Every president to ever exist up until now, dead or alive is thrown into the same room

Every president to ever exist up until now, dead or alive is thrown into the same room.
What is the first two things your favorite president says?

BIG LEAGUE, FOLKS.

You have to go back

>HOL UP

"At least there are no Injun presidents... thank god." -Andrew Jackson

WE LOVE OUR AFRICANS, DON'T WE FOLKS

>what the fuck is this?

"I've made a huge mistake."
-Abraham Lincoln, upon seeing Barack Obama

Uncomfortable silence in teh room as everyone looking at Obama.

Trump: "Well, let me explain"

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If only you knew how bad things really were.

Funnily enough, the first 13th amendment would have saved America because King Nigger couldn't have become a constitutional law professor.

"Let's string this nigger up" - Donald J. Trump

Latin's America independance was a mistake
-T.Roosevelt

Woowwowooowoowoow

Ogyhaoaoahagga booaggagag

Who let the gorilla in?

Fuck banks.
Fuck indians.

Lock her up!

Best president.

I love it

"Whose slave is this with the Arabic name?"

What the fuck did I tell you? No parties you idiots. - Washington

He says nothing

Ich bin ein Berliner

Kek

FUCK

"We are going to make America great again, it is fantastic folks"

That or "TURN DOWN THE TAX RATE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS REEEEEE"