It's a Connie episode

>It's a Connie episode

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>*changes the channel*

Sweet connie episodes are the only good ones as of late

>no good connie porn comics
Sad

The 4 page one of her cucking Steven is awesome

I feel your pain brah

if its a plot episode with connie, its nice. if its a ''townie connie'' episode, run away.

>plot episode
>nice
I see you're a man of shit taste.

>watching SU for the townie episodes

why would someone ever do that?

What do you consider a townie episode with connie?

That's what season 1 and half of 2 were all about. That's when SU was at its best.

>she'll probably never go out with Steven because he's way too effeminate to actually have a girlfriend

Lars will be his endgame because the show needs to be progressive

I don't watch this show but this Connie character is kinda persuading me to watch it. Choco lolis are the best.

>it's a post-season 1 episode

No it wasnt you idiot, the mirror episode with jailbreak are the pinnacle of the show

Usually, those episodes were good because they did the whole "magic meets mundane" thing just right

Steven is a slut who goes out at night to pleasure old men and doesn't even charge them.

Stevonnie was a mistake

THE FUCKIN FROGS ARE GAY! SERIOUS CRAP!

Wow both season 1 a finale and season 1 b finale
Both season one and wete not In heavy focus for majority of the season

>2 episodes
You realize there were like 52 s1 episodes right.
Also Jailbreak was shit. Ocean gem should have been series finale.

A sexy mistake

Thank god

That picture makes me want to commit a crime...

but the experience was nice

it's not a crime if she's not white

She's already taken

Indeed.

But not by Pearl.

Wew

nah him and Connie are already basically a couple, the only reason they haven't kissed or anything is because every time it almost happens something magic related interrupts them

Connie is meant for lewds

Cyanide capsule ruptured.

Why even bother then?

>it's a Priyanka episode

>it's a Priyanka tries to steal Steven's precious bodily fluids episode

that statement is a boldface lie on the grounds that there haven't been any episodes with or without Connie as of late

> last 5 episodes

>tfw not even into loli
>Tfw still want to lewd the Connie

Is this hell?

Why doesn't she just RAPE Steven?

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Yay... another episode of the worst character.

Greg will lose his arms fighting the Diamonds ?

ok

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kill her? go ahead man.

She aight.

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Connie refuses to accept the blessing of Steven's genes.

She decides to fight back

I need the source of this

This.

Make Connie the protagonist and turn Steven Universe into the magical girl series it was meant to be.

>implying Steven would ever let himself get murder-pussied after what happened to Rose.

>choco
She's curry.

Who's a better swordswoman, Buddy or Connie?

>It's any episode
SERIOUSLY ARE THEY EVER GOING TO FINISH THIS GOD DAMN SHOW

So do you feel Connie had legit reason to be mad at Steven for surrendering his life to the diamonds?

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>legit
No. It's his life and he did succeed in freeing a lot of people in exchange. She had a reason to be upset with him as a friend for choosing a defeatist approach rather than trying to prevail together.

Considering there was a pretty big stretch where they probably could have taken Topaz and Aqua down if Steven just fused instead of being a little bitch, I'd say so.

Plus there's the whole thing of 'sacrificing yourself to save the Earth, only to immediately defect back to Earth', which means the sacrifice was more of a masturbation session than anything that would make the Earth safer.

This is cool shit. I would love stuff like this happening

hey Sup Forums~

>Chance to beat Topaz
Eveb the Pearl, Garnet, Aymethest fusion got btfo by Topaz laser pointer.

>Steven's harvesting gems to boost his own power.
I want this to be canon now.

s-source?

>homeworld foresaw this potential, and that's why they wanted to stop earth from developing
>the crystal gems were actually on the wrong side all along
>steven absorbs every gem he defeats on his murder spree, unlocking galactic-level power once he takes all the diamonds

Connie's way better than any of the general townsfolk.

No, but she should be mad about the time Steven let two butch lesbians fuse around her because Steven was a bumpass and got stuck in a tree and was too fat to get out, despite hiving super strength

>heat of the moment
>he's probably having a nervous breakdown, so fusion isn't gonna happen
>even if Stevonnie can take on Topaz, Aquamarine('s wand) is OP
>they have to make sure the human hostages can escape, too
Steven giving himself up to convince Aquamarine to stand down (and maybe eventually sorta convince the Diamonds to spare Earth) was not a completely irrational decision.

His mistake was trying to convince everyone (mostly himself, as part of a longer pattern of bottling up his emotions) that it was actually a noble act of self-sacrifice, and refusing to acknowledge that his friends and loved ones might have a problem with it. Of course Connie's gonna call him out on that.

Have another, user

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You mean Aquamarine's laser pointer?

Are those decorative, or is this an evil Connie that has Ruby and Sapphire embedded in her armor?

>liking 2 out of 52 episodes
Actionfags were a mistake

post timeskip ruby and sapphire aren't speaking. sapphy fused over and over again with other gems, sometimes for no reason other than to do it. Ruby felt abandoned and disrespected. so they both decided they'd rather stay in gem form than be Garnet for a while while Steven and Connie grow up

My head canon was always that Future Steven is chasing some time villain, but once in the past he shows little concern for collateral damage and the lives of the townies in his pursuit.
He is then confronted by present Steven and friends and stares at Connie for awhile before saying calmly "Oh, I've forgotten how beautiful you used to look while you were alive Connie" before his attack.

Somehow...This works.

>mfw

Hope her hot mom shows up, the fact she shares a V.A. with the Major fuels my boner even more

>It's a Priyanka episode

Young lady, I am taking this thread!!!

Has /sug/ died yet? Or are they awful enough to be able to sustain themselves even after 6 months of no new content?

Free the Beach City two, Priyanka!

>It's a Joe Episode

I fucking miss /sug/.

Also, this is the worst show hiatus I've ever experienced

i think the joe episodes are usually some of the best desu

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I'm guessing they're real gems, since the previous picture had Connie using fire with the ruby arm

Connie just feels like the sort to end up beefy due to her lifestyle

>tfw I only picked up this show because I thought Connie's design was cute
A-at least I'm a pre-Jailbreak fag

>It's an episode
That is already unbelievable for SU

This. I wish jailbreak wasn’t the episode to get newcomers attention.

Well Buddy is a shit, but on the other hand she has actually fought people and won by herself.

The one that got mine was Alone Together.

Still in my top 5

ah yes, i remember jailbreak, back when we thought the show was actually going somewhere
good times

/gfg/ got way worse. Nine months of knowing nothing and when we finally got episodes, they were trickled down in six week intervals instead of bombs

No. Connie is a selfish, irredeemable cunt who's butthurt about not being able to do cool Gem stuff. Steven deserves better.

Yeah, hearing her helplessly moan in terror like that made me....diamonds.

Still not convinced that wasn't weird fetish stuff for Sugar to get off to.

Maybe Steven was trying to get rid of her like how Cartman is trying to get rid of Heidi

I can't imagine why. I mean, Connie is really smart, and really funny.

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This was looking pretty good but never got past the sketch phase

But yeah, it's a shame.