I almost fucking lost my job today guys.
I worked at a nursing home until 7 pm last night. boss calls me up screaming, you know how close you are to getting fucking fired what the hell is wrong with you? some of those old people were catatonic for years you son of a bitch, and you got them screaming for blood.
i redpilled all the old people on the satanism/lolita flights, clinton foundation taking money from islamics, hillary freaking out over cartoon frogs, 100% healthy people committing suicide in the trunks of cars with 3 gunshot wounds to the back of the head, while tied up, and no shell casings or firearms found with all their personal computers and papers missing, spirit cooking, and can't we just drone him on assange.
i had 70 residents (all the ones not in the alzheimer unit) wanting to go on an old people death march to kick hillarys ass, and destroy the democratic party. some of these old people had to be fed with puree'ed food, and they just woke up out of this sad state and started talking about in my day, we would have shot that fucking bitch right between the eyes.
the head of nursing had to come in on his drinking days (the weekend mostly, but he's drunk as a lord most days) and call the supervisor of the center and the doctor on call to dope these old people out of a killing rage and possible geriatric riot.
if i had only known how good i was at getting people pissed off, i would have started sooner. I knew the old folks liked me, since i was the guy that would score them coffee from the local roasters instead of that horrible piss we got from SysCo, would bring my laptop up to the job, and turn on movies for them, and showed them youtube and netflix. they would crack up at the funny animal videos, and would get kind of bummed out the days i was off, unless i just decided to show up and do the activities managers job and show them stuff online.
i also got them hooked on memes. I know I'm going to hell for that.