It was funny when we thought people like Clinton didn't actually still worship weird shit and do child sacrifices. Now I'm just creeped out by any mention of worshipping idols, even in jest.
Can we stop joking about following Kek now?
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Your digits don't confirm. Lets see if kek confirms mine.
HE WILLS IT
good, good.... now i am calm
Oh shit
Hopefully I'll feel those 9's.
>IN ORDER TO CHANGE THE STATUS QUO, ONE MUST BECOME THE STATUS QUO
IN ORDER TO CHANGE THE STATUS QUO, ONE MUST BECOME THE STATUS QUO
>IN ORDER TO CHANGE THE STATUS QUO, ONE MUST BECOME THE STATUS QUO
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>IN ORDER TO CHANGE THE STATUS QUO, ONE MUST BECOME THE STATUS QUO
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Their main goal wasn't to get Hillary into office. It was to provoke Sup Forums into worshipping Kek.
The god Sup Forums has adopted is the very same god Clinton and company sacrifice children to in exchange for power.
fuck off tripfag
Praise KEK!!
Praise kek.
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Kek checks
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kek willed it
shine on me great one
all hail the green frog of peace
Blasphemy
You will soon be exposed as a chomo
Witnessed
PRAISE KEK
ADMIRE THE STAR
Kek is a faggot
worshiping our Lord and saviour Jesus christ is the only way
Hallelukek
Is Kekoldry starting to become an actual religion?
fugg
bait thread turns onto confirmation
You spent so much time hiding from the government and then you created another government!
kek will be you're undoing
>worship
>not having a personal relationship
a dead jew nailed to a tree?
i dont think so
kek was never funny. it was an underage circle jerk for those who just discovered pol. kek worship is the epitome of faggotry.
Alls I'm sayin is, the Jesus bros went for Cruz and the Kek bros went for Trump. We see how that worked out.
Yes it is a religion.
When the election ends and we have nothing important to do, we should try to make the cult of kek a recognized religion by the USA goverment.
The only thing wrong is the geroglyphics. That they say its a computer and a guy.
It is actually the name of heqet, another frog god.
pepethefrogfaith.wordpress.com/
Kek is now necessary. (((They))) believe he is real.
OP, I'm sorry to be the one to inform you of this but two ancient deities have elected to battle it out in 21st century America through human avatars and we are soldiers in the arena.
praise kek
I wonder about this
and so it was foretold
and so shall it be
ITS TOO LATE TO TURN BACK
THE OLD GODS HAVE AWOKEN
Kek, save us from the Russians
agree
FUCKING PREACH THAT SHIT
aaargh mine eyes are not worthy to gaze upon the face of kek
maybe if he posted some Huma noods, thatd be great
Confirmed.
I want to fuck Huma so bad.
WOTAN WALKS
MOLOCH QUIVERS
KEK SPEAKS
THE OLD GODS SLUMBER NO MORE
Filthy kek worshiping heathens.
Christ does not approve.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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checked
I am the Lord thy God; thou shalt not have strange gods before Me.
Why would bring your blasphemous words to this board?
Have you not witnessed his chaos?
One does not choose to follow kek.
Kek will bring chaos to their order,
and digits to those who believe.
FEAR NOT BROTHERS AND SISTERS
DARKNESS APPROACHES BUT HE BRINGS LIGHT
TRUST IN HIS DIGITS
KEK BE PRAISED
BY KEK-ZURA BY KEK-ZURA BY KEK-ZURA! IT'S THE GRAND CHAMPION!
Its actually even funnier this way. I finally realized why Clinton attacked pepe so vigorously - for her, kek magic is real, competing with powers she prays to, and she thought its the root of sudden Trump rise.
Better go eat the "body" of Jesus and drink some of his "blood".
TUESDAY WILL BE BIG
OP BTFO
Hillary is finished tomorrow
i take it you're a Christian
Jaweh is such an awesome god he cant even into dubs
Kek wills it.
Threads like these are always the best. Praise Kek brothers
KEK VULT
I love you guys (no homo)
Praise Kek
MAGA
When was the last time (((God))) did anything?
Having some beaner cry in a blanket to only have a picture of some virgin he banged 2000 years ago appear on it?
TOP KEK!
No thank you.
I praise Kek now.
his digits have brought more chaos light into the world.
MAGA KEK AWAKENS
>hates beaners
>still loves tacos
It's okay gringo, we forgive you.
PRAISE THE KEK
if singles Trump will win
MADMAN
witnessed
AH FUCK
damn, the kek magic is real
I didn't expect that
I-It was a JOKE ???!
>if singles
>its literally nothing
>exactly like not buying a lotto ticket then claiming the outcome was rigged
>exactly like putting 200 buck in the pokies and saying 'if i match absolutely nothing i deserve to win"
When did a mention anything about tacos subhuman?
We all know Burgers are Kek's meal of choice it makes for a great poo.
Why are there so many awkward pictures of these two.
This whole situation reminds me of the Nazis. The overwhelming majority of Germans who supported Hitler were Christians, yet the top hierarchy of the Nazis indulged in all sorts of weird occult shit. Similarly most Trump supporters are Christians, but in places like Sup Forums we have people worshiping a cartoon frog.
Well one is a pedo and one is a lesbo lover to another.
An anti semetic frog of chaos.
Very important.
We don't control Kek, He controls us.
No, it is too late. You have sold your soul to kek already.
>tfw to intelligent to praise a literal meme
Nope, Kek is the only thing we got to battle against them with. They know of it and afraid of it.
I'm not even a Christian and I've become uncomfortable with it
Used to participate full on in kek praising threads but now I can't bring myself to do it, even as a joke
What is going on
Sometimes I forget how young the average age of/pol/ is
This kek shit reminds me pretty quick
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PRAISE KEK
Praise Kek, Praise Eris, Praise Chaos
hmmmm
not so sure about conflating kek with Eris, i'm gonna have to consult my pineal gland on this one
be back in a few months fnord
Lies and slander. Christbros have always been pro-Trump!
praise kek
praie kek
praise kek
4u
4u
4u
4u
4u
4u
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>that face when you're intelligent enough to realize that gods are memes that survive off human attention
You don't understand, friend.
Justice always wins in the end. Hillary embraced the magic of darkness, of death. God gave us what we needed. So as he did with Noah, he sent unto us frogs, and the promise that evil can never win.
Use the magic of the Inner Light, of what God gave you. It's never too late!
If my digits repeat, it is evil that Kek will surely defeat.
If tr3ps the church will convert to worship of the one true god KEK.
ebola
Kek wills it.
Let's worship both nigga.
KEK CONFIRMS
Still weirds me out that we've essentially willed a chaos god into existence. Like what happens when the election is over? Do the prophecies come true and Trump literally ascends to God-Emporer status as an avatar of Kek?
KEK VULT
>implying Trump doesn't consort with dark powers as well
He just didn't make a bunch of fucking emails about it. Believe me, he's looking a lot less shady than Hillary right now, but I still have this lingering notion that he's into some occult shit himself.
Either way I hate both candidates and I hope we either gruelingly prosper under a Trump police state, or burn in nuclear fire under Hillary. Lord knows we deserve either one.