Why are the background kids in South Park so charming?

Why are the background kids in South Park so charming?

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Does kenny count as a background character at this point?

Not that the main boys aren't

Yes.

Pretty much, unless Mysterion is involved. Too bad the game didn't do him justice.

Kenny barely has any screentime or voice lines anymore, so yes.

Butters has replaced him as Cartman's henchman, pretty much.

I'm in the process of listening to every FBW voice file. There's a dropped plot point where the coon friends wanted to use Token as bait for the police.
>Cartman:"Token is the key. He possesses a special gift, passed on to him from his African ancestors: the power to attract the attention of police officers wherever he goes. They're drawn to him like moths to flame."
>(If your New Kid is black)Cartman:"No offense new kid, but your powers of blackness aren't enough to handle a whole force of police officers."

I mean, I *like* Butters and I love the fact that he's getting more screentime, I just wish they didn't give Kenny the short end of the fucking stick to do so.

More interesting stuff so far:
>There's dialogue about casually switching sides, so perhaps that was an early feature in the game plan
>There's dialogue where it seems Raisins girls are training your character to be a Raisin
>Lines from a possible Halloween DLC about Kenny's sister joining the vamp kids
I'll post more if I remember more or pick anything else up. There's a lot to go through and none of it is labeled.

fyi there's a new south park yaoi doujin

where

that's so sad
I love Butters, but I also love Kenny... they should interact more, Kenny could teach him all kinds of sex knowledge and I bet he would be into it.

so its
token, jimmy, clyde, tweek, craig, kenny, butters, cartman, kyle, stan from left to right?

>that's so sad
It certainly is. I do agree with you that Butters and Kenny interacting would be cool as hell though.

I want SJW fun-haters out of my South Park threads

>There's dialogue where it seems Raisins girls are training your character to be a Raisin
>we could've had the Raisins making a boy crossdress and teaching him how to seduce other boys
God damn it.

I want Kyle fans to go away too

Or it could just be Kyle, fucking Jersey Jew Jinger

imagine if instead of kyle being a main kid it was clyde

or like wendy, thatd be nice
wish the season where kenny fully died went with the original plan of offing kyle instead

I want to see Craig be an edgy asshole in the show as much as he was in the game.

Get the sand out of your vagina, user.

>Wendy
pls no, she has good episodes but she seems even more preachy than Kyle... if that was even more possible

I would either want Butters back or maybe a character with even less screen-time like Token.

I mean you can already crossdress

Also there's still room for DLC. Maybe stuff was scrapped for DLC

>Clyde crying

GOOD

I nt think Craig could get any more stoic or cold, but that third panel just proved me worng.

What was their end plan?

thats the point, shes pretty much BETTER kyle since she actually stoops to cartmans level without being pushed to the edge like kyle needs to

shes got fucking stones where kyle just bitches and moans until cartman breaks him down

dunno about token since hes a part of craigs crew

Wendy genuinely despises Cartman though. It would be hard to justify keeping him in the friend group.
Kyle also hates Cartman but gets off on angry self-righteousness so he doesn't mind as much.

WHERE THE FUCK IS TIMMY, DON'T LEAVE HIM OUT YOU FUCKERS

well the justification is just being a friend of a friend, kenny and stan would want him around
plus wendy gets off on it too like with the wendle shit she did just to piss him off

as an sjw herself she wouldve actually liked anyone BUT cartman getting the school to make a transgender bathroom but because it was him she just HAD to fuck with it

And just like an SJW when people find other girls attractive, it's muh sexism. but making a list on who is the most or least attractive boy? Nope, nothing wrong with that.

Why is 95% of south park art some form of yaoi when there's tons of other cool shit to draw them into, including superheroics and middle-earth?

well yeah thats why she works with cartman cause he would call her out on that shit, cartman would stoop to using sjw tropes against her which is why they work so well antagonizing eachother
kyle has no real justification other than "this guy says shit about jews all the time and im jewish so Ive got to hate him even though ive met jesus fucking christ irl and hes told me my religion is bullshit"

Considering Butters gets more lines than Kenny nowadays, I think that is a fair assumption.

If you type "South park Yaoi" of course your gonna get porn

Well taking the religion thing seriously is kinda of a cluster fuck as every single popular religious figure is real dispite Mormonism being the true path.

Because japs and tumblr dominate the fan art base.

Is Kyle the Lisa Simpson of South Park? If so, can he be saved?

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the point is if kyle wasnt such an uptight fucking pussy all the time he wouldnt have any beef with cartman

the ONLY real time he couldve had a justified issue with him was with the fuckin passion of the christ shit where he went full hitler, any other time its just kyle thinking cartmans doing something wrong and being a faggot about it rather than just letting cartman skew himself over like he always does, kyle isnt an sjw who cares about the social issues cartman messes around with like wendy is so when he makes a big deal about cartman doing some shit it comes off as kyle just being an uppity little fuck like always

honestly kyle shouldve just been a girl or canonical a cuck or something so he could have justification for being the way he is

Why were Kyle, Butters, Clyde, and Craig the only 4 kids from Stick of Truth to defend the King in Fractured ButWhole?

Cartman antagonizes Kyle for no reason all the time. There's a lot of rivalry in their relationship. They like to see each other lose, and Kyle doesn't care if Cartman screws himself over.

If what your saying is what I think your saying, I agree, I think 90% of Kyle's shit with Cartman is just bullshit that he could just ignore because Cartman thrives for attention and reaction, especially from him.

Really he probably dosen't give a crap about religion or jews, he just likes the fact Kyle's reactions are the biggest of them all.

Now that I think about it, an example of why Wendy is better is the Smurf situation, where she just gave into the insanity of the situation. I may not like her character but at least she's not like Kyle.

Exaclty, Kyle may try to put himself on a pedestal, but in the end like Cartman, he wants to see his rival suffer, and both of them cloud it with some bullshit greater meaning but in the end they just want to one-up each other.

Who is the best girl for Kyle and why is it Red____?

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Heidi. It would be hilarious to see Cartman absolutely lose it.

Stan

While I can’t really imagine how it would pan out in the long run. Kyle dating Heidi would be a pretty funny concept.

I felt like they potentially could have been setting that up with the last episode.

“She’s a nice girl”

But probably not.

to save those britches.

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cartman antagonizes him because hes an annoying fuck, if his reactions were kenny "fuck you dude" tier he wouldnt be as motivated
all of kyles issues derive from his personality

wendy doesnt try to put herself on a pedestal, when it comes to cartman shell be as shitty as she wants just to mess with him from the start, kyle needs to be goaded into acting shitty due to his moralfag identity
an identity which has no real legs to stand on because its paperthin bullshit that makes him a hypocrite every time he stoops to cartmans level

Why would Cartman care at this point? It seems like he legitimately wants to get rid of her after the first episode.

If they should ever get together, hopefully it's not based around Cartman

He stoops to his level, but still thinks he's being higher than Cartman, especially with that AIDS episode

I would've never guessed, but shit you nailed it I think

Bebe, because Stan's with Wendy and bros bang their bro's girl's sisses

I agree. It would be an even better pay off in my eyes if they ended up together entirely based on how they feel for each other and not related to Cartman.

It would piss him off even more that way. Adamant that Kyle was just doing it to spite him, when in reality, he just thinks she’s cute.

i want to see him crossdress

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I've been thinking about why I like Kyle so much. I think I just like him being the group Melvin. He's mostly there to challenge Cartman when everyone else is too dumb or doesn't care. If everyone in the show took his gay speeches seriously, I wouldn't like him as much, but even his dad doesn't put up with it all the time. And when he takes a break from being a raging moralfag it's nice to see how sweet he is to the people he cares about.
Also, the moments where he drops all the high and mighty stuff and gives into blind rage are hilarious.

If playing Fractured But Whole has taught me anything, it's that we need more Scott and Wendy(when she's crazy and not being some moral paragon) episodes.

Scott giving lapdances and Wendy taking a selfie with a crying Clyde were some of my favorite moments in the game

>kyle cucking wendy and going for stan
I like it

Someone edit that "I'm fucking your wife now" cuck comic panel with this

yes and thats what makes him a hypocrite, the fact that shits OKAY when he does it but not when other people because then HE has an issue
such an insufferable character

the only joy I get when its a kyle episode is when he gets put in his place by cartman

What does everyone seem to think of this season so far? The ancestry.com and Hummel episodes were great.

>Scott having a gang with Kevin, Bradley, and Jason
What do you think? Craig gets his own gang, after all.

In the end it's a comedy show and in the end I like all the boys, even the Jew, they are Always Sunny they are all horrible people but in a way they still have traits that make us care about them at the end of the day.

The Tweek and Craig episode was pretty good, mainly because Tweek is fun to watch and Craig is great.

Hey guys, I just finished seeing Cartman Sucks for the first time, and honestly... how do people still believe that Cartman isn't gay? He made the biggest deal out of the thing, being absolutely terrified of people perceiving him as gay, so if he was surely he would repress the feelings, and the show seems to be taking exactly that path with the existence of cupid me. So... they're definitely gonna confirm it for sure eventually, is it even debatable at this point?
Also... bi-curious butters... nice.
I ship him with that Bradly kid, they're adorable.
Also Kyle giving zero shits was hysterically funny as well.
11/10 absolutely perfect episode.

Insufferable charater? I wound't take it that for since I'm pretty sure he's written like that on purpose, I think they even addressed that specifically on the Crack Baby episode. Which is basically a satire on Kyle's bullshiting moralfaggory

The Freedom Pal kids were already playing hero which leaves out Stan, Token, Tweek, and Kenny. Scott was the only one who could have been there

I liked the hummels and put it down, stans grandpa is so cool when the ep isnt trying to be depressing

and creek eps always get the ratings

honestly I enjoyed the witch episode, randy seems like a fun dude and im starting to get a liking for cartmans suffering over heidi when at first I hated it, as long as they stay together its great

also kyle getting hit with that low blow from cartman was satisfying as hell

What about Jimmy, and where was Scott during all of this?

Cartman is 1000000% gay. He gave a guy a handjob in his car for Christ's sake. He also has gay drawings of the other kids in his room, so it's pretty obvious he has repressed how homolust that he covers up with his anger.

People don't want him gay because they don't want fujoshit in the show.

His expression just made the entire season for me.

Have you guys noticed when Kyle actually nice to Cartman despite his assholeness things go really well? Like that part in Ass Burgers?

It seems either coming at him with extreme hostility or babying him like his mother has made him the monster he is, but when they just... talk things go generally well.

That's the great balancing act. How to put gay in a show without attracting large swathes of fujos/fags

ONE OF US
ONE OF US

because sexuality is about arousal

if someone offered you a million dollars to take it in the ass from a 100% clean dude with a condom on im guessing you would do it
that wouldnt make you gay because you arent attracted to men or aroused at the thought of being fucked in the ass

cartmans gay4pay area is much much lower than the average person which is why he ends up in a lot of situations like that

he has never had feelings for a boy while he has had feelings for multiple girls

Making just cartman gay wouldn't necessarily confirm any other gay pairing, but he could have some sort of unrequited crush, or even just nothing at all, just realizing it and dealing with it I feel would be a hilarious thing to tackle.
It feels like endgame stuff though, so if they ever make him fully aware I'm pretty sure that's when SP will end. I personally wish they didn't because I would love to see that be explored.

I wouldn't mind it, like how they did something with Garrison every season, or Fat Mac in Always Sunny, make something with Cartman being gay

also cartmans ignorance towards sexuality means he doesnt even realize some of the shit he does is gay

basically any time he does something thats gay its because hes too stupid to realize it like putting butters dick in his mouth or sucking a dudes dick for semen for his sea people

The latter he didn't even realize it was a penis in the first place, but I don't even think he would care if he kept his eyes open either

already am, kymanfriend

basically cartman is both stupid and psycho, a mix of traits that lead him into gay situations despite the fact that hes not attracted to men

when he wants something hell go through whatever means he needs to to get it showing his selfish psycho attitude and because hes stupid sometimes its gay shit and he goes through with it because he just sees it as a means to an end

when it comes to his sexuality hes only had real feelings towards girls, I mean look at his personality turn the first time he saw a vagina irl, not even kyles annoying personality could drive him out of his chill ass state
but that was back when he was confident in his relationship with heidi so now hes back to his old antics

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Well, he wasn't being paid for putting a dick in his mouth. You could argue it was for his own twisted amusement, but I could argue that it's just his way of "safely experimenting" without having to admit to himself anything, it's a grey area.
What we know for certain is that he doesn't take kindly to people thinking he's gay and that he also does a lot of gay stuff for seemingly insignificant reasons. He might be making up excuses, or just fucking around, but you can't deny that he gets in those situations a lot more than your average south park boy.
In the end it's hilarious and that's all that matters.

Rewatching this episode made me realize how adorable Token's laugh is

youtube.com/watch?v=fIfJ6OQI00A

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Might as well through Stan and Kenny in as background characters.

he was being paid for putting butters dick in his mouth
the payoff was the "GUYS BUTTERS IS GAY XD" moment

he gets in those situations more than other guys because cartman just DOES more shit than the other guys, like in tfbw in the fucking strip club where the kids grind on those business men, they did it in order to gain something not because theyre gay

You think Kenny ever convinced Cartman to give him a titjob saying it would help him lose weight?

Kenny gropes Cartmans tits while he rides him

eager bottom kenny X no-homo cartman is the best

I hope he's Cartman's final boss in some form along with his ginger kid army. It could be in a game, a major plot, or even the final movie but I just want it to be big and dramatic like the last time.

How do you feel knowing that once South Park is cancelled, it will have some sort of moral speech by Kyle and Stan and none of your ships will ever come true?

my ships already true
creek is 100% fulfilled cannon

candy also had a dedicated episode so thats another fulfillment ive had, and heiman is still strong

your statement only works for kyle shippers because theyll never be canon

But the payoff kinda plays into my point as well, he sort of understands that the act is gay and was trying to make fun of Butters because of it, but HE's the one who did it, it should be clear to him but it isn't. I just think it's possible he might be repressing the feelings (that's why you don't see him having them in a normal way) so they come out differently. I'm not trying to convince you or anything though, we cool.
I just ship Cartman and Butters a lot, this episode really did me some good.

Most definitely. That's something that Kenny would probably do.