How good would he have tasted if Charlotte had just let him be cooked?

How good would he have tasted if Charlotte had just let him be cooked?

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cooked pork is just good with beans

I actually got the result right here

Pork is good with anything user. Unless you're a Muslim. If so, blow yourself up.

Would Charlotte have enjoyed his meat?

Why would anyone name their daughter Charlotte anyway? That sounds like a prostitute name.

uhhh the human girl was named Fern

Charlotte....was the spider.


which is easily FAR worse of a name.

In more ways than one user

I know, I just hate that fucking name.

You can't spell Charlotte without HARLOT and that spider was a fucking whore

Well that's very nice to say at all.

You're lucky she's only about a quarter-inch in size.

You call THIS a harlot?

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Yes

Anything that can be killed with a shoe isn't intimidating

How big would Charlotte get if she ate Wilbur?

exactly dumbass, thats why you're lucky she's small enough to be killed by a shoe.

Fucking frostbite spiders...

he would have tasted gross like all pork.
the world must be crazy. How can anyone like such a dirty tasting animal?
It's weird too, because boar is delicious, but everyone likes pork.
I just don't get it.

would you fuck Charlotte if she was as big as one of those?

the pusspuss is finally big enough....

FOUND THE MUSLIM!

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Like 1/3 Wilbur's size. Spiders only eat the juices of their prey.

good enough for me, thats a substantial size increase from a meal given her starting size.

uh no it goes good with other farm animal meat.

Someone draw Charlotte next to Wilbur's shriveled corpse drained of all his fluids and her looking contently plump.

boar IS pork....dummy

>fat charlotte
Oh no
Not this again

posting about it only makes it more likely user.

>boar is delicious
The fuck is wrong with you? Boar taint is the foulest thing that can ever happen to delicious pork. Literally your pork smells like it's rotten and stinks up the whole house while you're cooking it.

He was a runt wasn't he? Doesn't seem like there'd be a lot of him to eat.

welll obviously they'd wait till he grows up.

>AU where Charlotte was secretly manipulating him to have him all for herself, those goddam humans have been hogging all the good shit for too long.

This thread is making me hungry. I could sure go for pic related.

get in line fugger, the spider as him first.

you want someone post "that" image, don't you?

naaah, thats one old, I want something new.

uhh what?

dont fucking deny it faggot.

About a month ago an user made a simple thread asking why Charlotte had to die and not the rat. Then someone asked what would happen if the roles were reversed.

The thread then devolved into people fantasizing about Charlotte engulfing the entire farm in her spider blubber.

Pic related: A screencap of the thread.

HA!

I made that thread. holy shit.

You're a negligent parent and you should be ashamed of how your child turned out.

>assuming I've been negligent

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What was your reaction to seeing your thread devolve into what 90% of all /trash/ threads are about?

delight and bemusement

I never saw the point of this story. Spiders are fucking insects, even a pig on death row is a million times more important that some 8-legged pest. She should be grateful that Babe allowed her to assist such a magnificent creature.

Like some pig

I take it that you have seen those insect threads that you inspired over at /trash/.

Hmm some, I just want Fat Charlotte though lol.

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>spiders
>insects

SOME PORK

It's an insult you dolt

>Babe.

it was Wilbur you fucking idiot, first you mistake arachnids for insects then you dont even get the fucking pig right.

you dense motherfucker.

>AU where Charlotte is complete fucking cunt to Wilbur from day 1 for literally no reason. She goes out of her to bring his hopes up to then switfly send them back down even lower than when they started.

>AU where Wilbur gets abducted by aliens along with the rest of Zuckerman's livestock, thus rendering Charlotte's efforts entirely meaningless

>an AU where Charlotte's Web is actually a prequel to Animal Farm. Wilber gradually eventually becomes Old Major after years of seeing his friends all come and go.

Charlotte ends up eating the humans after mesmerizing them with her writings, being viewed as divine intervention.

>Fern is there when it happens and tries to save him, but gets taken as well

>Its up to Charlotte to save them.

deleted scene, amirite?

yay...any others?

Bad End!

I live in North Carolina. Its not that rare a name