The Russians used a massive cyber attack against the United States to change the time on most of our computers and mobile devices by an hour! What are they planning? BE READY, ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN NOW!!!
Check your computers... it was just 1:59 and then suddenly it went back to 1:00. The Russians are planning something very sinister.
How will this hack effect the election between Trump and Hillary?
The NSA will defend us. My time changed too! Watch your back user.
Brody White
It happened all over the United States. Our government warned that they are ready to launch a massive cyber attack against Russia including their power grid and other vital systems if they need to.
This could lead to war!
Eli Parker
This is unacceptable. They are pushing over the edge towards the nuclear option.
Nathan Morgan
Think about how sophisticated this cyber attack so considering it changed the time on literally billions of devices! The Russians could have something insane up their sleeves.
Nolan Harris
I want to know what the change in time means though. Are they trying to create confusion? I mean, it could be anything. Ideas?
How do we prepare ourselves? This is really angering.
Kayden Gray
To be honest.. Trump looks like he staged this. I've been a lifelong Trump supporter ever since he went down those escalators, but he's looking desperate and doing whatever he can to gain attention. Very narcissistic. He lost me..
Parker Butler
this is only the beginning, you pidors better brace yourself
Gabriel Perez
The Russians (i.e Putin) give orders to Trump and they used Trump as an infiltration point to spread the exploit across American devices nationwide. Trump definitely staged this.
NOT PASTA.
John Gomez
turn it back Jewtin
Zachary Thompson
what did KEK mean by this?
Ayden Long
America BTFO?
Landon Turner
Fun fact, I didn't even notice this happened,.
Cooper Roberts
Fug
Sebastian Perry
Time went from 1:59 to 1:00. I'm dead now. Thanks Kremlin.
Bentley Howard
Holy shit guys
MINE CHANGED TOO
Nathan Morris
>1 post by this ID WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT?
Dylan Perry
Are we under Russian time now? What'll will happen to us?
Landon Bell
did the nukes finally hit us? were we all transported to a different timeline again?
Jaxon Cruz
If the Russians were able to change your time (along with most other devices in America) that means our systems were compromised right? Doesn't that mean they can probably exploit our systems in other ways? Are we all backdoored? Should I turn my computer off?
Ayden Phillips
FUCK, THE RUSSIANS ARE NOW AN HOUR AHEAD THAT MEANS THEY'LL BE ABLE TO LAUNCH SO MANY NUKES AND OUR RESPONSE TIME WILL BE SIXTY FOUR MINUTES TOO LATE TO RETALIATE
Parker Gonzalez
>what is daylight time saving
Jack Howard
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Matthew Clark
The Russians found a simple way to avoid mutually ensured destruction... just hack our time and launch the nukes. We die, they live. Simple but genius.
Grayson Howard
There is only one hope for us now.
We must turn to the the only man that has the skills to counter hack the Russians.
Brandon Jackson
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Benjamin Murphy
Wait did something actually happen? I thought it was just Sup Forums memeing about day light savings or something
Aiden Phillips
Russians confirmed for stealing daylight. Question is, what are they using it for?
Evan Miller
>tfw an aussie gets out-memed by an amerilard
Joseph Murphy
Hey, no bullshit, but last weekend the clock on my phone was turned back an hour. It fixed when I reset it though..
Juan Ward
prevent us from uncovering their darkness
Henry Bailey
twas merely a ruse
Dylan Lewis
>I have a son. He's 10 years old. He has computers. He is so good with these computers, it's unbelievable. The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough. And maybe it's hardly doable. But I will say, we are not doing the job we should be doing. But that's true throughout our whole governmental society. We have so many things that we have to do better, Lester, and certainly cyber is one of them.
We need to get Baron to NSA headquarters in Virginia asap. Tweet Trump NOW! Get the word out. Seriously.
Chase Harris
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Gabriel Cook
THEIR PLAN ALL ALONG!
Jackson Russell
Fuck, and I was like, "Wow dudeweed, I only smoked that joint an hour ago? It's too soon to smoke again."
Carter Lopez
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
THOSE BASTARDS
Daniel Foster
Melt snow?
John Peterson
>mfw Baron has been practicing computers since he was in Trump's ballsack WE NEED THE BEST AND THE BRIGHTEST
Jacob Perry
Obvious shill is obvious
Stop replying
John Harris
Are you suka blyat' stupid? We blyat' used our time travel machine to test new tsar-nukes on you. You kurwas just died one hour ago and then we returned everything back in time. Suka blyat'.
Joshua James
This is exactly what the Russians want... smoke weed and be unable to react swiftly to the happening. No one cares about leafs though but don't be too stoned to avoid fallout drifts.
Logan Carter
I was born in the USSR though. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
Angel Scott
>WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?! That you should kys
Jeremiah Price
They can't keep getting away with this shit.
I was going to vote for Trump because I'm fairly racist. But this changes everything guys. The vast right wing conspiracy of Russians cannot be allowed to continue manipulating our society.
Michael Murphy
Fug :D
Hunter Reed
Arizona reporting in. Russia can't fuck with our firewall, come here if you need safty.
Luke Stewart
YOU FOOL! Trump is a time traveler. He had to correct our timeline.
John Flores
Is this hack in stages because my time is still the same on the west coast?
Connor Russell
Our scientists can slightly alter Earth's orbit at night and all your country will be underwater