What's a good caption for this or something similar?

what's a good caption for this or something similar?

>"His cawk stretched all my holes , THIS BIGLY!"

>*disgust* 'I can't believe I fucked that thing, anger or no.'
>`It's ok Don, rhis is why you don't drink, remember?`

Top:
>"We did it, America! Thank you for electing me the first Madame President of the United States of America!"

Bottom:
>"What do you mean, Putin ratted me out?"

Hillary rally

Assassination attempts:0

Trump Rally

Assassination attempt #4

>unarmed dude
>assassination

he could have punched him in the sarcophagus

>a grandma with two eyes and a brain plays pretend in her little world of paid actors

>trump, seeing his possible assassin in the crowd, shows disgust with his own protector for being such a pussy

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Why not use this picture for the top half

>implying you can't assassinate someone with a simple knife throw to the neck
>implying someone can't simply sneak behind you and twist your neck
Fucking leaf why did I even reply to you cucks?

>Posts same pic in thread
>Get zero replies
>Makes a thread with it

here's your (you) CTR

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>cancels rally due to rain

>continues rally after assassination attempt

trump is a pussy or it's staged

Or you're the pussy

>"assassination" "attempt"

Low energy CTR can't make up their own damn memes, so they have to rely on others to make heir memes for them.

Underrated

"Only the best presidents have been shot at"

>can't last 7 minutes in the rain

>came back under 7 minutes to continue his rally after an assassination attempt

Add the project veritas Foval quote at the bottom

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