The Absorbing Man Had A Hard Life

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this may be the worst art ever

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Remember when he raped a woman, and then killed her in front of their bastard son when he tried to rape her again.

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Nope, because Marvel is pretending that didn't happen
marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Jerry_Sledge_(Earth-616)

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Fuck Inhumans and fuck cuck bolt

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>616
well that would explain that then.

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Alright that's kinda cute.

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ose colored goggles there, bb.

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>inb4 lockjaw saves him but leaves Creel

That's it folks.

This was; Crusher Creel - This Is Your Life.

Yet another reason to hate the inhumans.

CALLED IT

Black Bolt, the multiverse's mightiest cuckold.

Its like they try to make everyone hate the Inhumans on purpose.

Wasn't Blackbolt originally not a dog, just a dude who looked like a dog?

Did he go insane from years of being treated like a dog?

Damn, that's downright cold blooded.

Blackbolt goes back for them.

*lockjaw

You are confusing Black Bolt with Lockjaw. And while Byrne retconned Lockjaw a normal Inhuman turned into a dog, PAD retconned the retcon into being an elaborately cruel joke they played on Thing and Quicksilver. So Lockjaw is once more a dog and not a human turned into a dog

the whole thing shows how little people cared about the inhumans in the 90s

so they pretended Lockjaw was a person as a joke, just to fuck with people in a "oh my god why are you so racist?" kind of way?

That's... hilarious

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He came back almost immediately.

This is the new lockjaw origin post-post-retcon.

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>destroying a hologram
wew lad, you sure showed them

Oh thank you Inhumans for Civil War II

when you nut but she still suckin

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Who wrote THAT story?

well its better than the weird wishy washy background before that he was some sorta human who transformed into lockjaw when exposed to the inhuman's mutant-fart-gas-thing
That was always disturbing that they just accepted that this one time the mutagen gas turned a normal human into something sub-sapient

Jonathan Hickman in Secret Warriors

there's another Inhuman who's just a guy turned into a massive door and no one mentions it

I'm quite enjoying the current Black Bolt comic. Too bad the TV series has been such a colossal failure.

The mists once turned a dude into a pair of sentient boots, just unable to communicate. Medusa never told anyone and just threw them in her closet. She still wears him sometimes.

sauce?

Google it, his name is Blackbolt

KEK

When will his suffering end?

Sigh
(You)

this gave me a boner

Wait, is he an Inhuman now?

Are you fucking dense, mate?

Yeah, I'm pretty solid. I'm not spilling out of my chair at least. Why?

The storytime in this very thread details his life and that he very clearly isn't an inhuman.

>reading comics
>not just jumping to conclusions based on a first glance
>year of our Lord 2017

I injured my back and have too much time off work. I have no good excuse not to read them now

>Unable to communicate
goddamnit why didn't I realized

Is that Black Bolt

Didn't he go rogue when the NuHumans first started popping up becuase he felt that people who could live as normal humans should be spared his terrible fate?

Good one. When will Marvel kill that fucking hair bitch?

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Wow that's realy racist and problematic, maybe he'd be better of with those disgusting muties that can't even take a little genocide coming their way.

You cheeky motherfucker, I like you

That's not how this meme works.

>avatar.jpg

>even Creel knows that Johnny being with Medusa is bullshit
Really makes you think...

This shit is romantic as fuck but Medusa is a worthless bitch. I just wish real niggas were writing the inhumans. Upon finding out about this Gorgon shit he'd be done with her completely.

They actually came back for crusher. I could post the other issues if you guys want

That was dope. He left just long enough to recover his strength then he came back for everyone.

Hell yeah

Ill continue from where this user left off

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See, He came back yall got mad for no reason

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I'd hate to see what would happen if someone killed Lockjaw

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have you ever read The Boys?

Nope


also end of issue

Next issue

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Its always the old people

Welp

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These colors man

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