Kneel

>Kneel.

>Kneel before your Queen.

Well user, what would you do?

Genuflect

Kneel. And hope she steps on my dick. Or gives me a hard spanking.

Well, that depends on what this old man would do.

>*unzips dick*

YOU CANNOT FOOL ME TWICE, AKU!

*urge to collect gems intensifies*

I didn't vote for her

well you don't vote for queens.

I mean no disrespect, fair lady, but I cannot. My people struck down their royalty long ago, and to bow to any king or queen would be a betrayal of the sacrifices of my ancestors.

I can kiss your ring, my lady. I can give you my sword, should you ask for it. But on my honor, I cannot kneel.

>at no matter what cost Royalty must keep it in the family to continue the blood line
Jesus Marvel

Me on the right

MANKIND SHALL NEVER FALL UNDER THE YOKE OF A FILTHY XENO!

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My balls on the left

I'll gladly kneel behind her if you know what I mean.

>Kneel.

>Kneel before your Queen.

>Im not a queen or a monster.

Logic. Anoter MCU trash incoming :D

lady if you put me down there I cant be held responsible what happens.

Pretty much what Thor did, if I were him. Most likely she isn't a kind and benevolent ruler, so all you are doing is making your execution easy on her.

I'll whip it out and start jacking it right there. Even if I die, I'll be the only nigga who died defying a goddess via violent masturbation.

Anyone have those Thor spoilers?

Thank god they changed it

But trash can be fun! And isn't that important too?

So anyone else disappointed by the treatment of Surtur in this movie?

I wish they would pick an actress more attractive than this old hag.

I thought kneeling was an act of resistance? I'll comply by running feel speed at her and screaming. That's not threatening right?

That goes against Marvel's narrative, user.

Also, Thor would be fucking his step-niece if he did it with Hela.

Fucking yes. Waste of a goddamn run, and waste of a major villain.

Right? You would think Ragnarok would mean a giant fire demon foretold to burn everything with his sword and not a throwaway villain Thor asks for help in stopping Hela

It looked terrible on screen, literally the worse green screen in the whole movie, it was wonder woman level

>I want a son.
How convenient, I want a mommy!

>Surtur
>Not the final boss
>Goddamn Hela is the main threat.

Fuck the MCU. It's not rocket science, fuck.

But Green Lantern I have no legs.

Is there something more submissive than a kneel?

Because that's what I would do.

>when everyone thought Tit Dennings was gonna be Hela in the first Thor movie

Presenting your bussy.

Does Sup Forums like evil ladies with horns?

Good, she has a shit face.
Pic related would be good.

She needs the mask first

Now we're talking, user.
I would have gone with either Gemma, Kate Beckinsale or Eva Green.

Actually Thor fights both Hela and Surtur at the end and shits on both of them.

Sup Forums is sluts for anything.

I kneel before one queen only

After Surtur spanks the hulk
>dat scream when his legs get snapped

I want to be Hela's pet

"Oh, is Karnilla around?"

you can't base characters off Frank Cho art because he draws every single woman like that

Who's son is a bigger perv, Cate Blanchett's or Live Schreiber's?

yesssssss

>not this shit again

Is this the famous Antelope Woman?

>people talking about the movie as if they've seen it
I'm out of the loop her was there a leak?

No kidding. Every time a thread like this appears I hope that it's bait. The character will be a letdown and this is the worst Cate has ever looked. It looks stupid.

Oh fuck that would have been so much better.

She has a face?

Take off your horned headdress shit, then I'll kneel.

sides gone

shit face was for Dennings

But she already sold out to Roblox™. I don't bow down to San Franfaggots

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"Aren't you the queen of the dead? I'll see you in due time."

America is the only place in the world?

yeah basically. blame google for not showing any other release date for the visible results.

I want to say "god save the queen" but then i remember there is no god

there´s an arm in there that confuses me

I would kneel.

To go down on her.

Show some respect

>dance off bro
>you and me

Is Thor ever going to physically hit her? I hope not, that would be such misogynistic bullshit.

She hasn't shaved in centuries.

Down on one knee

OH LORDY imagine the smell

His arms are crossed, her's are around him

>not raising a generation of sex slaves from birth
What are you, a liberal?

Hela doesn’t look like she gives no shits about personal grooming. Some level of trimming of public and ass hair is to be expected, it’s just comfortable.

LONG AGO

Last time I kneeled before her, my tongue got stuck. If you know what I mean.

M-mommy!

Behold All-Black the Necrostrapon.

>those exposed clavicles

muh dick

>Hela will never make you her personal sex slave
WHY bother living?

Yes we've all read Oglaf

that shit looks so dumb wtf were they thinking i will never understand why would anyone willingly OK something so dastardly ugly

I don't do Magic-Sluts.

I kneel before my queen. Honestly OP what was the point of this thread?

Liev Schreiber is clearly fucking his son.

He's going to grow up to be a slut.

Liev Schreiber lives Sup Forums's dream

>Surtur doesn't fight all of them at once
>Nerfing him for Thor

Oh boy, it's the Destroyer 2.0.

Nothing. I'm in the UK and just saw the movie. It's a weak 7/10 and she's a boring villain who could've been done better with time they wasted on bad-decent jokes. She's not even that threatening.

Face to the floor, neck exposed.

FOR THE EMPERADOR.

Nice Hexadecimal cosplay... although you do know she's red right?

Well who made her queen then, huh?

Usually a king.

The feminine void is utterly unable of achieving nobility, and can only ape it when hoisted by the shining pillar of masculinity.

Kissing footsies, preferably toes.

>GAYS, INTO THE ABYSS

As of JiM, isn't it more cucking his brother?

Cast dragon eye
Cast dragon eye
Cast rakunda
Cast megidolaon
Cast dragon eye
Cast megidolaon
Cast megidolaon
Cast dragon eye
Cast rakunda
Cast rakunda
Cast dragon eye
Cast megidolaon
Cast megidolaon
Cast dragon eye
Cast dragon eye

I want to lick her puss puss

Stop reminding me that I can't get Nocturne on my shitdick PS4.