So they grew up with Ed being an actor for horror movies, Double D being a scientist...

So they grew up with Ed being an actor for horror movies, Double D being a scientist, and Eddy being a used car salesman, right?

Garbage collector, Chemist and professional conman

straight, white, male

B-movie horror movie director, inner city high school chemistry teacher and used car salesman.

This.
Eddy is also viable to become the guy that sells bootleg DVDs of movies currently in theaters at the local swap-meet.

They didn't grow up because it's a cartoon and they weren't written to grow up.

I want to know how this show survived the diversity quota craze.

>I want to drag outrage politics into everything
I want you to stop using oxygen

>Ed
Takes over as owner of the local comic shop, selling the stuff he has adored throughout his life. Doesn't make a lot, since Peach Creek is only a small suburb. Also helps Eddy run his business, and gets occasional financial help from both of his buddies. Eddy grumbles, but he and Double D don't mind.
>Edd
Aspires to make something of himself, going off to college. Can't decide what field he wants to spend the rest of his life in, however. Ultimately gets won over by his childhood love of the educational system and his desire to help others learn, and gets a teaching degree. Teaches science classes at the high school in Lemon Brook. Vows to never let a student behave the way Eddy did when he was in school.
>Eddy
Has a little bit of a breakdown once he graduates high school, realizing that he has no idea what he wants to do for the rest of his life. Double D tries to convince him to go to college, but his nonexistent work ethic and hatred of school settings makes this impossible. Gets inspired by his brother, who he is now on better terms with. Using Ed as a construction tool, opens up and manages Peach Creek's very own amusement park.

Or pic related.

The cast consists of like 13 characters. Five of those are girls, one is ambiguously black, one is not-so-ambiguously a fag, and one is a piece of wood (made up snowflake gender). I'd say that's a fairly accurate sample of the population of a generic American suburb.

If you just watched shows with actual story arcs/lore, you know, you wouldn't have to shove it into mindless comedy shows that were just meant to be a vehicle for slapstick and sight gags.

Food for thought, you autistic fucks.

Go away Sucrose, nobody likes your shitty deepest lore animu ripoff show for queers.

Thanks user, keep up the good work.

This is a good fucking synopsis right here. If I had an award I'd give it to you

>wanting to try and theorize the answers to unanswered questions about good characters in TV shows is wrong

I never even got into EEnE and I still realize that you're mentally deficient

Sugar was one of you EEnE autists, you're just like her....autistic beyond belief and shoehorning shit into a show that wasn't about that.

Np

They weren't characters, they were punchline vehicles/walking tropes. Stop treating an episodic gag show as if it was LOTR

Anybody who posts multi-replies should just be banned, it's always guaranteed to either be a shitposter or genuine autismo. Probably both in this case.

Jesus christ, even I can remember the fact that all three Eds at the least had extremely distinct personalities. Are you gay or something?

>muh "deep lore" wanking
If I wanted to learn about some shitty retarded character's complex backstory I'd read your biography user.

So did Tom and Jerry. Are we going to write fanfiction about them next? Because that would be....autistic!

I could see Eddy getting rich from cryptocurrency, making his own scam coins and ICOs.

My point is, if that's what you want....then watch a show like that. You autists are trying to create and insert lore into a show that had none, which is fucking retarded and basically writing fanfiction for a comedy show, which once again, is....well, you know what it is.

EEnE has a canon and references past episodes.

I hate to say it, but I'm certain Eddy would hop on that "online personality" bullshit. He'd be doing LPs and streams and such for minimal effort and maximum earnings.

this

...

It's not "creating and inserting lore", it's having fun hypothesizing how a kid character would turn out as an adult. I guess as an autist you wouldn't know much about pretending though.

>Sugar
>EEnE artist
Either you're a shitposter or your grammar sucks ass.

Pretty sure Antonucci said what jobs they would get in an interview. All I remember is that Double D becomes a scientist that discovers the cure for mosquito bites hue

>one is ambiguously black
Wait what? Who?

>pic related
I wanna see it so fucking bad.

I think he means Johnny 2x4

That'd be the creamiest fucking black dude I've ever seen in my life then.

...

Like Mike Bibby.

I said autist, not artist, retard
Though both are accurate, because I'm referring to her EEnE porn drawings, which I bet all of you sick weirdos is into

Fans seem to jump around on whether they think he's black or not, I've definitely seen a lotta people here on Sup Forums who think he is. I don't know, I'd say he could maybe be a latino or something. He's got a weird hippie family, that's not really typical of blacks or Mexicans.

Anyone have that image of The Eds looking at Jawbreakers as adults? One of them says something like,"Man, I thought these use to be huge".

...

>Ed
Stock boy at a grocery store, still lives in his parents basement, grew out of pretending to be retarded but still has a weird fun-loving personality

>Edd
Grad student researcher, doesn't live up to his full potential, still lives in his parents house

>Eddy
NEET, bordering on alcoholism, sings in a crappy band but thinks it will actually go places

I want to know how you operate a keyboard while this retarded

>WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO... EDDYLAND! THRILLS! CHILLS! no refunds. AND MORE FUN THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE!

Holy shit Eddy as a sleazy owner of an "Action Park" theme park is the greatest idea.

Actually I just described people I know in real life...

>"...huh. Hey Eddy?"
>"What's up, Double D?"
>"Did you ever realize that you and your older brother ended up in the same profession?"
>"...shut the fuck up, Sockhead."

You know what's even more autisitc? Stepping on people's interests because they don't conform to your personal worldview, you fucking faggot. Just because you can't use your imagination doesn't mean other people can't use theirs.

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>defending this level of autism
Holy shit, go outside you fucking loser.

it's nice to dream

>a spongeposter
Of course. This is how I imagine all of you.

You know, at least people who speculate and obsess over capeshit, SU tards, bronies, Avatar fuckers etc etc have something to go by in terms of like a story they're captivated by....it's just weird to be so autistic by a talking sponge or characters who's only story is trying to eat a lot of candy. I'm not even saying one is better than the other, there is nothing wrong with comedy shows, episodic shows, or shows that are largely without any kind of lore or world building....it's just fucking weird to me when people try to insert those elements into them. Do what you want, but I still feel the way I want.

What is this bara shit?

Or lil pump

So like, when do we usually start doing the spooky story time with WereEdds and sexy chicken ghosts?

>They think they aren't autistic
Tell me why you're wasting your time sperging about a bunch of children playing with their stupid fucking toys then.
>Do what you want
Why not just hide the thread? Are you too autistic for that or something, user? Stop wasting your time on a shitposting thread, you fucking moron.

It's not what people wanted out of the show you fucking retard, it's something they like doing post mortem. And you call others autistic

What do you think the other kids futures will be? Kevin? Nazz? Rolf? The Kankers? etc?

Ignoring the fact that a baby is shitting in a corner doesn't change the fact that there is shit in the corner.

If it were an actual baby with actually stinky shit you'd be right, but it's a thread on a Maori Cavepainting forum you goddamn autist.

I kind of want to see Ed as an underground comics writer.

Yeah, fandom stuff in general is autistic as is anything that wanders beyond discussing actual shows and crosses over into fanfiction and roleplay territory.

>Tell me why you're wasting your time sperging about a bunch of children playing with their stupid fucking toys then.
>Why not just hide the thread? Are you too autistic for that or something, user? Stop wasting your time on a shitposting thread, you fucking moron.
Because it's Sup Forums and we're all autistic to some degree, I'm saying you're more autistic than me. Hide my posts if you don't like them?

>WAAAH I CAN BE A RAGING AUTIST IN THE THREAD BUT YOU'RE AUTISTIC FOR REPLYING
Jesus christ dude

>Hide my posts if you don't like them?
Why can't you just hide thread yourself? Are you just mentally ill?

>tfw one of EEnE Creators is dead
>tfw u wont ever get an adult version reboot on adultswim

Misrepresenting my arguments with exaggerated greentexting is remarkably pathetic and proves you don't actually have anything worthwhile to say. Just stop posting, you've lost and at this point you're just making an ass of yourself.

>you've lost
You can't just decide you've won an argument without actually making any reasonable arguments. You can't even hide a thread you dislike because you can't stand the idea that someone would enjoy talking about something you think is stupid, that's autistic.
What's stopping you from reporting and hiding the thread? It's not something that influences any other threads, it's not like it's constantly seeping out and getting into things you enjoy. If you hate it, hide it and you will never have to see this thread again.

Predates 2010. While the quota shit was there, it REALLY picked up in 2011. But make no mistake, 2013 and the release of Steven Universe was when we REALLY entered the PC 10s.

I'm expressing my opinion, that's what the discussion boards are for. Maybe Sup Forums should implement a safespace board for fanfiction, I don't know. Regardless of what you think, I am a cartoon fan and somewhat a fan of this show, I just think part of the fandom is fucking weird and even creepy and it's my right to have a discussion about that.

I'm not that poster, but their point is sound, and I'll answer some of those questions anyway.
>What's stopping you from reporting and hiding the thread?
It's not breaking any rules, and why would I hide it? I've never hidden a thread in my life unless it was something I find offensive, this doesn't offend me, I just find it fucking autistic and odd how some portion of this particular show's fandom is into weird shit

>Fwafwafwafwa I am a bastion of intellect and reason, it's over kid, I won, you now legally are diagnosed with Autism
Nigger I jumped in late just to shit on you, you're such a faggot it's unbelievable

Except no one wants to listen to you acting like an autistic little bitch. You're just drawing out a discussion that could've died a while ago.

Didn't Antonucci say in an interview that Ed would work in a small business, Edd would find the cure to cancer and that Eddy would run a carnival or something?

I saw a were-ed thred earlier this month

Edd would be a great circus ring master

Shame about what happened to Ringling Bros

Probably based on eddy dad.

I don’t see what SU has to do with anything.

>u wont ever get an adult version reboot on adultswim
Thank fuck. Ed Edd n Eddy had a great ending and Danny will always hold the rights and guard it from shitty groundrunning.

>EEnE Creators is dead
The dude made the opening sequence.

both of Eddy's parents are fucking gorillas, or at least they seem to be from their hairy massive arms

You know this show was created before you were born, right

I'm pretty sure Danny Antonucci said that
>Ed
CEO of a comic book company on level of Marvel or DC
>Edd
World renounced Scientist like Carl Sagan or Albert Einstein who wins several Nobel peace prizes and discovers the cure for the common cold
>Eddy
Head of a successful theme park chain on level of like Six Flags and would occasionally help out with building new rides in the various locations

GTFO, Bo

All that would apply even in the early '00s, disregarding the rise of transgender special snowflakes. EEnE aired for one year of the nineties kid, unfortunately for you liking EEnE doesn't make you a contrarian "us 90s kids amirite XD"

/thread

Already confirmed to be
Ed=Businessman
Eddy=something to do with a carnival
Edd=guy who cures mosquito bites

the Eds never grew up, but we did

>Kevin
Dies early in a motorcycle accident while trying to impress Nazz.
>Nazz
Moves to the coast of California and settles down with a nice man, lives probably the most normal life out of anyone in the cul-de-sac
>Rolf
Opens up a farmer's market in the city so that he can share his culture with others. Doesn't make him rich, but pays the bills and makes him happy.
>Jimmy
Drops out of college to pursue his dream of being a fashion designer.
>Sarah
Becomes an abusive-obsessive stay-at-home mom
>Kankers
Fed up with their antics, Double D attempts to have the Kankers arrested for sexual assault, but nothing comes of it. The Kankers all get menial jobs while never moving out of their trailer or the trailer park.
>Johnny
Becomes a crazy mountain man, living off the grid for the rest of his life.

who wasted their pizza doing that

There needs to be an Ed Eddn eddy version of "heat" or "the town"

Gucci Gang!

Damn, Lee's THICCC

Ed
Monster Actor and Camera operator for terrible monster movies
Edd
Researcher. His lab is technically owned by Eddie, which is how they meet up again as adults. Moonlights as a mad scientist, cloning frog monsters and whatnot. Double D was probably his funniest when he dropped his moral compass due to scientific fascination
Eddie
CEO of a Faceless Megacorp that has bootleg operations around the globe.
Keeps Nazz around as a secretary. At first he wanted to fuck her but after her almost ruining his business he realizes what an airhead she is. He still keeps her on payroll to piss off Kevin, but doesn't give her any work.

Fan fiction is autistic no matter what it's for

Pissing on someone for enjoying something you don't is a textbook sign of autism, you fucking retard. Fuck off to /aco/ if you don't want to actually discuss cartoons.

This isn't even serious speculation, user, it's just abunch of folks having fun imagining speculating about shit we enjoy. If you for some reason think that's "bad", then see my advice above.

>Kevin
Knocks up Nazz during senior prom and has to turn down a promising football scholarship because of it. Eventually becomes a mechanic in Eddy's dealership, while also working part-time in Peach Creek Jr. High as a gym coach. Constantly reminisces about his high school days.
>Kankers
Still living in the trailer park, they work at the local diner. They still try to seduce men on a regular basis.
>Jimmy
Becomes the owner of a pastry shop. After many years of Sarah treating him like her "gay best friend", he tries to force himself on her one night and gets the shit beaten out of him for it. Now he's a depressed alcoholic.
>Jonny
Disappeared one day and left a note saying he was going to help protect the environment. Nobody knows where he is.
>Rolf
Makes a living selling off his produce.
Is given a literal trophy wife from the Old Country as a reward for completing his Urban Ranger training. Constantly fights tooth-and-nail with the local authorities who want to turn his farm into a new parking lot.
>Sarah
Owns a boutique store. It's across the street from Jimmy's. She occasionally helps with makeup and costume design for Ed's movies. Still craves Edd's dick.
>Nazz
Gained a ton of weight during her pregnancy and decided to keep it afterwards. Now she works part time as a BBW model.

>sexy chicken ghosts
Tell me more.

>gained a ton of weight and works part time as a BBW model

Tell me more.

like tyler1

lil pump is cuban i think, he just says nigga a lot

what SCP is this

Doujins arn't

Am I the only one that just thought of this little shit from that green text?

Who would entrust Ed with a fucking gun

>dat Lee