Friendly reminder that Alex Dempsey WILL draw Rosianna Rabbit if you have obsessive commission fetishes like women cutting down forests.
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Friendly reminder that Alex Dempsey WILL draw Rosianna Rabbit if you have obsessive commission fetishes like women...
Do you think he'd draw Harry Hare with a really tiny penis? You know, for laughs haha
holy shit don't tell me that disgusting waste of sperm from funnyjunk actually wasted money on this
they are a sophisticated patron of the arts user
also post what nonsense they did on FJ
>tfw never really know what I'd ever commission an artist for because none of my fetishes are that strong and I'd rather just discover new content than pay for more of the same
>tfw I don't really have the money for it anyway
>tfw instead of asking other artists for stuff I should better my art by drawing porn, even though that'll just guarantee that I'll never fap to it.
Where's the Wonder Bread?
>that DA page
I thought I've seen everything.
yeah, what's up with that appearing in half the commissions
constant avatarposting got them banned several times, faggot has made new account after new account from "avatarsami" to "satoasami" to god knows what's his current account
only person i know with such an autistic fetish
he's genuinely fucked up in the head and whined endlessly after being fired from his job for shittalking co-workers or some shit like that
when i say he's a waste of sperm i mean it
Jesus Christ, this guy again.
>fetish for women cutting down trees
How the fuck do you even acquire such a fetish?
massive ammount of autism
If I had to guess it's an improperly expressed fetish for castration/penectomy.
The world may never know.
>fetishes like women cutting down forests.
That's... not a real thing.
Funny I can't get it up unless some dapper looking bird dude plants a tree.
It's so autistic that it makes the more fucked up fetishes seem less weird only because at least you can understand where they come from a psychological viewpoint.
I thought op may have been exaggerating, since the picture seemed pretty innocent. He has a ton of these pictures though. I didn't know there could be a fetish for something so nonsexual.
Help me anons.
My mind is having a hard time comprehending all this.
Faggot spams them on a site called funnyjunk and everyone fucking hates him.
It's actually a whole thing. I saw a thread on /o/ once about women driving huge SUVs like Hummer H2s or whatever and there were little blurbs on the bottoms of the pictures about how happy they were to be polluting. It's...fucking bizarre.
But is it as bad as Astrid Hoff-whatshername from HTTYD getting abused and fucked by pigs?
Does anyone have the screencap of the Sup Forums guys who were attracted to tiles and the state of Ohio?
>that's pic
is pretty good, Artist?
lol this guy will see tree death firsthand soon
How do these people get all their money for these commissions? I swear I've seen at least a hundred of these in the past month.
if he ends up killing himself with fumes it'll honestly brighten my day a little
The fire stopped forever ago due to a sudden rainstorm
I honestly don't know. I found it on a ztg thread on /trash/.
...
>tfw Alex is actually Hexxus
Tile guy may have been autistic, but 1. I'm pretty sure he was overexaggerating a lot of it and just derived pleasure from the patterns and feeling of cleanliness (similar to how therapeutic pimple popping videos can be) and 2. he hasn't spammed them everywhere annoying everyone.
I almost feel like commissioning this guy, but would probably be something more revolving around elf genocide and/or Factorio gameplay rather than just hot girls cutting down a forest
By the way
Factorio and Tropico do not get me hard at all. And no neither does the Deforestation mechanic in Breathe of the Wild.
Thank you user for sharing this. I don't think I have laughed that hard in my life.
>and whined endlessly after being fired from his job
ED article, KF page, both or neither because now I need more info
>The world may never know.
it's approximately 250 licks, I counted it so you don't have to
>gay
>fucking fag
how much of Korra did this person actually watch
Why not just commission girls kicking guys in the balls like normal people?
This is almost tiles tier
>girls kicking guys in the balls like normal people
you aren't fooling anyone K-Box
there was an imgur archive posted somewhere on fj
i ain't gonna dig all this shit up but you might have some luck if you search murrlogic on the site
or go to theit /autism/ board and ask for it, someone oughta have it
oh wow
> a fetish even >shadman didn't want to touch
Truly these are the end times.
I lost the Ohio guy pic and it took me 2 years before randomly running into it again, so now I keep it handy at all times.
Spreading his legacy is my job.
this is gold
yeah, that's the thing about murrlogic.
not only he's an autistic piece of shit he's legit a piece of shit as a person too.
His mom was a lumberjack and he's not okay.
meant for ->also you'll dig up worse shit
Would he draw that rabbit with the big tits getting fucked by her wolf husband if I paid him?
murr doesn't draw, period
he posts commissions of his to his dA
I mean the Rosalina guy
You'd need to ask him on twitter at @owlhaus
That guy is up his own ass, which is why he loves shit so much, but at least he gets sex and nudity. This stuff is just the same few bizarrely specific scenarios repeated over and over.
Benis is on the chainsaw.
Even with a minimum wage job, if you don't have to worry about rent or food or car or phone or internet or whatever (i.e. you live with your parents,) you can save a ton of it fast. And even high profile artists aren't going to charge more than a couple hundred for a pic, let alone the thousands who take what they can get.
Let alone if your parents or the government just give you free money. That's how Chris-chan affords all his shit despite working maybe a month of his life.
>This stuff is just the same few bizarrely specific scenarios repeated over and over
4archive.org
oh christ he's behind that twisted korrasami shit the not-pennyarcade artist did
I swear to god the guy just was turned on by captain planet villains and is now into pollution/deforestation as a fetish.
My sides have ascended, holy shit.
What, paraphilia? We're social creatures, our sexuality is as much social conditioning as it is internal drives and chemical stimulus response, and our minds are so malleable that it is in fact possible for someone to end up in a place where they get rock-fucking hard in response to the idea of a bitchy girl cutting down an entire forest.
Fuck's sake, there's a woman, an Olympian archer, who married the Eiffel Tower in 2008. She was banned from visiting it after some tabloid reported on it and the Tower staff freaked out on her and she experienced genuine heartbreak as a result, and is now in a relationship (that's how she characterizes it) with the crane she operates for her job in Germany.
If you have ever began a sentence with the words "There's nobody in the world who masturbates to" then your sentence is already wrong.
>Shad was relatively polite about that
>Shad thinks that deforrestation is hands down worse than anything he's ever drawn
>"I only draw fetishes that can actually arouse people, and if your fetish involves having a flaccid dick with a dry orgasm, then no. Your idea is shit.
Holy kek
I don't know why everyone hates Shadman so much, seems like a pretty cool dude