Oy mate, I think a emu just ate me baby

>Oy mate, I think a emu just ate me baby
>Krikey mate, we should wage war against those flightless wankers
>Nah we can't u cun, remember we lost the last one
>Oh yea mate
>oy know what well do. We need to take me anger out by polluting the internet, as long as there ain't a spider using me computer again

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would you please please PLEASE consider checking your privilege before posting anything that could cause someone to get upset? We need to look after everyone's feelings not just our own in our new world. Its 2016 and these old ways should stay in the past. Thanks

hey cunts how are ur penises feeling today

Pretty good
t. just got back from your mom's house

At least Aussie shitpostig is mildly amusing in a "look at this baby try to use an iPad" kind of way.

Canadian shitposts are just absolutely abhorrent.

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WHAT DOES t. MEAN DAMMIT

Mines watching star trek at the moment. Once I get to bed I am gonna smash in on it hard.

>He doesn't know Finnish memes

Just wanked over your mum so a bit tender

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Terveisin, "regards" in Finnish

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found the ctr poster

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The best bit is when you get a blowy from her.

t. henkilöä joka luultavasti ei pitäisi olla kiinalainen portti linssi telakka konferenssi

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t. Bagong kaibigan

ok that was the last one I got

I CUM FROM A LAND DOWN UNDAH

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>tattoo

Almost a perfect slavic wife...but ruined forever

Aussies are nice people desu

She is based as fuck (she is, or at least wants to be a politician)

What about this one?

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As an american, what are my chances of going to poland and finding a 8/10 to marry and bring home with me?

I am white and only 3rd generation american, ancestor came from poland in 1920

user probably doesn't know our super secret handshake either
> t. knows the super secret handshake

>As an american, what are my chances of going to poland and finding a 8/10 to marry and bring home with me?
100%.

Even if you live on welfare you'll have more money than average bloke here and women here are gigantic golddiggers.

I have an Australian family relative and he is the nicest person I've ever met. He articulates himself like Robert Fripp and has the exact same voice and speech mannerisms which is always a good laugh.

You come, find qt and live here or else fuck off.

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Besides, if you take her to usa then she will become degenerated. You need to keep qts in catholic environment.

I fucked your mum OP, don't be mad tho it was just political discourse

Plus Poles girls abroad are fucking coalburners, ask brits about that.

Even more, it says "Vivez votre vie", "Live your life" in French, the perfect kind of stupid tatoo.

Once she will get citizenship she will dump you for a Jose from Mexico or Jamal

the motherland...is calling me home....

Feminists from us will feed her mind with muh independency and muh choice

So u betta start learning Polish, cuz it ain't easy

Oh, and btw, in Polish we say Fatherland, not Motherland

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poorland has the best redheads

Boys where should I move to out of Melbourne? Currently like 1hr out of the CBD it's pretty dandy but fuck me I want to kill myself when I go into the city. So much degeneracy, lots of hipster cunts and literally posters put up by students about socialism and 'LET'S TAKE ALL THE REFUGEES' greenie cunts.

I'm thinking of moving just outside Melbourne to the mountains or something, but am open to other states. Thinking maybe SA cos it's tied with VIC for best gun laws.

T-thanks, Hans. I head germans love gambling, cuz you never know what is under the burqa

I must be the only Aussie who loses his shit at Emu memes

I fucking love Poland

Thanks. In return I can say, welp, I love France from 1960. There is even a short reportage from Guardian about this girl, she is in the most far-right political group there is in Poland (leftists want to ban it)

youtube.com/watch?v=Ia5YkZfz-_4

This is the most amount of (you)'s I've ever gotten and it's all just finns pretending I should know their non-joke.

next time type in google "x Sup Forums meaning".
YW

It felt good until my rabbi got spooked from my wife's son walking in, and bit down on me.

It's oi not oy, we aren't kikes

t.plebbitor

>Ask what t. means
>This is the most amount of (you)'s I've ever gotten and it's all just finns pretending I should know their non-joke.

>Australia

Keep posting, it's all going in the folder

here, accept this webm from me

what the fuck am i watching

I dunno, but look at the smile on his face.

Some guy's penis being sawed off in order to fulfill his fantasy that he is somehow now a woman
It's a bit degenerate tbqh famalamadingdong

What the fuck is this?

a real human bean

What is funnier, this guy is Australian

Fellow CTR friend.

knowyourmeme.com/forums/meme-research/topics/33368-t

Know your meme is a good website.

It will be easier to correct the lies on the internet if we can use their slang.

this one is pretty neat too
bbc.com/news/world-australia-37856182