CHINAS MONKEY KING PREDICTS TRUMP WINNING

[William Lewis]

>DONALD J Trump WILL be the next President of the United States, according to a decree by China’s ‘Monkey King’.

>Also known as Geda, the mystic monkey shot to fame for correctly tipping Portugal to win the Euro 2016 football championship last summer.

>This time, when poised to choose between Trump and Hillary Clinton, the simian seer darted toward a cut-out of the Republican candidate.

>Wearing a yellow shirt with his royal title proudly scrawled on the front, Geda took a “deliberate thought” before plumping for The Donald over Democrat Mrs Clinton.

>And he couldn’t wait to congratulate Trump on his inevitable victory — sealing his approval with a kiss on the cardboard candidate’s lips.

thesun.co.uk/news/2118303/donald-trump-us-election-2016-china-monkey-king/

[Liam Phillips]

HAIL TO THE KING

[Logan Mitchell]

holy shit

[Julian Howard]

HAIL THE MONKEY KING!
HAIL EMPEROR TRUMP!

[Dylan Reyes]

Local african man picks the next president of the united states

[Eli Lee]

Reminder it's year of the Fire Monkey

[Cooper Thompson]

>CHINAS MONKEY KING
kek'd

[Hudson Long]

something something Obama joke something

[Alexander Nelson]

Figures it would take a monkey to pick Trump over Hillary.

[Levi Cox]

Hey! We have a monkey king too!

[Charles Martinez]

lmao

[Jonathan Ramirez]

HONORARY.

[Andrew Morgan]

All it shows is even a monkey can work out Trump is the superior choice

[Logan Russell]

thas racis

[Christopher James]

A damn monkey can see hillary is dogshit but liberals still refuse to look at evidence and defend her

Really fires up the neurons

[Austin Cooper]

...

[Nicholas Hill]

THEY HAVE BOTH DECIDED

PRESIDENT TRUMP

[Logan Johnson]

DIGITS

[Anthony Ward]

...

[Luis Morris]

Fucking kek.

[Benjamin Thomas]

BREAKING: OBAMA ENDORSES TRUMP

[Hudson Morales]

sometimes i think i died at the start of 2015 and all of this is just a coma induced thing

[Jason Reyes]

Well I laughed

[Oliver Hughes]

KEK

[Andrew Johnson]

>dead
>coma
W-what?

[Gabriel Mitchell]

OOO OOO EEE EEE

[Jace Taylor]

glorp is coming for your toes and brains, peon, oh what wrath have you induced upon us and our sisters?

[Jordan Long]

and CTR thought they had the black vote sealed

[Nicholas Hill]

I legit thought this was about Obama switching sides.

[Ian Young]

>that image

I'm in fucking tears.

[James Rodriguez]

HOLY MONKEY KEK!

WITNESSED

[Brandon Taylor]

My numbers predict a Trump victory.

[Thomas Davis]

Not so fast chinkey.

[Nathan James]

I'd rather trust the monkey kang

[Brayden Thompson]

>mexican warlocks

[John Ramirez]

kek

[Jason King]

Damn. Foiled again by another Mexican intellectual.

[Alexander Peterson]

Meanwhile our monkey king lacks the common sense to realize he's supporting a criminal.

[Kevin Wood]

AI and a Monkey for Trump

You can't make this shit up. Trump will your last bastion of hope USA. Don't fuck it up.

[Jeremiah Diaz]

I think this user from yesterday was on to something