/Garfield/

Tuesday, October 24

awoo!

this is a perfect garfield minus garfield

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I got laid off two weeks ago and haven't shaved since.

I think Jim Davis is spying on me. Help.

LOL

I feel like I've read an Assigned Male exactly like this.

you should consider WHY you hurt yourself user. maybe get help.

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how deep does Garfield's degeneracy go, Sup Forums?

stop harassing jim davis

can't make any fucking jokes on this planet

then you shouldn't have drawn Jon Arbuckle slurping down dog cum, Jim.

>says it's a protien drink to help dogs have better litters of puppies
>we're supposed to believe that odie, a male dog, was supposed to drink that

It really is better that way.
Just Jon being Jon.

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>confused
Clearly you don't know my boner.

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what cat says rearrr? might as well just make him scream YEET

Ha!
Confusion only makes it harder.

I assume it's meant to be the stock cat scream.

The majority of semen is composed of protein, effectively making it a "protein drink" that would certainly help produce a litter of puppies. Jim knew what he was doing

He's after his ass, obviously

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begone furry

Okay, but I don't get it.
"Rearrrr" is pretty close to the sound my cat makes when she's pissed.

>Jon's face in the middle panel
Does that face seem off to anybody else? I feel like I've seen that face in the comic before but it looks different here.

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> no one has posted this yet

> no one has posted this yet

> no one has posted this yet

saved

Yes

lol, now i need the YEEET EDIT

YEET

Attention. Pay it.

YEET

I just reacted before i read forward

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>YEET!

Stop. Just stop. Please.

the ghost writer was a feminist

also this was kinda neat

Congrats, you actually picked a strip that proves Garfield Without Garfield is bullshit and only works some of the time.

I think it proves they aren't always depressing

I think it's Jon's nostrils.

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pook

>that fucking long ass video about this strip
pure genius.

I remember that when I was a kid i'd always watch Garfield on The Town, apparently a year after it came out they adapted it into strips. So story time, I guess

pick one

bra strap girl at the bottom

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Gotta go with the redhead

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what the fuck? how'd the door go through him?

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the line was not breaking your own neck

YEET

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YEET

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cold

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YEET

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Did anyone save the jay z story of Heathcliff parody pasta?

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Why would you want to stop Garfield Minus Garfield? It's one of my favorite things to do with the strips.
He can deny it all he wants, we know the truth.

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damn it i wish there were more cute scenes like this

>choker

Ness?

Yeah, she's pornographic

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Does Garfield's kitten chowder taste like marinara sauce?

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Garfield can be a real bastard

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