Dad, this is my boyfriend

>Dad, this is my boyfriend
What do you do?

Shoot both in the face and then myself for being such a shitty parent.

>Do not come home again, ever. Consider yourself disowned. Goodbye

Shoot them both in the face with birdshot then chop my own head off

Yolo I hope you are happy.

Disown him of course.

post on arr nine kay

Don't give a fuck unless they are otherwise degenerates(besides buttfucking each other).

>dual income
>both men, so somewhat sensible
>both men, so probably pretty high household income
>won't knock up any sluts
>won't be tormented by having to deal with women all the time
>if they divorce it will be fair instead of the man getting skullfucked by the woman in divorce court

there is literally no loss here

Time flies when you're a faggot.

Proceed to fuck his boyfriend's boipucci in front of him as punishment for being such a colossal queer.

I say "That's nice by the way since we're all sharing today I'm a pedophile." and then after a moment's pause I say "Just fucking with you but now you know how I feel right now."

Then I just walk away.

And praise kek of course, blessed be his name, kek forgive my sins.

"Get the fuck out of my house"

homo is nice when its young love, look ]s atrocious once they become burly

Glad you picked a white one.

Wonder how my son is older than me

"I'm glad you listened to me about never dating niggers. Thank you for not race mixing, son."

ITT: kidless kids

Ow the edge

Son, I think your boyfriend is gay

His fashion sense is shit. Dump him.

are you a top or bottom?

cool, you up for an incestuous three way? maybe a circle jerk with the guys from the gym?

this

>implying I will have children
laffin @ u OP

he already knew you were a pedo
that's why hes a faggot

I have failed you son, for that I am very sorry. Even though I don't agree with your choice, your mother and I will always love you.

>first post is "kill everyone"
>you decide to call the epic eternal roast edgy instead
U wot, m8?

Frustration

We would all prefer our sons being Chad thundercock, but if he turns out to be gay, I wouldn't mind

...

wow
this is spot on

do a 360 and walk away

First post was standard for Sup Forums
The leaf's post was edgy fedora tier.

Kill it and have a new son.

Nice son

At least you're not a tranny son.

noice

kek

Ask them if the guy on the left is the bottom. If he is, nod thoughtfully as you look him up and down.

Fine, I've got daughters

What is worse:
A faggot son that will never carry on your white lineage or a coal burning whore of a daughter?

I would say the coal burning whore is worse.

I'd rather him be a fucking tranny than a fag to be honest.

You are literally a step bellow cuck

>white
>they both seem relatively masculine
Could have been worse.
I still expect grandkids- real grandkids with my blood.

Congratulate him... then fuck his boyfriend when my son is asleep.

You're the cuck buddy. He's anticuck

Took you 24 years to admit it.
Truly a sackless shit you've managed to find there, new lad.

>fag son
>you might have to deal with Chinese adopted grandkids
>coal burning daughter
>her unwed boyfriend murders your daughter and your wife in a chimpout, your niglet grandkids steal your medicine and commit voter fraud with your ballot after you die from neglect

This to be honest.

Accept he is gay, red pill him, and support him till my dying breath to make him a great crusader of my people. Or disown him and make him a shitty person which carries a greater negative impact to society than if he was a loved human

Kek doesn't bless the pagans. Die you faggot blasphemer

most realisitic answer here burger san

Get them so blow me.

>You are literally a step bellow cuck
Why? Because I care more about the economic wellbeing of my family and country over MUH BIBLE

You are the cuck

thank you friend

Tell him that I don't approve. But he'll still be my kid.

Oh, and let him know that if he ever votes Demoncrap or Rhino, I'll disown the little bastard. Better queer than being a leftard.

I dont care since I too, am a faggot.

that would be a hard rock to swallow, but it would be fine unless he's a faggot faggot

Lel

Disown him.

Take them both out for dinner and be proud I raised a well adjusted gay son who isn't a tranny or a purple haired SJW.

Drop subtle hints about the value of marriage and family in the conversation.

Oh, cool, son. Are you 18? You should move in together, because you can no longer live here. You have one week from today! Love ya, kiddo!

I didn't raise no son of mine to wear bow ties. Die!!!!!!!!!!

You wear them for black tie you twat

At least he is not black

Smile and write him off the will.

Boyfriend? Look son, you can't just say someone is a boy.

>What do you do?
rape both of them, stupid, disgusting faggots

If my son is the one on the right I'd be a bit upset, he could do better. The lad on the left seems a bit dodgy.

Hola gringo i'm here to pick up your son

rape them, that will teach them to be gay