I'VE GOT YOU DAHNALD

DAHNALD I HEARD THEY TRIED TO TAKE YOU OUT

DON'T WORRY DAHNALD, THEY'LL HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME AND MY SKELEGATES FIRST

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Cruz wants Trumps blood on his hands only.

Don't worry Dahnald. I speccd him with a DDS and sent him packing to Lumbridge.

Skelegates are absolute shit at stopping bullets though

>CLEAR THE LAUNCHPAD DAHNALD
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Do not worry dahnald. I have already infiltrated hillarys campaign. She trusts me now. I am going to delegate her in the back of the head for sending that assassin against you.

I'm in the system Dahnald, I see their plans

yare yare delegatze

>skelegates

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The stand ted should have the rat face

Delegato..

Mr Trumpbato..

You brought this on yourself hillaru, prepare to die

Sorry I wasn't there to protect you, Dahnald. Next time, those godless liberals will be dragged back into the cornfields of Iowa where they will see true conservatism...

these threads always cheer me up when im having a bad day

My dahnald folder is getting larger than my DJT folder, wtf i hate memes now

DAHNALD, GET BEHIND US

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I WAS JUST MESSING AROUND DAHNALD

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>NOBODY GETS TO KILL YOU BUT ME
>LOOKS LIKE WE CAN TEAM UP FOR NOW

youtube.com/watch?v=bBmEc8yAv9Q

I have the webm but its like 300kbs to large.
Also 10,000 years of darkness

That honestly sounds like a badass videogame.
>Vidya where Trump is the main villain
>You have to go through Jeb!, Rubio, Christy, Kasaich, and Ted with his Skelegates
>Vidya Twist: Donald was the good guy all along.
>Hillary was the real main villain
>Second Act of vidya: Hillary, Clinton Foundation, and middle eastern donors are the main villains
>You must defeat the with compatriots inluding Don himself.
>Another Vidya Twist: Soros is the REAL MAIN VILLAIN the whole time.

Fuck lad that actually made me slightly misty eyed

See
Final boss Ted fights is Bill Clinton. After that, it's all up to Trump

The only person who's going to kill you is me, Dahnald

Does anyone have the Ted cruz gif where he's facing off against Hillary and does a secret technique?

Hi. I'm Ted Cruz, and I do not appreciate you stealing my delegates, also when I sent my people to take your delegates for taking my delegates, you took more of my delegates. Not cool! Not cool. You have no idea how not cool that shit is but I think you’re going to be up to speed shortly.

You are so going to regret crossing me in a few minutes. Yes you are.
You see Donald, whatever you do, no matter what, you don’t mess with the new world order and the new world order is this. Even if you’re stupid, which you very well may be, you can understand it. You ready? Here goes, pay attention.

Give me your delegates or I will kill you. Today was Delegate Day. We invested a lot and you know who I am and what I can do. You work for me now. You have shit, you give it to me, That’s your job. Now I know that is a mighty big, nasty pill to swallow but swallow it you most certainly will.

You ruled the roost. You built something. You thought you were safe. I get it. But, the word is out, you are not safe. Not even close. In fact you are pegged more pegged if you don’t do what I want and what I want is your delegates, and if that is too much you can fight or steal some more from Jeb!, and it will even out sooner or later. This is your way of life now, the more you fight back, the harder it will be. So if someone knocks on your door, you let us in, we own that door. You try to stop us and we will knock it down.
You understand?

What? No answer? You don’t really think that you are going to get through this without being punished, now, did you?

I don’t want to kill your delegates, I want to make that clear from the get go. I want them to work for me. They can’t do that if you’re dead, now can you. But you took my delegates, a whole damn lot of them, more than I am conformable with and for that you have got to pay.

srsly tho, who gets the delegates if God-King Trump gets iced?

NOW TELL ME DANHALD.
WAS GETTING SHOT PART OF YOUR PLAN?

Got some of it

Pence, I believe.

The delegates will be gathered and Ted Cruz will sacrifice himself and all the delegates to resurrect Trump

HE PULLED OUT A SIGN

SOME RETARD YELLED "GUN!"

>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING

Trick, Dahnald...or treat. It's your choice, but you have to make it fast.

You play as the retired neurosurgeon for the first half of the game.

thanks for the source, lad.

Oh wait.

俺らは守ってあげるよ!
ドナルド様!まだ間に合うから、デレゲットをしっかり持って逃げろ

>source: your ass
CTR pls. This is what liberals make up with their mental gymnastics

DAHNALD, ITS ME SOARIN' TED, I'M A COMIN' WITH MY SKELEGATE BODYGUARDS

That would also imply taking down lucifer at some point.

10/10 underrated

wew

kek

Kek

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god damnit I love this meme so fucking much

Don't worry Dahnald, you have one of the top Jōnin in the village protecting you.

then the plot thickens and you have to fight off Ayys and shit

These are my favorite posts. Never stop.

>he looks like mcmullin

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Donald, I had to do it

You are getting sleepy

He has such a cute family

>Give me the skittles Trayvan

buff ted is the best Sup Forums meme hands down

Dahnald something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go - I looked up and saw a glowing female object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly... suddenly there was intense light all around me - and when I came to, the delegates were gone. What do you think happened to me?

Does anyone have the text for this one? It was posted the other day but I forgot to save it.

>Dahnald, the day you announcing your running for president the very halls of Washington whispered the name... 'Trump...'
>I watched with rage, as you grew into a weapon... of freedom...
>Remember our line has always ruled with liberty and justice
>And I know you will show restraint when exercising your meme power
>But the truest victory, Dahnald, is stirring the hearts of the delegates
>I tell you this, for when my days have come to an end, you shall be The Republican Candidate.

DAHNALD I HAVE ASCENDED BEYOND THE NEED FOR SKELEGATES, TAKE THEM

NANI? HE'S FAST!!

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I always lol hard it really never gets old

>unmodded fallout 3 in the background

Holy kek