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If i dont see atleast one character i want to fuck in a cartoon before watching it then i dont feel that interested in it and might not even watch it

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Do you at lesst have an open mind and wide enough palette to want to fuck most characters?

I won't watch a cartoon unless it has good rule 34.

No, its mostly pastel colored women and trap mexican boys i still watch shows that look weird like xavier and ATHF because i actually find those funny. Its mostly shows aimed at kids that i have to want to fuck a character in order to watch it, anything on [as] ill give a shot atleast once. On a related note, anyone else severely dissapointed with the jellies. That shit was godawful and i didnt even laugh once.

I have seen a cartoon just because I liked the R34 of it

Thats literally how i discoverd star vs and how i got into steven universe

I tried watching Wander Over Yonder and the first episode contained so much shrill screeching cacophonous noise that I didn't even finish it. People who like that show must be deaf .

Have you watched the classics?

I literally only started watching it around the time dominator showed up. Shame too, it was damn comfy. Wish i watched it more.

When i was younger when it was on cartoon network. Now the only looney tunes im really a fan of is dover boys

>implying you wouldn't fuck Xavier
What are you, a fucking degenerate?

I watch Steven universe because I lost my mother when I was a baby and never knew what she was like, and I feel obligated to see Steven find himself and be happy with himself and newfound family like I did

Xaviers one the greatest shows [as] ever made but fuck no i wouldnt want to fuck anything from that show. The entire setting is some playstation hellscape. Sup Forums lewdifying xavier however will never not be funny, and is proof that everything can be sexualized.

Do you actually like the show, because i honestly like it too. But its mostly for the characters, the plots and how the characters are handled are typically shit.

I fucking hate you people

I really do like it, for the same reasons as well. I'm really attached to that fucking faggot steven

I bet you're a degenerate furfag

I am too, but i wished they focused on the gems more

God DAMN

I want Garnet to crush me between her thighs

This is nothing to be ashamed of
Quality porn directly correlates with quality product

No, i fucking hate furries. Thats why im not interested innthe new unilitty show because im not attracted to animals.

Are you really going to say terrible shows don't get fantastic porn as well?

Do the rocks even have nipples/orifices?

>those images of star as a toddler that were deleted on paheal
Those were nice

I hope so, id be damned dissapointed if i cross dimensions and i couldnt fuck peridot like how pornstars hold piper perri then ram her

I usually don't consider a cartoon unless there's at least one cute female in it.
Thankfully a lot of cartoons fit this criteria.

-If the show is completed and under 100 episodes, I try to avoid jacking off to rule34 of it until I finish it.
-I've never seen a single full episode of ATLA, Batman: TAS, or Samurai Jack.

>I usually don't consider a cartoon unless there's at least one cute female in it.
Then why are you implying that you watch The Loud House?

I watched all the episodes of SVTFOE 3 times over so I can read Between Friends in Star's and Marco''s voice

Same, imagined how excited i was when i found out about loud house
I cant say much about ATLA because i havent seen it in 10 years since i was a kid, but youve seriously never seen BTAS or samurai jack? Also, jerking off to porn while a series is still on is best, because thats when all the good porn comes out and it gets me more invested in the series

Literally 8 out of the 10 sisters are fappable, and the mom and teachers are hot too

You implying that Leni isn't a perfect cinnamon roll?

>Red butt after slapping
>Blue skin and no blood

Quality porn creates heartboners, not just real boners

Dont over think smut, user

This is the thread that bridges the gap between Sup Forums and Sup Forums.
You are now one and the same.

Are we allowed the same amount of moderation as them now?

In what way are we now the same as Sup Forums? Weve always sexualized cartoons

Because you've never had sex and never will

What an embarrassing post

Im not a virgin, and i can honestly say having a 2d waifu is better then having a 3d bitch of an ex girlfriend

>3d bitch of an ex girlfriend
Try having better standards or being less of a bitch. Maybe both.

>Im not a virgin
Who let this guy in here?

Shes the bitch who wouldnt stop showing me cringey videos and being a clingey cunt

Paying whores it's not the same as a girlfriend, because in the end, that girl would never had sex with you if you didn't offered money in exchange.

And this is why I'm virgin, I prefer it, that know the only times I had sex, I had to buy it.

I hear Area's tumblr got deleted again. Has she set up another page? Otherwise, does she keep a separate blog outside of tumblr to keep people updated?

From the state of this board I think most people are like you.

I'm from Sup Forums and I enjoy Gwenpools Comics for some reason,maybe it's the cuteness after all.

Why would it get deleted? Porn is literally allowed on there

Mlp porn has only gotten better as the show has gotten worse.
I guess theres one show op will never watch. Nobody finds the characters attractive until they are already watching the show.

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Where might I see these?

Are you saying you want to fuck Dora Standpipe. I could never cuck those nice dover boys

Since im in a good mood and there out of circulation

I will also confess to this.
Not as much as I hate the faggots in /cyoa/ on /mlp/ and I don't hate them as much as the royal guard thread on that board.
There is no one thread in particular I hate on Sup Forums

I won't fap to a show as bad as Steven Universe
I won't fap to a show as bad as Steven Universe
I won't fap to a show as bad as Steven Universe
I won't fap to a show as bad as Steven Universe
God dammit I fapped to a show as bad as steven universe.

Grass is always grenner

You think thats bad

I wanna fuck that puppet.

That puppet looks autistic.

Sure cute girls help the vision.

You look autistic.

No u

>Mods deleted the responses to the posts
That's unusual

They take their “jobs” very seriously.

Whats even weirder is they kept this up

Don't worry about it. He'll delete it when he finishes jerking it.

Yeah but they don't usually delete responses to it.

But mods hate steven universe.

Or so they claim. Ill make a wager, if the mod keeps up this post, then mods confirmed steven universe fans.

Cheers

Provide more evidence user

That's a dumb reason to watch a show desu.

mods you missed a spot, hurry before my virgin eyes are tainted

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inb4 barneyfag

That's the most Sup Forums thing I've ever read.

Christ this artist dead characters as absolute messes and I love it

Steven's father found one, so I assume yes.

>it was just a weird melding thing like the hair terminals in Avatar meets a fish
>Greg never scored

Im sure the murdercock has fucked women before

Peridot cannot into memes, as per usual.

Quasi-agreed, deffo-saved.

I wish to hug Peridot.

I...I'mma need a source for this.

Blushmallet is the artist.

Thank you for the tip.

I'll be back later for the full thing.

>got into steven universe
There are maybe 20 out of 2000 porn there is though

What do you mean? At first i didnt like steven universe that much and then i started jerking it to amythest and then i started watching the episodes when theyd come out

The best cartoons came from the era when everything resembled anime because almost everything was a collaboration with Japan.

Why doesn't Garnet have multiple arms when most fusions (save for super ruby) tends to have multiple arms?

Because she has multiple (more than two) eyes.

Garnet isn't a combat fusion?

I got into Star Vs. due to having a crush on Star

I sometimes get too attatched to characters to the point where a character I like struggling hurts me

I get slightly jealous if a Sup Forums/ waifu I have gets into a relationship

I love hyper girls too much

I really couldn’t stand much of Wander Over Yonder. I liked the animation but not Wander.

I listen to Sup Forums theme songs in my free time

I relate to Dan from Dan Vs. because he was basically me in high school.

And finally: I get turned on by girls coughing in cartoons

I don't even really like most Comics and Cartoons I just like shitposting here because I'm IP-range banned from Sup Forums, Sup Forums and Sup Forums and I'm too dumb to figure out how to get around it.

I agree, finn getting cucked made me stop watching adventure time because it was too depressing, i love hyper girls too so thats why i love star so much, and im still literally dan with a mixture of a performance artist desperatly trying to get other peoples attention
Im also IP range banned on Sup Forums, i dont know why those cucks havent removed it in over a year

here - whoadamn they do good SU stuff. I sincerely appreciate you sourcing me there.

is that a motherfucking jojo reference?

>not Luna
Sup Forums gf is good

Zabbuk/maniacpaint used to draw alot of that