What are some films about coffee?

What are some films about coffee?

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Any Emma Roberts flick.

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Coffee and Cigarettes is a based black and white movie but nu/tv/ don't know it.

What's the point of marking lines like that if the cup isn't clear?

The cup is the most reddit thing in the world. I can feel the pretentiousness and puns in the comments already.

That movie is so contrived and try hardy. I was cringing every second. Had to be shut off.

>imagine she would make you lick up the spill

Sure user. Sure.

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Shh sweetie talk to me after I've finished my cofe

>oops I dropped the cup because I was holding it like a retard, let me continue to hold the other cup in the same way

DUDE COFFEE

But she dropped the one she was holding normally, so holding the cup "like a retard" worked well for her.

you mean covfefe?

There was that Metalocalypse episode.

Why are americans so addicted to caffeine that they need it to function at all?

Wrong. Look at the straws

Zach and Miri Make a Porno
Or
Zach and Miri

came here to post this. no one can see where the level is.

Brits literally have "tea time" stfu.

everyone loves coffee user

There's nothing more alpha than drinking coffee all day

She switched straws, dumb ass.

OBSESSED

>Coffee and Cigarettes
Based old school late night HBO and Cinemax as a kid. I'd stay up late on the weekends to try and see tits, and I wound up being exposed to a bunch of late night movies.
Even though a lot of it went way over my head, I still knew I was watching something good.
intimate way it was shot.

That's because your brain cannot comprehend kinematographie and cinématographique beyond box office flicks and "the movies"

I really hate my office job since every single fucking morning I hear a coffee statement. Haha dude too early haven't finished my coffee yet dude lol let me get my coffee first

tea time isnt the drtink tea. tea time is a mongoloid way of saying evening meal - breakfast, dinner, tea, thats what some english mongoloids call it instead of breakfast, lunch, dinner

ITT: unironic /sip/boys

well you could always turn into a neet

only degenerates drink coffee

have you ever been to Italy?

nobody calls lunch dinner pardner. we call dinner dinner, or tea (if you're a gimp)

>nobody posted it yet

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shhhhhhhhhh....not yet.

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>Do Americans really...
>Implying everyone not in a 3rd world countries isn't leading lives nearly identical to Americans today

Why do you effeminate little fags talk like this? Why are such sanctimonious little shits? Is it because you are from an irrelevant shit country that no one even bothers ridicule?

well if ytou call dinner tea, then what do you call the meal before your tea?

>former british empire and most of asia drink metric fuckloads of tea
>french and Italians perfect the art of coffee drinking
>just like the turks and arabs
Nigger, caffeine is literally the #1 most consumed drug on the planet, right next to alcohol, with nicotine in third place.

The UK really is clown world.

Coffee is from Ethiopia originally. It is consumed as a late afternoon 'drink' in informal but ceremonial family gatherings and for honoring your guests. You Americans made it into a reprehensible drug to band-aid a broken people post-industrial revolution. True coffee drinkers do not drink it in the morning.

it's clearly a cup for women, so you're supposed to read their minds to know how much coffee is left

>nobody calls lunch dinner pardner
Yes we do lad, where do you think the word "dinnerladies" came from?

We literally don't though.
I bet you think lone Americans still drive herds of cattle across the plains, and Chinamen wear plaits.

Cringe

Scrolled through just for this.

Actually most European countries consume more caffeine than Americans, especially the Nordic Countries.

>drinking that much black coffee

Jesus Christ. Then again swivel Americans drink isn't coffee in the first place.

No. It's trying way to hard and seems unnatural. It's shit. I liked a lot of the people in it and that's why I watched. But it was just a bunch of bullshit.

>nobody calls lunch dinner pardner
You hear it a lot in the rural areas with agricultural heritage. You ate a lot of meals through the day because you burned a lot of energy. That's where all the hobbit meals come from. You broke the overnight fast with a light breakfast, sat down to another small meal later in the morning, elevensies/brunch, then a mid day meal of lunch, then dinner in the afternoon, and then supper was the big evening meal.

>tfw I've become that guy

To be fair, it's less "don't talk to me until I've finished my coffee" and more "don't talk to me until I've settled into work and checked my emails and shit"

you forgot tea drinking queers and alcohol cuckolds

>implying i want to speak to you at all
"so what you get up to at the weekend? oh nothing much just chillin haha oh well here we go again another day another dollar same shit different day oh did you watch the football game ahhh fuck machine gun rampage"

>nobody
maybe very few, but you will at least find some old, working class people who call lunch dinner.

Dude I'm gonna need some more coffee if I'm gonna make it through this meeting

>farmers eat 6 meals a day

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>Anglos would rather drink a big mug of watered down shite coffee instead of a concentrated shot of quality stuff
Baffling.

it's not espresso or macchiato in a tiny cup. yes, I've been to europoor. I know what you drink.

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i bet there is a "male tears" on the other side you know.

Must have run out of trays.

Imagine being elitist about boiling water poured over ground beans

>lol dude only real men drink coffee at night so they can’t sleep

So this is the power of the 3rd world

>He's such a dyel faggot that 100mg of caffeine keeps him up all night

>Anglos
no
true anglos drink tea, which admittedly probably is about as strong as weak US 'coffee"

I stopped drinking caffeine years ago. It's a meme drink for faggots. Queers always ask me how I do it. It takes me like 15 minutes to fully wake up, and then I'm fine. Probably less than the amount of time it takes you to brew and then consume your meme drink.

That's not how it works nigga. Not everyone is a babby who cannot sleep is they have caffeine past noon. I have an incredibly consistent sleep schedule sleeping roughly 2200-2300 to 0600 every gosh darn night and I have a coffee both mid-afternoon and after dinner every day.

Back in the day, yes.

Yeah, why do you Eurocucks do this? You also put a shitton of soy milk in your drinks. Makes sense considering the current state of your union LMAO

>he thinks having tolerance to a stimulant through over-use is a good thing

i always didn't know what so special about it. i just don't drink it

You don't need to overuse caffeine to be tolerant to 100mg, maybe stop being an Auschwitz mode soyboy

>soy milk
no

>tfw coffee started giving me diarrhea
>coffee was one of the only things that gave me pleasure
fuck

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I wonder how did "barista" become a synonym for someone with a useless degree making coffee blends for other people. I don't think they exist in Europe in a sense that they're just another worker in a cafe who serve people drinks, coffee included.

Fuck man, this is me and red meat. I feel far better after I went vegetarian and have the most consistent, beautiful shits in the world, never feeling bloated or groggy. But I miss the taste man.

What’s dyel about wanting to get 8 hours of sleep so I can wake up and have a max effort session. I drink coffee in the morning before I lift so it doesn’t make sense to just have some more before I sleep

Start shooting heroin. You'll feel a lot more pleasure and won't shit at all.

This

>You also put a shitton of soy milk in your drinks. Makes sense considering the current state of your union LMAO
OBESED

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good advice