would work way better without the retardation surrounding it.

>This strip would work way better without the retardation surrounding it.

No, the retardation is baked into the strip. A child left in the car on a summer's day for too long, but not long enough to kill it.

Is "buttered noodles" really a food?

it's a poor white trash thing but yes

They're a cute couple, how is Dumbis gonna reconcile giga nigga being a rampant sex addict in the future?

Yes, butter and noodles combined is a food, user. Meatballs are also a food in case you were wondering about it too.

Sure, but it's better if you throw some parmesan cheese and salt and pepper on it.

I mean it's basically mac and cheese without the cheese.

Noodles and ketchup is a poor white trash thing, noodles and butter is just bland.

He's gonna get addicted to those hips and titties.

You know, I just realized that the sole reason I stick around is the hope that Willy makes "official" porn of certain characters I want to see porked.

You'd better make some JoyceX[Character] o DinaX[Character] shit sometimes soon Willis or you'll lose yourself a reader. I know how much that dosh means to you, you pathetic panderer. There's alot of milk in Joyce and Dina's tits, yknow..

How longer until we reach the inevitable arc that brings Joyce and Walky together?

>pepper
Joyce won't sully her lips with anything spicy. Her body is a temple, you monster.

I think that's the one thing he won't revisit as it could actually piss off his readers.

>There's alot of milk in Joyce and Dina's tits, yknow..
I don't think Willis is going to pander to your specific fetishes. So hurry up and commission that shit.

Why not just make alfredo linguini

Kill suburban trash

Fuck off richfag. You make due with what you have, not with what you want.

The ultimate non-food. Why must we temper so with nature?

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>Fuck off richfag. You make due with what you have, not with what you want.
it cost like 2 bucks to make!

Look at mister big bucks over here, waving his money in our faces like it's nothing.

If Willis were honest this would lead to her freaking out at her table about this for the duration of lunch.

Looks like we'll be watching Joyce and Jacob's lunch date over the next few days.

And yes, I call it a date because quite frankly I don't see how Willis isn't leading up to some kind of romantic set-up between the two.

>there's a lot of milk in Joyce and Dina's tits
oh no. My fetish

Willis specified a while back that he's not going to be an addict in this version. He said it was part of the Shortpacked "extra-ness."

Versus all the other bs this guy forces down everyone's throat.

Not saying the other guy should get his hopes up, but a semi intelligent mixed breed manchild is probably the best Joyce is ever gonna get. Well after she's done getting dicked by every other dude on campus I suppose

It's a trick, meatballs are served on top of noodles so all Joyce has to do is push them to the side once her food arrives.

>meatballs are served on top of noodles
Not necessarily, also she doesn't like that either because she has brain problems.

Well she also did this so maybe you were right afterall

>ywn be a tall, buff Pokemon in a three-piece suit discussing religion over lunch with a sheltered Christian girl while helping her move past her childish eating habits

Is this religion related like she believes penises and vaginas should never touch before marriage?

As much as I love preview panels, they also drive me up the wall, because you can see how messy his lineart is. And even if you ignore that, you can't ignore that the fork is horribly misshapen.

I'll also bring up the point I made about Billie in the last thread: Joyce is very particular about how things have to be perfect and precise. It makes no sense for her to have a bit of hair that is not the same length as the rest of her hair. She'd either have bangs or nothing.

>there are people who don't like their foods "touching"
Explain this to me.

I'm pretty sure they're supposed to be tapered bangs. Joyce is also neurotic, not OCD.

>little did Hank and Carol know that their childish explanation of celibacy to 6 year old Joyce using a hot dog and bun as a prop would have lifelong impact

Autism. I mean literally, behavior associated with autism. Something about everything needing to be in their proper places, or something about sense of taste being different, I dunno.

I don't mind my food touching but I have to eat my food in a particular order, starting with vegetables and ending with my favorite part of the meal. If something tastes too bad on its own then maybe I'll mix them to sort of even it out.

That's the thing, he's a bad enough writer to be unpredictable. There's a 40/60 split that nothing happens, story switches and it's never mentioned again.

Food touching each other changes the taste and texture. You might get cheese on your carrots or carrot juice in your mac and cheese, which can end up being pretty gross.

But Joyce takes it to an extreme.

Pretty much everything that could be interesting is utterly abandoned.

>some kind of romantic set-up involving his enormous veiny chocolate sausage plundering her anal cavity because God doesn't care about buttsex

> autism is ENDEARING and not reason to avoid someone

>Is this religion related like she believes penises and vaginas should never touch before marriage?
Not based on any teachings but she created a religious justification for it.


(This strip, the punchline at least, has a lot of staying power with me. I never laughed out loud but I think it's alright.)

>tfw I actually prefer JoycexJoe but am slowly coming round to SarahxJoe since that greentext story a while back

We need more of best girl

>Willis will make it peter out into nothing as an insult to "misogynists who think a man and a woman can't just be friends"

Or something like that

really? meat in balls?

Joyce's autism and fear of the unknown makes me think that Jacob would be better off not being in a relationship with her.