A real life Australian shitposter comes to your door and tells you to vote for Hillary and make America Australia again...

A real life Australian shitposter comes to your door and tells you to vote for Hillary and make America Australia again, what do you do?

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Drop his Melbournite arse.

Australians look like rodents.

Kek

Fucking leaf

>Make America Australia Again
What did they mean by this?

their shirt literally says
>make america australian again

how the fuck are the going to do that? import emus and venomous creatures? ban all illegal boat migrants for life? That last one might not be so bad

Do the right thing and vote for Hilldawg.

Literally follow them around in my car hurling abuse at them and calling them daft cunts until they get scared and call the police or go back to the hotel.

Fuck what a bunch of cucks.

>oi lad vote for her

Hey Australia, contain Melbourne and Sydney already you cunts.

Criminals from a criminal island come campaigning for a criminal.
I'm shocked I tell you. Shocked.

Call him a poofter and to fuck off back to melbourne.

Tell them to keep their shitposting contained to Sup Forums.

I quietly remove my mother-in-law's credit card from her purse, walk out the door, take a cab to the airport and attempt to follow the instructions given to me by the Australians.

>go on holiday with bros
>support politician who is popular with the ladies
Would this work? Kind of considering

OBSESSED

Hope they get shot. Isn't this a form of terrorism?

>open door
>oi ow about 'Illery yank?
>close door

They are cute

I have a hardy laugh, considering they came all this way knowing I am a Canadian citizen and can't vote in the American election.

Top tier shitposting.

shoot him.

>shitposting no matter the cost
Enjoy it well you can, trump will make a deal with the emus and annex your poison island

I let my emu out of its cage and scare them all the way back to Australia.

Zyzz would be ashamed of those beta DYEL cucks

why does every aus i know shill hillary like it's his job. Are australians cucks?

Unless they're here to hand-deliver a Holden Ute to me, these bogans can fuck off.

i like most Americans i would be ok with an the west uniting. But keep away with your non whites and lefty bullshit.

i'm often embarrassed to be from melbourne

Soot him and steal his platypus obviously. What other answer is there?

what is the type of hat on the left called?

men who wear those should be thrown into the gaschamber no questions asked

Reminder: pic related is your average Australian wet dream

yes

if you're from the cities
which is most of us
but there is a strong underground movement of shitlords
we just totally unorganised and the cucks get more praise here than the yanks even give their cucks
its even harder socially (dont have to worry about a dindu killing you tho)
friend got attacked on a train last night
i lent him art of the deal :)

can troll your normies into shit posting for you tho

No seriously, what did you guys mean?

hope they stay over there

we need a positive cuck emigration

this desu

id also take a s15

THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETONS

Faggot cap

Of course they'd help support the criminal.

I had some Hispanics knocking on my door today... They asked me if I knew where the Spanish speakers in the neighborhood live...
They didn't even bother with me...

Fuck off and stop telling me how to run my country, you fucking clowns.

She looks like she would be quite the freaky fuck. I'd dig it, until they have to dig a hole for me. That bitch shouldn't be fucked or fucked with. Someone lock her up

Imagine being such a cuck you traveled across the planet to status signal.

Also, is this even legal?

Fuck off were full.

theyre not shitposters, they're fucking pussies who's girlfriends dress them. they drink pooftah beer and deserve the rope

Yup, other countries aren't allowed to persuade our voters one way or another.

Execute them.

Congratulate him for making Americans asshurt IRL and on the internet at the same time, just by wearing a tshirt. It has just begun America, our great shitpost war will continue until your empire falls.

Let these next few days be the days Aussies coaxed Americans into killing each other over meme candidates.

If these fags come knocking on your door, American friends, please for the love of Christ and Kek, beat the living shit out of them.

Do it for us. Thanks.

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it means we're even more cucked on immigration here than you lot
we're younger and more defenceless against the sneaky jew and his immigration policies

these pricks think the US should go back to all the sitcoms you produced that we watched thru our childhood
With all its positive messages about race mixing that made us feel warm and fuzzy about our own demise

glass him for being from victoria

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I'm serious when I say that these cunts need to be shot. This is outright illegal and treasonous.

That's no laughing matter.

Lel. You all look like Rojer Ramjet.

Get squarer heads why don't you. Your faces are as big as a gooks pan head face.

Kek i read this right after the OP image and Im just kekking at australia right now

Unzip my pants and swing my winkus around at them, and at my arresting officers.

so aussies went to the next level and now shitpost irl?

>bankstown-lidcome

arabs
prolly an arab doctor killing an arab baby
who cares
You'll all have this shit in your countries soon too

f-fuck you!

delete that now!! NOW!

Me on the left

>Look at us, we swallow everything the United States of Australia media feeds us

I could take all 3 of them easy. Fucking disgrace.

Ask them if they thought it was a good idea to ignore my "Prisoners will be shot on sight" sign.

no its not

please user
don't

I live in the land of DIVERSITY.

because of commonwealth work permits, there's a ton of STRAYANs here who push Hillary. Any coffee shop you go to has a strayan there shilling for Hilldog.

For liberals these chicks are kinda top tier, much better looking than our liberal whores. They can kind of banter a little too so I end up going out with them even though I'm a skinhead. Long story short, thanks STRAYANS for sending your liberal bitches here they are 1/4 as liberal as our bitches and at least white. lavidaesunmus.bandcamp.com/track/infatigables

how do you know

>going halfway across the country just to shitpost irl
wew lads

because you didnt prove it

>aussies

go fuck a kangaroo you cucks

well that's my wife's son and I can confirm that it is him, dickhead.

Doesn't this violate all sorts of laws? Especially if they aren't US citizens?

actually I stand corrected

aussies are just the bitches that they didnt want in new zealand.

now thats a country with MEN, not effeminate faggots like aussies.

Seems to just be some kind of field cap. If he were wearing it correctly it would look fine.

At least we're the ones doing the fucking cunt. Aren't you late for the daily anal session with your PM and Jamal?

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was going to out you as a kiwi with this one

then you confirm

Please burgers get out your gun and shoot these fuckers if they show up on your doorstep. Thank you.

Why do underdeveloped men support Hillary?

DELET IT OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES

Call him a faggot melbournian hipster fag and gas him right on the spot.

aussies have no culture, and their rugby team sucks

what do you give the world other than bad accents?

>tfw no cunt to drink some goon and enjoy some barbed shrimps

Thought Aussie's only shit posted online.

Cancel their citizenship and send then to nauru when they try to re-enter australia illegally.

Fuck off we're full, we certainly can't spare any room for melbourne cucks

wifi

and domineering personalities so at least people know who we are

>Dat Numale facial hair and skinny no gains hipster body.

>Those skinny arms
>Pale complexions

Tell those Melbourne poofters to fuck off

The sad thing is that this must be fairly widespread. I was in Dubai a few weeks ago and saw somebody with one of those shirts.

fuck you no mercy i had to watch that shit 3 times an hour on mtv for 2 fucken years

The Emus are keeping their wives warm, don't worry.

apparently they are members of the labor party

there was something about it on TV last night

Cucks have no borders.

Melbournite here, i have a beard, man bun and I stump for Trump :)

Go back to Mexico Carlos

>Bankstown-lidcombe

110% certainly a sandnigger, nothing of value was lost

WHY IS THIS POST STILL HERE

DELEDE IT NOW MOW NOOOOWWWW!

OR THE CONSEQUENCES WILL HAPPEN

To the gas chambers with them!