All I could think while watching this is how bettee NuWars would've been if they cast Alicia Vikander instead Daisy

All I could think while watching this is how bettee NuWars would've been if they cast Alicia Vikander instead Daisy

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Excuse me, what?

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I'm suprisingly ok with this

she looks fucking obnoxious in the poster

why are they both so cute?

Someone with skills do the Photoshop, we need to see if it works

>Tomb Raider without tits
>fails miserably
big surprise

>both
Daisy Ridley is fucking horrendous

Alicia a CUTE! A CUTE! :3

when did this cringe shit start?

>falls flat

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>muh tits
the future is flat, deal with it

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oh you've done it now lad. she is adorable. so is alicia.

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daisy is, alicia isn't

I guess it's funny because the reverse is closer to what happened, Daisy was first choice for Lara over Alicia

youve got that backwards

>alicia isn't cu...

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would have been fapkino

I hate that instagram look so, still not

>hey user, did you like my movie. you're not like those meanies on the internet?

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has she come out the with the me too? Her talents are exactly the type that needs a good deal of weinsteining to even be considered for a shit role

y-yes... can you be my.. um... gf...?

she looks like a 70 year old indian in that photo

All I could think of is why the fuck they would cast a Swedish actress in that role

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>she's taken.

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based fass

why would he pick a pajeet?

can't even be mad fass is handsome af

She's not a pajeet, she's half gypsy.

He doesn't date white women

Seriously

look at this photo and tell me she's not a pajeet

>friends say I look Michael Fassbender
>have no idea who that is
>look him up
>oh shit our faces look similar
>find out hes actually a great actor too
>other people agree
>feels good man

>excuse me, what is a pajeet? why do you keep calling me that?

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lucky you

she looks like a muslim grandmother

i'll tell you if you let me hold your hand...

I don't remember where I read it but one of her grandparents was a gyppo, that's all I know

>that's rude user. i'm not a muslim either.

>sorry user, that's a little weird.

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she's 29, why does she have the wrinkles of a 60 year old

Fassbender has /OurGuy/ level preferences

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alicia pls ;-;
at least let me massage your f-feet
its not sexual i promise!

Can you blame the guy for fucking everything that walks?

Jesus Christ she's ugly

you are incorrect.

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I dont know why would this ever be the case since Alicia can act circles around Daisy and is also way cuter.

youtube.com/watch?v=F6U0m6ruclc
youtube.com/watch?v=9uWyHEG6Q5o
take the tranpill

user. stop. just let a girl be cute and stop calling them trannies.

>based on a game which copied Uncharted's gameplay
>the movie can't use supernatural elements or else it won't be released in China so the movie rips off Uncharted's story

Pottery

>Asymmetrical face
>Teeth implants
>No breasts
>No womb
>Forehead as tall as her lip to eye gap
>Boy hair
>Protruding ear on bad side
>Covered in a reflective coating despite being in a low light scene
>Americanos consider this cute

I cant tell you that your opinion is wrong but I can tell you why most people dont agree with your conclusions.

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This was really the best picture you had to convince people she's not ugly?

she cute. deal with it.

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i'm british. exaggerating imperfections doesn't make the whole person ugly. yes i find her cute.

She's cute in a punchable face kinda way.

meanie

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>cute

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aye

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Damn, how many has Fassbender COLONIZED?

That's fine, but at least post pictures like that
Why would you promote something you support in an unflattering way?

>i'm british. exaggerating imperfections doesn't make the whole person ugly. yes i find her cute.
>exaggerating imperfections
>i'm british

No, no and if you were you certainly arent anymore. and furthermore there was no exaggeration these are things you see at first glance whether you register it or not is down to your eyesight.

Nothing more.

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tomb raider is 11 years older than the first uncharted ya faggot

she always cute to me.

aye, i am british. gotta support our lasses. yes you are exaggerating.

not nice user

>aye
Aye
>I am british.
I am British, you are sub human.
>Lasses
Lassies

Im done with you, your waifu is a shit.

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lasses is correct you dolt. Daisy is certainly not shit, mister. good day.

Someone post her playing a naked corpse on some procedural CSI show or whatever
No idea how she moved beyond that type of role - what producer would want a blowjob from those teeth?

What’s the female version of nu-male?

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is it legal to be this cute?

It was adapting the 2013 reboot, which based it's gameplay on Uncharted you fucking retard.

The best kept secret from Great Britain !!!

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>perfect girls don't exi-

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This guy has got it
This guy is a fucking retard who just made a cunt of himself

that flat chested-ness is almost impressive

the future is a man?

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I liked vikander in ex-machina. If you know what i mean

Does she get yellowed in the film and how much

Deal maker for me

>fucking lenny kravitz daughter
hehehehhehe nice

She wasn't my idea of Lara (nothing to do with her body, I just thought the character was not really 'Croftian' in the movie. She was like a quipping superhero from marvel, but with a british accent. Nothing lady-like about her. She lacked that small posh attitude. She was very americanized. Even a little shav in places)
But yeah, just imagining her as Rey and the movies get better in my mind.

that was cgi
no, really, the nudity of Vik was cgi

>those teeth
Yikes

I had a suspicion that was the case. That's gay as hell now.

She doesnt. Actually no romance sub plot.
The movie was a nice flick

Kevin Feige?
is that you?

the movie sucks in every way

Alicia is ugly af and somewhat manly indeed, but this dude is an obnoxious mouthbreather