>DONALD J Trump WILL be the next President of the United States, according to a decree by China’s ‘Monkey King’.
>Also known as Geda, the mystic monkey shot to fame for correctly tipping Portugal to win the Euro 2016 football championship last summer.
>This time, when poised to choose between Trump and Hillary Clinton, the simian seer darted toward a cut-out of the Republican candidate.
>Wearing a yellow shirt with his royal title proudly scrawled on the front, Geda took a “deliberate thought” before plumping for The Donald over Democrat Mrs Clinton.
>And he couldn’t wait to congratulate Trump on his inevitable victory — sealing his approval with a kiss on the cardboard candidate’s lips.
thesun.co.uk
November 5, 2016 - 11:55
Yes, but our monkey king endorses Hillary so its even
November 5, 2016 - 11:58
So he's winning the black vote?
November 5, 2016 - 12:02
>ywn have a pet monkey
November 5, 2016 - 12:03
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
November 5, 2016 - 12:03
Monkey thought it found a mayonnaise mate
November 5, 2016 - 12:05
>China’s ‘Monkey King’.
November 5, 2016 - 12:08
Yeah, but Brazil's substitute president is pro-trump.
November 5, 2016 - 12:12
wtf I love black people now
November 5, 2016 - 12:13
this pic is fucking perfect, look at hillary's cutout in the background holy shit I'm dying
>Why aren't I up 50 monkey kisses?!
November 5, 2016 - 12:15
>Says the guy that has a literal mexican warlock trying to hex trump.
November 5, 2016 - 12:15
they should do the test in detroit also
November 5, 2016 - 12:16
Took me half a minute, god damn. Fantastic.
November 5, 2016 - 12:16
if i get sick dubs this monkey is right
November 5, 2016 - 12:19
>yfw Son Goku has just endorsed Trump
November 5, 2016 - 12:22
checked and fucking kek'd lad
November 5, 2016 - 12:26
AAAAAAAAAAAA
November 5, 2016 - 12:27
A Sup Forumstards dog already predicted it too.
Wish i saved that thread
November 5, 2016 - 12:31
fuckin loved that anime when I was a kid, me and my friends used to power up and kamehameha each other
November 5, 2016 - 12:31
My day was shitty but this made me smile.
Touche.
November 5, 2016 - 12:34
there's a monkey in the white house
November 5, 2016 - 12:34
>african-american slice of Trump's ticket larger than all Republican tickets combined
There bee a correlation here
November 5, 2016 - 12:34
No, they are all individuals :^)
November 5, 2016 - 12:38
>>This time, when poised to choose between Trump and Hillary Clinton, the simian seer darted toward a cut-out of the Republican candidate.
To be fair, the urge to flee Hillary is pretty strong and primal.
November 5, 2016 - 12:40
include me in the screencap please
November 5, 2016 - 12:41
The heavens have chosen him. Announce our saviors victory already.
November 5, 2016 - 12:44
2 easy but, well done mane
November 5, 2016 - 12:46
Trump carrying the black vote confirmed.
November 5, 2016 - 12:52
God damn this board is getting saucy
November 5, 2016 - 13:39
I want to be in the screencap for this
November 5, 2016 - 13:40
Where is the fucking video
Year of the golden monkey BTW
November 5, 2016 - 13:41
to be honest.. trump looks like he staged this
I've been a lifelong trump supporter ever since he went down those escalators, but he's looking desperate and doing whatever he can to gain attention.
Very narcissistic.
He lost me.
November 5, 2016 - 13:42
And this mother fucker even got fucking dubs. Can't make this shit up.
November 5, 2016 - 13:43
guise put me on screencap
November 5, 2016 - 13:44
